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Ideologue

#10455
September 15, 2011, 03:11:22 PM
Are there really swarms of J.D.s applying to SSA jobs?  I keep not making the best qualified list.

I'm kinda scared, dudes.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Admiral Yi

#10456
September 15, 2011, 06:12:32 PM
UBS got hit by a rogue trader for 2 billion clams.  Dude has an African name.

Sheilbh

#10457
September 15, 2011, 06:14:41 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 15, 2011, 06:12:32 PM
UBS got hit by a rogue trader for 2 billion clams.  Dude has an African name.
Ghanian family :)
Let's bomb Russia!

jimmy olsen

#10458
September 15, 2011, 06:30:23 PM
Do I even want to click on that Martim Silva thread! :o
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Admiral Yi

#10459
September 15, 2011, 06:31:38 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 15, 2011, 06:30:23 PM
Do I even want to click on that Martim Silva thread! :o

Stick to the PG-13 threads.

Ideologue

#10460
September 15, 2011, 06:49:20 PM
I provided a thrilling narrative about my bowel movements.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Grey Fox

#10461
September 15, 2011, 07:07:06 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 15, 2011, 06:30:23 PM
Do I even want to click on that Martim Silva thread! :o

Yes.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Neil

#10462
September 15, 2011, 07:08:47 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 15, 2011, 03:11:22 PM
Are there really swarms of J.D.s applying to SSA jobs?  I keep not making the best qualified list.

I'm kinda scared, dudes.
Have you considered riding the rails?
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Ideologue

#10463
September 15, 2011, 07:32:35 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 15, 2011, 07:08:47 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 15, 2011, 03:11:22 PM
Are there really swarms of J.D.s applying to SSA jobs?  I keep not making the best qualified list.

I'm kinda scared, dudes.
Have you considered riding the rails?

I think they summarily shoot you for that these days.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

DGuller

#10464
September 15, 2011, 07:47:52 PM
You can use your degree to plead down to execution with a trial.  :)

Neil

#10465
September 15, 2011, 07:57:35 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 15, 2011, 07:32:35 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 15, 2011, 07:08:47 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 15, 2011, 03:11:22 PM
Are there really swarms of J.D.s applying to SSA jobs?  I keep not making the best qualified list.

I'm kinda scared, dudes.
Have you considered riding the rails?
I think they summarily shoot you for that these days.
English Bob?
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

jimmy olsen

#10466
September 15, 2011, 08:13:27 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 15, 2011, 03:11:22 PM
Are there really swarms of J.D.s applying to SSA jobs?  I keep not making the best qualified list.

I'm kinda scared, dudes.
What's an SSA job?
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

Lettow77

#10467
September 15, 2011, 08:24:55 PM
 Social Security Administration, I assume.

Also, this is a treatise on trolls even the philistines at languish should really enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrI7QUJfkvI
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Ideologue

#10468
September 15, 2011, 09:27:29 PM
Garfunkel and Oates are a pair of funny, adorable ladies.  Kate Micucci is also really hot.

However, I'm slightly bummed on discovering that she's a semi-successful actress and not just a dork with a ukelele. :P
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

The Larch

#10469
September 16, 2011, 02:41:34 AM
Lawtalkers and others might find this funny.  :lol:

http://www.cracked.com/article_19422_6-judges-who-went-completely-insane-bench.html

I liked the section about judges writing their sentences in verse and, one of them in the form of epic fantasy.  :lmfao:
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