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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Grey Fox

Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 26, 2014, 08:45:36 AM
GF's daughter is too young to cook.  :huh:

:hmm:

She was being a prissy bitch, a yelled at her to knock it off.
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Ed Anger

Quote from: alfred russel on March 26, 2014, 09:02:26 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2014, 09:00:18 AM
She's dead.

*begins typing out declaration of war against Dorsey*

Sorry.  :(

You feel bad now, huh?

You should.
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derspiess

Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2014, 08:54:36 AM
I will laugh at Juggalo funerals though.

Had to look that one up :lol:  :huh:  :lol:

Also, your post was a bit confusing, policy be damned.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Admiral Yi

Lighten up Gimpy.  It was a joke.

derspiess

So anyway at what age do daughters start cooking delicious meals or snacks for their dads?  My wife is a great cook but when she gets on her kick where she's making quiche or similar crap I could use a backup.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

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derspiess

:lol:

HEY LAY OFF THE CHINAMAN
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Ed Anger

Quote from: derspiess on March 26, 2014, 09:11:39 AM
So anyway at what age do daughters start cooking delicious meals or snacks for their dads?  My wife is a great cook but when she gets on her kick where she's making quiche or similar crap I could use a backup.

I expect snacks at all tea parties I attend.
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PDH

I trained my nieces to fetch me beer.
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Ed Anger

Quote from: derspiess on March 26, 2014, 09:07:33 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2014, 08:54:36 AM
I will laugh at Juggalo funerals though.

Had to look that one up :lol:  :huh:  :lol:



I am fascinated by Juggalos.  :homestar:
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derspiess

Come to think of it, Lola has been bringing me play-doh 'pizzas' lately.  So that's a start.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Liep

Thanks Obama for shutting down Rue de la Loi and making me walk a detour all over Brussels to get to the Military Museum.
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derspiess

Quote from: PDH on March 26, 2014, 09:14:30 AM
I trained my nieces to fetch me beer.

My nephew was getting me beers out of the fridge at a year & a half.  I didn't even need to train him.  He was always very observant.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Syt

Quote from: Liep on March 26, 2014, 09:16:37 AM
Thanks Obama for shutting down Rue de la Loi and making me walk a detour all over Brussels to get to the Military Museum.

That was a fun little museum. I liked the hangar a lot.
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derspiess

Quote from: Syt on March 26, 2014, 09:23:17 AM
Quote from: Liep on March 26, 2014, 09:16:37 AM
Thanks Obama for shutting down Rue de la Loi and making me walk a detour all over Brussels to get to the Military Museum.

That was a fun little museum. I liked the hangar a lot.

I think that was one of about 20 things I ran out of time to do when I was in Brussels.  Hit all the important beer spots, though :)
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall