The Off Topic Topic

[Ed Anger]

Since Ed's setting off Meri's radar, here's one to make the gals happy.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4882667/Bras-make-boobs-saggier-study-finds.html

I fired a HARM at her radar.

[MadImmortalMan]

I like this quote:

She also stressed the importance of communication - on her man's level. 'I think the language that men understand and they receive — is through food and through sex.' she says.

Food + Sex = 

[CountDeMoney]

I like this quote:

She also stressed the importance of communication - on her man's level. 'I think the language that men understand and they receive — is through food and through sex.' she says.

Food + Sex = 

Yeah, she does seem to be a bit dialed in.  Cheeseburgers and blowjobs make for a happy husband.

[garbon]

I never said that.

[Ed Anger]

I like this quote:

She also stressed the importance of communication - on her man's level. 'I think the language that men understand and they receive — is through food and through sex.' she says.

Food + Sex = 

Yeah, she does seem to be a bit dialed in.  Cheeseburgers and blowjobs make for a happy husband.

And if she doesn't nag, he is in heaven.  Women need the nagging beaten out of them.

[Caliga]

Since Ed's setting off Meri's radar, here's one to make the gals happy.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4882667/Bras-make-boobs-saggier-study-finds.html

I fired a HARM at her radar.

Professor Rouillon spent years using a slide rule and caliper to measure changes in the orientation of the breasts of 130 women.

How can I get this guy's job.

[Ideologue]

Hey, my vegan shoes are coming.

[mongers]

Hey, my vegan shoes are coming.

Shoes made from vegans, unusual.

[fhdz]

Hey, my vegan shoes are coming.

Are they also German atheist shoes?

[DGuller]

According to strategypage, there are no more American tanks in Yurope.

Don't tell the Russians.

DG is activating his radio right now.

That Soviet-made POS hasn't worked in years.

[Syt]

[garbon]

Cat lovers face off vs. Environmentalists

http://news.yahoo.com/fur-flying-florida-cat-lovers-push-law-protect-145936770.html

Fur flying in Florida as cat lovers push law to protect strays

Cat lovers are pushing the Florida legislature to pass a law protecting strays, over the objection of environmental lobbyists who say the furry creatures are a murderous menace to Mother Nature.

Two "community cat" bills in the state House and Senate would create protected cat colonies where the glut of strays scavenging for food and shelter could be trapped, neutered or spayed, then released to fend for themselves.

"The more neutered or spayed cats there are out there, the less kittens there'll be," said Holly Raschein, a co-sponsor of the legislation who represents Key Largo in the Florida Keys, a haven for cats as well as tourists.

"From a moral standpoint, rather than killing them, we could vaccinate them and put them back."

[garbon]

[The Brain]

They fought the Civil War over the wrong issue.

[11B4V]