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[Ed Anger]

I got the scam IRS phone call. I had soooo much fun with them.

[MadImmortalMan]

I got the scam IRS phone call. I had soooo much fun with them.

I had that as well. Twice. With heavy Indian accents both times. 

[Ed Anger]

I liked it when they told me they was sending the Police to arrest me when I refused to put 500 dollars on a card.

They hung up when I went sexual with my comments. 

[Admiral Yi]

I've only gotten the scam State Attorney General post card.

[CountDeMoney]

I sorta miss my Jamaicans. 

When I get back into my place, I'm going to have to get another landline listing in the phone book.

[Ed Anger]

I sorta miss my Jamaicans. 

When I get back into my place, I'm going to have to get another landline listing in the phone book.

The Jamaicans tried to pull some shit with my dad on the phone. When they threatened him, he told him they would die in the street.

I love my crazy family.

[Valmy]

Today I discovered there is a town named King of Prussia. Hee hee

I was in King of Prussia two weeks ago.

Like so many of Frederick the Great's courtiers.

[Ed Anger]

Today I discovered there is a town named King of Prussia. Hee hee

I was in King of Prussia two weeks ago.

Like so many of Frederick the Great's courtiers.

[Valmy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE6QNWddGFk

Hey, Valmy, you ever watch the bats?

Yes indeed.  Always an out-of-town visitor pleaser.

[Habbaku]

Today I discovered there is a town named King of Prussia. Hee hee

I was in King of Prussia two weeks ago.

Like so many of Frederick the Great's courtiers.

[DGuller]

Today I discovered there is a town named King of Prussia. Hee hee

I was in King of Prussia two weeks ago.

Like so many of Frederick the Great's courtiers.

[CountDeMoney]

Poor form, busting on Freddy the Deuce's private life like that.  Shame on all of you.

[MadBurgerMaker]

If only scammers took as much pride in their prose as they do in their code...

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Which can take your  Personal and financial information's in High Risk.
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SAM TECHNICIAN
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That's a literary masterpiece compared to some of the shit the idiots at work fall for.  My favorite was short and sweet though.  All it was was an email sent from some foreign throwaway address that said CLICK HERE in bold, red, underlined letters.  Zero effort, and quite a few dumbasses went right ahead and clicked on it, then entered their usernames and passwords.  Then they wondered why we shut their accounts down until the infosec guys talked to them.

[Habbaku]

Poor form, busting on Freddy the Deuce's private life like that.  Shame on all of you.

He was scum.  Suppose it is better form to bust on his public life, though.

[CountDeMoney]

One of the World's 6 Remaining Northern White Rhinos Has Died
The animal died of old age at the San Diego Zoo


One of the world's six remaining northern white rhinos died at the San Diego Zoo on Sunday, according to park officials.

Angalifu, 44, reportedly died of old age and had begun refusing to eat last week, reports the Los Angeles Times.

"Angalifu's death is a tremendous loss to all of us," said Rancy Reiches, curator of mammals at the zoo's Safari Park.

Myriad attempts to breed Angalifu with the park's only other northern white rhino failed. The species now faces complete extinction after decades of wide-scale poaching.