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garbon

#10875
October 06, 2011, 07:48:48 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Neil

#10876
October 06, 2011, 07:59:18 PM
Jobs didn't invent the internet, without which his little gadgets would be utterly and completely worthless, so let's not forget ourselves here.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

DGuller

#10877
October 06, 2011, 07:59:33 PM
:bleeding: How unjust it is that Jobs is dead, but the journo who wrote this is still alive.

Josquius

#10878
October 06, 2011, 08:02:51 PM
Quote from: Neil on October 06, 2011, 07:59:18 PM
Jobs didn't invent the internet, without which his little gadgets would be utterly and completely worthless, so let's not forget ourselves here.

Didn`t apple invent the GUI as we know it?
The whole idea of files within files and all that.
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Iormlund

#10879
October 06, 2011, 08:16:02 PM
No, they stole that from Xerox.

garbon

#10880
October 06, 2011, 08:17:35 PM
Quote from: Iormlund on October 06, 2011, 08:16:02 PM
No, they stole that from Xerox.

I was thinking Pendeflex.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Jaron

#10881
October 06, 2011, 10:13:03 PM
They all stole it from Al Gore.
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Malthus

#10883
October 07, 2011, 08:31:18 AM
OMG  :lol:

So very wrong.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Josephus

#10884
October 07, 2011, 09:13:54 AM
Shit...where did that pic of mom and dad come from?
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Malthus

#10885
October 07, 2011, 09:22:02 AM
'What a cute idea - sharing a banana'.   :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Malthus

#10886
October 07, 2011, 09:37:37 AM
I had a goddam strange dream last night.

I was working as a cubicle monkey for a big corporation, and I kept getting memos about the company's new "Green Initative" that, larded with corporate-speak, bascally extolled the virtues of using self-knapped flints intead of knives and other tools made of metal and plastic in all company operations.

Then, as I walked by the corporate boardroom, I saw that all the big execs were having a meeting around the polished boardroom table - but instead of suits, they were wearing skins, and instead of ties, bones through their noses.

The CEO was lighting a fire made of company files in the centre of the table, where the teleconference mike usually goes.

One of the execs saw me staring, winked at me, and said something like "we are looking for a headhunter". Then shut the door. 
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

DGuller

#10887
October 07, 2011, 09:52:53 AM
That story made no sense to me, and I read it three times.  Then I read the first sentence for the first time.  :blush:

Malthus

#10888
October 07, 2011, 10:09:14 AM
Quote from: DGuller on October 07, 2011, 09:52:53 AM
That story made no sense to me, and I read it three times.  Then I read the first sentence for the first time.  :blush:

:lol:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Ideologue

#10889
October 07, 2011, 10:11:36 AM
I had a dream last night where I was gonna have a threesome.  Then there was an edit and we went to the next scene.  Even my own mind hates me.
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