The Off Topic Topic

[Grinning_Colossus]

I dreamt that I was in London (thought it looked like Batumi) on New Year's Eve. The Queen was there, giving a speech about something, and I kept meeting her while I was quite self-consciously poorly dressed. I met an old flame from college on a London marshrutka. She was playing chess with herself.

[Ideologue]

Snickers are the new Reese's cup.  Delicious.

[Grey Fox]

Snickers are the new Reese's cup.  Delicious.

How can you still have teeth?

[Ideologue]

Snickers are the new Reese's cup.  Delicious.

How can you still have teeth?

Hell, I've never had a cavity.

[Malthus]

Snickers are the new Reese's cup.  Delicious.

How can you still have teeth?

Maybe he just gums his chocolaty snacks. 

[Ideologue]

Snickers are the new Reese's cup.  Delicious.

How can you still have teeth?

Maybe he just gums his chocolaty snacks. 

Maybe in America we practice basic dental hygiene.

[Grey Fox]

Snickers are the new Reese's cup.  Delicious.

How can you still have teeth?

Hell, I've never had a cavity.

Ah, extremely bases mouth. That's why you can drink so much soda & still have teeth too. You probably have Calculus, altho that might dissolve with all the acid you drink.

I also drink alot of Cola. I went to the dentist on Wednesday, I think I have 10 cavity to get fix. Last time I went, I had 14.

[Ideologue]

Bear in mind that it's diet soda.

Calculus, yes.  But they fixed it.  I did have what looked to be the beginning of a cavity, but that was a little different, because it involves a physically damaged molar.

10 cavities?!!

[Grey Fox]

People always freak out.

There is nothing I can do to stop it. My saliva is just THAT acidic.

[Iormlund]

That happens to me too. I spend a fortune at the dentist.

[Ideologue]

The SSA has sent me ten rejections for the same job, five apiece for each grade.  Ok!  I get it!

[DGuller]

The SSA has sent me ten rejections for the same job, five apiece for each grade.  Ok!  I get it!

Talk about adding insult to injury.

[Ideologue]

The SSA has sent me ten rejections for the same job, five apiece for each grade.  Ok!  I get it!

Talk about adding insult to injury.

Maybe I ought to have applied as a GS-6, too, just to get fifteen.  I like to hear from people.

[Malthus]

Maybe in America we practice basic dental hygiene.

Though evidently not basic nutrition. 

[Ideologue]

Body synthesizes relevant proteins.  And I take a vitamin.

And fwiw, I think I'm probably the lightest straight man on the board.