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[Ideologue]

Fucking South in a nutshell -

Southerner #1 - I'm with you on this, Southerner #2. But it's a much tidier process when the government takes it away and redistributes it to us.
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Southerner #2-  Exactly!
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Southerner #1 - Gawd, I should hope so!
about a minute ago · Like · 1 person.

Southerner #1 - Eff this socialism BS!!!!
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Southerner #1 - That's it, I don't do politics of facebook. Sorry.
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Ank - Last I knew, the South was still a major recipient of federal transfer payments.  Just holler when you want that tap shut off, I can spend that money just as well in my own state.  Just sayin'.

1.  He bitches about politics on FB, when he brought it into a non-political topic - 
2.  He bitches about taking and giving, which is pretty funny considering his state (SC gets $1.35 per $1.00 paid in)

Southern fried cognitive dissonance a la North Augusta.

Oh, boo hoo.  Cry when you've lived here and dealt with the exact same kind of shit your whole life and you can't even move because you can't find an out-of-state job in part because of the voting choices of the people you're surrounded by I HATE IT HERE I HATE IT KILL KILL KILL

[MadBurgerMaker]

Well that was nice.  I go outside to have a smoke, and as I'm walking out the back door, I get hit in the head by something....large....with flapping wings and all that.  After ducking and dodging away to the edge of the porch like I'm being shot at, I look back and see this:



This fucking retarded damn bigass moth is slamming itself against the light there and must have freaked out when my dome suddenly appeared right next to it. 

[Ideologue]

What's up Jame Gumb.

[MadBurgerMaker]

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

Wait what?  What are we talking about?  Where's my dog?

E:  That damn thing is still out there.    I don't want it dumbassing its way inside when I open the door.

[Iormlund]

Body synthesizes relevant proteins.  And I take a vitamin.

And fwiw, I think I'm probably the lightest straight man on the board.

Oh I don't know, I've never considered you that much of a lightweight.

165 pounds?  Or is that some drinking joke?  Because I'm relatively easy drunk too.

I weight less than that.

[Lettow77]

 I weigh less than that as well, despite my best efforts.

[Eddie Teach]

I bet that guy who runs a marathon every week weighs less too.

[Ideologue]

I bet that guy who runs a marathon every week weighs less too.

There is no such person.  Stop making people up.

[Eddie Teach]

Actually I think he said he runs half-marathons 3 times a week. Name is Cecil.

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[Razgovory]

Body synthesizes relevant proteins.  And I take a vitamin.

And fwiw, I think I'm probably the lightest straight man on the board.

Oh I don't know, I've never considered you that much of a lightweight.

165 pounds?  Or is that some drinking joke?  Because I'm relatively easy drunk too.

Look up "lightweight" in the dictionary, Ide.

[Razgovory]

My sister just called.  From a Gas Station... In East St. Louis.  Her mother in law who is driving her down here is evidently an idiot.

[Ed Anger]

My sister just called.  From a Gas Station... In East St. Louis.  Her mother in law who is driving her down here is evidently an idiot.

[Ideologue]

My sister just called.  From a Gas Station... In East St. Louis.  Her mother in law who is driving her down here is evidently an idiot.

I feel I'm lacking context.

[Admiral Yi]

I feel I'm lacking context.

East St. Louis is Scarey Town.  Frightening negroes.

[jimmy olsen]

My sister just called.  From a Gas Station... In East St. Louis.  Her mother in law who is driving her down here is evidently an idiot.

I feel I'm lacking context.

East St. Louis is one of the most dangerous cities in America.