The Off Topic Topic

[Ed Anger]

He just discovered Tsar Bomba. 

[CountDeMoney]

See...these are the goofs that, when the shit hits the fan, you go straight for, shoot them in the fucking heads, and take all their shit.  They'll fold like lawn chairs.  With holes in their heads.

[CountDeMoney]

Yeah, a gas mask and ninja stars will get you far, kid.

[Ed Anger]

HE'S GOT SNAKE PLISSKEN'S BAT!

[HVC]

See...these are the goofs that, when the shit hits the fan, you go straight for, shoot them in the fucking heads, and take all their shit.  They'll fold like lawn chairs.  With holes in their heads.

No, these are the goofs that when the hear a car backfire they'll shoot their neighbours.

[CountDeMoney]

He also has a .22 marksman's plinker.

Hope he shaves off the sight, so it doesn't hurt as much when it's shoved up his ass.

[Ed Anger]

I need throwing stars to defend my supply of toaster studel

[CountDeMoney]

See...these are the goofs that, when the shit hits the fan, you go straight for, shoot them in the fucking heads, and take all their shit.  They'll fold like lawn chairs.  With holes in their heads.

No, these are the goofs that when the hear a car backfire they'll shoot their neighbours.

I like the odds of them shooting themselves first.

[CountDeMoney]

At least the kid has the foresight to remember his contact lens solution.  FORWARD THINKING

[Ed Anger]

Mmmmmmm, apple pie filing.

[DGuller]

Can't fold the guy for fainting.  Traumatic amputations are not exactly painless, and with enough pain, your body goes into shock.

[CountDeMoney]

"With my size and my age".  Yeah, right.  Your size and your age, you'd be a walking semen deposit.

Can't watch these idiots anymore.

I am going to enter the sweepstakes, though.

[Ed Anger]

I don't know if they make body armor in gangsta kitty's size.

[CountDeMoney]

As long as it is reticulated enough to allow her to move her head, she'll be fine.  Gotta clean dat ass, regardless of calamity.

[Ed Anger]

 

The teens have formed a gang.