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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Ed Anger

#45360
December 12, 2014, 08:54:38 PM
Calspellus.  :(
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Eddie Teach

#45361
December 12, 2014, 08:58:29 PM
CCR/Q. Liga
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Caliga

#45362
December 12, 2014, 09:02:56 PM
When I told this story to Princesca she kind of did that Marge Simpson groan Marge does at Homer. :hmm:  Upon reflection I think she may think this chick was flirting with me. :sleep:
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Capetan Mihali

#45363
December 12, 2014, 09:42:07 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 12, 2014, 08:51:29 PM
I was like "Is that a schnitzel?" and she was like "You eat schnitzel a lot?"

:lmfao:  :hug:
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-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Caliga

#45364
December 12, 2014, 09:44:57 PM
 :huh:
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Grey Fox

#45366
December 12, 2014, 09:51:48 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 12, 2014, 09:02:56 PM
When I told this story to Princesca she kind of did that Marge Simpson groan Marge does at Homer. :hmm:  Upon reflection I think she may think this chick was flirting with me. :sleep:

Yeah, wtf, cal, Girlfriends?
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Tonitrus

#45367
December 12, 2014, 09:52:35 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 12, 2014, 09:02:56 PM
When I told this story to Princesca she kind of did that Marge Simpson groan Marge does at Homer. :hmm:  Upon reflection I think she may think this chick was flirting with me. :sleep:

How were the boobs?

11B4V

#45368
December 12, 2014, 09:57:20 PM
Popped into mind with Cal's story.

German's have such a sense of Humor.

In '90 during the Einzelkämpferlehrgang course with some 300 Fernspählehrkompanie chaps, one of my fellow US Team leaders doing the training's name was Joe Brownstein. One of the german teamleaders (Peter IIRC) asked if he was jewish, beings his last name was Brownstein. Joe replied yes it was and he was a german jew. The Peter commented, "There aren't to many of you left eh."   
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Ed Anger

#45369
December 12, 2014, 10:00:54 PM
Sounded like Peter needed to be puncherzied in the face.
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Capetan Mihali

#45370
December 12, 2014, 10:05:12 PM
Yeah, great joke.
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

11B4V

#45371
December 12, 2014, 10:15:43 PM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Caliga

#45372
December 12, 2014, 11:09:31 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on December 12, 2014, 09:52:35 PM
How were the boobs?
She is quite hot. :)
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Syt

#45373
December 13, 2014, 12:26:29 AM
Do you call her "mein kleiner Leberknödel?"
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Admiral Yi

#45374
December 13, 2014, 03:10:46 AM
That line sounds so money.

"My dear free noodle."

Right?
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