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Eddie Teach

#45420
December 16, 2014, 12:07:07 AM
In more cheery news, the southern white rhino has rebounded from a low pop of around 50 to 20,000 today.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

CountDeMoney

#45421
December 16, 2014, 12:08:04 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 16, 2014, 12:07:07 AM
In more cheery news, the southern white rhino has rebounded from a low pop of around 50 to 20,000 today.

That's a lot of rhino fucking in 24 hours, man.  Maybe the Chinese are on to something.

sbr

#45422
December 16, 2014, 12:21:39 AM
 :huh:

Admiral Yi

#45423
December 16, 2014, 12:27:18 AM
The Wigger's post could be facetiously interpreted to mean that increase happened in one day.

sbr

#45424
December 16, 2014, 12:28:09 AM
Ah I suppose it could, my bad.

DGuller

#45425
December 16, 2014, 12:28:31 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 16, 2014, 12:07:07 AM
In more cheery news, the southern white rhino has rebounded from a low pop of around 50 to 20,000 today.
:hmm:
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Ideologue

#45426
December 16, 2014, 10:33:41 AM
30 minutes late to work and I still can't find my keys. <_<
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Habbaku

#45427
December 16, 2014, 12:41:20 PM
I was once late to work because of losing a shoe under a rug.  MAH LOAFERS
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

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garbon

#45428
December 16, 2014, 12:41:58 PM
i was once late to work because there were cows and bales of hay in the road. :(
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ideologue

#45429
December 16, 2014, 12:43:40 PM
And that's why you shouldn't drive in New York.
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Valmy

#45430
December 16, 2014, 12:44:09 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 16, 2014, 12:41:58 PM
i was once late to work because there were cows and bales of hay in the road. :(

They really have to keep those Long Islanders out of Manhattan.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

garbon

#45431
December 16, 2014, 12:47:18 PM
Massachusetts, dearies, but I fear my workplace still found it an unbelievable excuse. :(
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Grey Fox

#45432
December 16, 2014, 12:55:15 PM
I've never been late to work.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Valmy

#45433
December 16, 2014, 12:57:06 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 16, 2014, 12:55:15 PM
I've never been late to work.

Do you work from home or something?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Grey Fox

#45434
December 16, 2014, 01:03:19 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 16, 2014, 12:57:06 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 16, 2014, 12:55:15 PM
I've never been late to work.

Do you work from home or something?

Something.

I don't have a start time. I start when I show up.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.
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