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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Capetan Mihali

No source on the giraffe? :yeahright: :P
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Malthus

Quote from: Capetan Mihali on March 27, 2014, 09:02:07 AM
No source on the giraffe? :yeahright: :P

I'm wondering who the Giraffe raped and/or murdered.  ;)
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mongers

Quote from: Malthus on March 27, 2014, 09:04:10 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on March 27, 2014, 09:02:07 AM
No source on the giraffe? :yeahright: :P

I'm wondering who the Giraffe raped and/or murdered.  ;)

Didn't do anything, like possibly one or two of those thirteen Americans.   :(
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Norgy

Giraffe fed to lions.
Lions then held accountable for eating giraffe?

frunk

Quote from: Norgy on March 27, 2014, 09:20:56 AM
Giraffe fed to lions.
Lions then held accountable for eating giraffe?

Carrion beetles brought in for questioning.

Josquius

Quote from: Grey Fox on March 27, 2014, 06:15:06 AM
Quote from: Tyr on March 27, 2014, 04:42:33 AM
Well this is interesting, and pretentious. Band plans to release just one copy of their album-
http://www.forbes.com/sites/zackomalleygreenburg/2014/03/26/why-wu-tang-will-release-just-one-copy-of-its-secret-album/

That's stupid & I hope it fails.
There's going to be some mega competition to be the one to leak the thing. Even though I doubt anyone actually cares about its contents.
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Norgy

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Jacob

Quote from: DGuller on March 27, 2014, 08:55:12 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on March 27, 2014, 04:00:14 AM
I've never been a massive fan of Nate Silver. But I thought I'd give his new site a try, then I saw this:
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/parsing-is-such-sweet-sorrow/

Now I'm absolutely furious.
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Razgovory

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I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Razgovory

Quote from: Jacob on March 27, 2014, 10:33:07 AM


The explains why languish is so dysfunctional.

What makes you say that?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

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Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Brazen

Quote from: Liep on March 27, 2014, 08:59:18 AM

Bookmaker Paddy Power has opened up betting on which animal is likely to be killed next at Copenhagen Zoo, after four healthy lions were put down this week.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/paddy-power-opens-bets-on-which-animal-is-likely-to-be-killed-next-at-copenhagen-zoo-9219202.html

Capetan Mihali

Quote from: Sheilbh on March 27, 2014, 04:00:14 AM
I've never been a massive fan of Nate Silver. But I thought I'd give his new site a try, then I saw this:
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/parsing-is-such-sweet-sorrow/

Ick.
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Ed Anger

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Razgovory

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017