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Fireblade

#13710
February 06, 2012, 11:05:44 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 06, 2012, 11:00:05 PM
The perfect job for Jaron is serving nachos from his hat at lawyer parties in Toronto.

Oh fuck no, he's not stealing MY future job in Canada after the American economy collapses.

Eddie Teach

#13711
February 06, 2012, 11:19:18 PM
We're taking them with us.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#13712
February 06, 2012, 11:36:34 PM
Quote from: Lettow77 on February 06, 2012, 09:34:56 PM
Tomorrow is my last day of self-imposed blindness. It's been a worthwhile venture, but I think i've gotten most all I can out of it. It will be nice to see the campus again.

I forgot you were doing that.  How do you type?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Razgovory

#13713
February 06, 2012, 11:38:01 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on February 06, 2012, 09:55:34 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on February 06, 2012, 05:46:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 06, 2012, 04:17:58 PM
http://deadspin.com/5882391/discover-wisconsin-and-other-things-your-fox-affiliate-is-showing-instead-of-soccer

lolz.

These all seem more interesting then soccer.

Wrong.

Ironically, Soccer was the only sport I was any good at.  I just found it so deadly dull.   I did enjoy kicking people though.  Especially once they were already on the ground.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Tonitrus

#13714
February 06, 2012, 11:48:32 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 06, 2012, 11:00:05 PM
The perfect job for Jaron is serving nachos from his hat at lawyer parties in Toronto.

Speaking of Jaron...rumor has it that JitB has a secret Bacon milkshake available for a limited time.

garbon

#13715
February 06, 2012, 11:59:42 PM
Bacon flavored syrup sounds disgusting. What's next - people eating Beggin Strips?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Lettow77

#13716
February 07, 2012, 12:07:25 AM
 Raz- I am only blind when I am outside. I have my vision here in my crystal fortress; it is vital for the ingestion of culture.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Syt

#13717
February 07, 2012, 12:20:31 AM
Then your blind experience wasn't the full monty, because these cultural experiences are not always available to visually impaired folks and I doubt you can fully appreciate what you're missing. Go to an art museum blind. Watch tv blind. Learn braille and read a newspaper.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Lettow77

#13718
February 07, 2012, 12:23:18 AM
 I did learn braille!

But art museum? Maybe you balls of light have those in yurop, but you fail to understand the situation of existing in Martin, TN.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Fireblade

#13719
February 07, 2012, 12:28:43 AM
As of this year, Arkansas now has one of the world's premier art museums.  :showoff:

Thanks for buying thousands of dollars worth of cheap Chinese shit for the past few decades, everyone!

Ideologue

#13720
February 07, 2012, 12:46:54 AM
Quote from: Fireblade on February 06, 2012, 11:05:44 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 06, 2012, 11:00:05 PM
The perfect job for Jaron is serving nachos from his hat at lawyer parties in Toronto.

Oh fuck no, he's not stealing MY future job in Canada after the American economy collapses.

So still thinking about going to law school?
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Fireblade

#13721
February 07, 2012, 12:49:42 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on February 07, 2012, 12:46:54 AM
Quote from: Fireblade on February 06, 2012, 11:05:44 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 06, 2012, 11:00:05 PM
The perfect job for Jaron is serving nachos from his hat at lawyer parties in Toronto.

Oh fuck no, he's not stealing MY future job in Canada after the American economy collapses.

So still thinking about going to law school?

No, I'm getting my masters in history at the university I work at.  :blush:

Ideologue

#13722
February 07, 2012, 01:26:52 AM
Oh YHWH.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

jimmy olsen

#13723
February 07, 2012, 03:19:45 AM
Quote from: Lettow77 on February 07, 2012, 12:23:18 AM
I did learn braille!

But art museum? Maybe you balls of light have those in yurop, but you fail to understand the situation of existing in Martin, TN.
Isn't there are full scale model of the Parthenon somewhere in Tennessee. Go see that.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Caliga

#13724
February 07, 2012, 06:21:16 AM
Quote from: Fireblade on February 07, 2012, 12:49:42 AM
No, I'm getting my masters in history at the university I work at.  :blush:
Are you at least able to get that tuition-free because you're an employee?
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