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[CountDeMoney]

QUICK OPEN A WINDOW TO LET THE SMOKE OUT

[FunkMonk]

The teens have formed a gang. 

I appreciated their inability to use fire.

[CountDeMoney]

I've noticed that, while this show is one, Wise Company's website is brought to a crawl.

QUICK 1 ADULT NO KIDS I NEED THE FUD CALKULATOR

[Ed Anger]

Last family has some prime jailbait.

[CountDeMoney]

$6,995.00
Qty

12 month supply - 3 servings of food per day for 4 adults or 2 adults and 4 children.
Weight: 744.00 pounds

That's a shitload of kitty litter buckets, man.

[CountDeMoney]

Last family has some prime jailbait.

"Your old Daddy's dead.  I'm the new Daddy.  That's the way it's going to be."

[Ed Anger]

Costco had a years worth of shelf stable fud for 2k. My friend ordered one.

Then again, black helicopters.

[Syt]

[Eddie Teach]

Then it kinda sounds like you're saying "I love dick" 

[garbon]

Then it kinda sounds like you're saying "I love dick" 

I think I use those interchangeably.

[Lettow77]

 Not long ago I wrote a sonnet in elegy to venice; At the time, I did not realize that Wordsworth had done the same. His version even had a more difficult format, and it is far superior to mine. I got STYLED ON, and resolve to try and equal it someday. In the meantime, I read Death in Venice, which was masterful and appealed to my sensibilities greatly.
The masterful poem in question:

Once did She hold the gorgeous East in fee,
And was the safeguard of the West: the worth
Of Venice did not fall below her birth,
Venice, the eldest Child of Liberty.

She was a maiden city, bright and free:
No guile seduced, no force could violate;
And when she took unto herself a mate
She must espouse the everlasting sea.

And what if she had seen those glories fade,
Those titles vanish, and that strength decay?
Yet shall some tribute of regret be paid

When her long life hath reached its final day:
Men are we, and must grieve when even the shade
Of that which once was great has passed away.

[jimmy olsen]

http://what-if.xkcd.com/ 

[jimmy olsen]

 
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rs4wp/

[Tamas]

If you are in a stable-like office in hearing distance of about 50 people, why the FUCK do you have to make phone calls on the speaker?!!!

[Eddie Teach]

If you are in a stable-like office in hearing distance of about 50 people, why the FUCK do you have to make phone calls on the speaker?

This is why:

!!!