The Off Topic Topic

[Eddie Teach]

Nothing quite like waking up with the mother of all tension headaches.

I always get headaches when I sleep on my side.

[Syt]

Yeah, I sometimes sleep with my head/neck craned into the corner - I would move the bed, but the bedroom is too tiny to put it anywhere else.

[katmai]

Nothing quite like waking up with the mother of all tension headaches.

I always get headaches when I sleep on my side.

I can't sleep on my back or face, you weirdo.

[Ideologue]

Why can't you?

[Eddie Teach]

Probably insufficient abdominal strength to get up off his back. 

[jimmy olsen]

and illegal garbage disposal, which earned it €19.6bn.

How is this possible?

[Jacob]

and illegal garbage disposal, which earned it €19.6bn.

How is this possible?

Burying toxic and/or nuclear waste in random bits of Southern Italy and the Balkans is much cheaper than disposing of it properly.

[jimmy olsen]

 

[jimmy olsen]

Monstrous!

Teacher Threatens Game of Thrones Spoilers!

[Josquius]

Awesome. I need to see the video.

[Norgy]

Nothing quite like waking up with the mother of all tension headaches.

I have those way too often myself. No amount of stretching or working out seems to help. It got so bad I went to see the doctor. He identified it as cluster headache, so I got some pills that helped a little. Then there was an inflammation in my shoulder that caused the headaches later. If I were to "listen to my body", I'd think the message is "You're fooked".

[Syt]

I spent my lunch break sitting outside in the spring sun. It helped a bit.

But yeah, pain killers only help so much, and there doesn't seem to be much to be done about tension or cluster headaches.

[Iormlund]

So, after 9 long months unemployed, I suddenly get two calls. Both are German multinationals:

Option a) Stay at my hometown with frequent, long stays around the world. During those long hours and stressful working conditions in a very challenging environment (automotive industry).
Option b) Move to a Spanish city not far, but far enough. Relaxed working conditions (in comparison).

[Valmy]

Bizarrely, CBS neglected to mention his political affiliation.  So we know for sure he's not a Republican.

Or maybe they thought it was redundant having already said he was a Senator from California.

[Admiral Yi]

So, after 9 long months unemployed, I suddenly get two calls. Both are German multinationals:

Option a) Stay at my hometown with frequent, long stays around the world. During those long hours and stressful working conditions in a very challenging environment (automotive industry).
Option b) Move to a Spanish city not far, but far enough. Relaxed working conditions (in comparison).

Try something new. 

Bang some foreign poon.