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garbon

#26640
May 11, 2013, 06:39:04 AM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Syt

#26641
May 11, 2013, 11:20:24 AM
:lol:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Liep

#26642
May 11, 2013, 05:19:15 PM
Poor Greenland, their hopes of getting a lustrous mining industry has failed. Metal prices has fallen and there's no oil in sight.

I guess they still have the fish, rampant alcoholism and widespread child raping.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Phillip V

#26643
May 11, 2013, 05:22:32 PM
Quote from: Liep on May 11, 2013, 05:19:15 PM
Poor Greenland, their hopes of getting a lustrous mining industry has failed. Metal prices has fallen and there's no oil in sight.

I guess they still have the fish, rampant alcoholism and widespread child raping.

USA offered to buy Greenland in 1946, but Denmark refused. :mad:

Liep

#26644
May 11, 2013, 05:27:14 PM
Interesting scenario. Immediate thought is that it would've been better for all three parties.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

CountDeMoney

#26645
May 11, 2013, 05:38:02 PM
So my sister, in a bout of helicopter-parenting close air anti-armor support, over-ordered Girl Scout cookies in order to push my niece over the top on the leader board, and is now up to her ass in Girl Scout cookies.

Uncle Jay Jay is now Lord of the Thin Mints.

Eddie Teach

#26646
May 11, 2013, 05:54:21 PM
I prefer Do-si-dos (or whatever they call the Pitter Patter knockoff).
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Jacob

#26647
May 11, 2013, 05:59:35 PM
Quote from: Liep on May 11, 2013, 05:27:14 PM
Interesting scenario. Immediate thought is that it would've been better for all three parties.

How would it have been better for Greenland, do your think?

The Brain

#26648
May 11, 2013, 06:03:08 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 11, 2013, 05:59:35 PM
Quote from: Liep on May 11, 2013, 05:27:14 PM
Interesting scenario. Immediate thought is that it would've been better for all three parties.

How would it have been better for Greenland, do your think?

Pork and tort.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

#26649
May 11, 2013, 06:10:53 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 11, 2013, 05:59:35 PM
Quote from: Liep on May 11, 2013, 05:27:14 PM
Interesting scenario. Immediate thought is that it would've been better for all three parties.

How would it have been better for Greenland, do your think?

More fish taco stands.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#26650
May 11, 2013, 06:42:37 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 11, 2013, 05:59:35 PM
Quote from: Liep on May 11, 2013, 05:27:14 PM
Interesting scenario. Immediate thought is that it would've been better for all three parties.

How would it have been better for Greenland, do your think?

Americans subsidies and as a territory, low taxes.  I don't see how it benefits the US much though.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

jimmy olsen

#26651
May 11, 2013, 06:50:45 PM
Cold War military bases? ^^^

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Phillip V

#26652
May 11, 2013, 07:15:40 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 11, 2013, 06:42:37 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 11, 2013, 05:59:35 PM
Quote from: Liep on May 11, 2013, 05:27:14 PM
Interesting scenario. Immediate thought is that it would've been better for all three parties.

How would it have been better for Greenland, do your think?

Americans subsidies and as a territory, low taxes.  I don't see how it benefits the US much though.

America needs to annex more white people to stem the black/brown/yellow tide.

jimmy olsen

#26653
May 11, 2013, 07:25:55 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on May 11, 2013, 07:15:40 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 11, 2013, 06:42:37 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 11, 2013, 05:59:35 PM
Quote from: Liep on May 11, 2013, 05:27:14 PM
Interesting scenario. Immediate thought is that it would've been better for all three parties.

How would it have been better for Greenland, do your think?

Americans subsidies and as a territory, low taxes.  I don't see how it benefits the US much though.

America needs to annex more white people to stem the black/brown/yellow tide.
Whatever, Uncle Ruckus
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Admiral Yi

#26654
May 11, 2013, 07:26:49 PM
Uncle Ruckus?
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