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[Barrister]

And fwiw, I think I'm probably the lightest straight man on the board.

That's not necessarily a good thing...

[Eddie Teach]

It does increase his chances of reproducing though.

[Malthus]

It does increase his chances of reproducing though.

To quote BB:

That's not necessarily a good thing...

[Ideologue]

[HVC]

you want a baby? he's looking out for you

[Malthus]

I take it that you are raring for fatherhood then? 

[DGuller]

It does increase his chances of reproducing though.

To quote BB:

That's not necessarily a good thing...

You people really like kicking fellow posters in the nuts.  At least in this case that might solve another problem. 

[Razgovory]

It does increase his chances of reproducing though.

To quote BB:

That's not necessarily a good thing...

You people really like kicking fellow posters in the nuts.  At least in this case that might solve another problem. 

That's what we do here.

[Malthus]

It does increase his chances of reproducing though.

To quote BB:

That's not necessarily a good thing...

You people really like kicking fellow posters in the nuts.  At least in this case that might solve another problem. 

Ide's excessive fertility, I presume? 

[Ed Anger]

As seen on FARK:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0020MLI5C/ref=pe_143490_21339520_pe_epc_dt1

My main issue with this kit is that the bag is too heavy for my cat to carry and there is no way to strap it to his back. To be honest it seems like they made this kit for a person or at the very least a very large and strong cat. I tried for several hours to get my cat to carry this kit during our emergency drill and it was pretty much impossible. Also the gloves in the kit are clearly meant for a human and not a cat. Other than that I guess it's a good kit but they need to make everything the proper size for your average american cat.

[DGuller]

Oh, FFS, I think I know how the Italian Dad is paying me back.  He put a curse on me.

I'm baking chicken in the oven, and as luck would have it, the temperature sensor in the oven apparently breaks.  The oven is overheated badly, my chicken is burned, and the fire detector in my apartment goes off.  My oven kept beeping for like 5 minutes, warning me that it's too hot, even after I turned it off.  At least my apartment didn't burn down, which given my recent luck, is a win.

I wonder if I can still eat that chicken, though.    I don't think it's undercooked, and I'm really hungry.

[Razgovory]

As seen on FARK:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0020MLI5C/ref=pe_143490_21339520_pe_epc_dt1

My main issue with this kit is that the bag is too heavy for my cat to carry and there is no way to strap it to his back. To be honest it seems like they made this kit for a person or at the very least a very large and strong cat. I tried for several hours to get my cat to carry this kit during our emergency drill and it was pretty much impossible. Also the gloves in the kit are clearly meant for a human and not a cat. Other than that I guess it's a good kit but they need to make everything the proper size for your average american cat.

That's actually a nifty idea.  I have wondered what I would do with the cats if there was an emergency.  Currently my plan is to throw all three cats in a pillow case, hold my newly found pistol in the other hand and run around the neighbor hood in my boxer shorts screaming gibberish.  While a realistic portrayal of me in an emergency, it's probably not a productive one and I need to iron out some of the bugs in the plan.

[Razgovory]

Body synthesizes relevant proteins.  And I take a vitamin.

And fwiw, I think I'm probably the lightest straight man on the board.

Oh I don't know, I've never considered you that much of a lightweight.

[Ideologue]

Body synthesizes relevant proteins.  And I take a vitamin.

And fwiw, I think I'm probably the lightest straight man on the board.

Oh I don't know, I've never considered you that much of a lightweight.

165 pounds?  Or is that some drinking joke?  Because I'm relatively easy drunk too.

[AnchorClanker]

Fucking South in a nutshell -

Southerner #1 - I'm with you on this, Southerner #2. But it's a much tidier process when the government takes it away and redistributes it to us.
7 minutes ago · Like · 1 person.

Southerner #2-  Exactly!
2 minutes ago · Like.

Southerner #1 - Gawd, I should hope so!
about a minute ago · Like · 1 person.

Southerner #1 - Eff this socialism BS!!!!
about a minute ago · Like.

Southerner #1 - That's it, I don't do politics of facebook. Sorry.
a few seconds ago · Like.

Ank - Last I knew, the South was still a major recipient of federal transfer payments.  Just holler when you want that tap shut off, I can spend that money just as well in my own state.  Just sayin'.

1.  He bitches about politics on FB, when he brought it into a non-political topic - 
2.  He bitches about taking and giving, which is pretty funny considering his state (SC gets $1.35 per $1.00 paid in)

Southern fried cognitive dissonance a la North Augusta.