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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Habbaku

#7020
March 25, 2011, 05:48:27 PM
Quote from: Slargos on March 25, 2011, 05:42:13 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on March 25, 2011, 05:18:33 PM
Quote from: Lettow77 on March 25, 2011, 04:40:26 PM
I don't really have any ill intentions.

You're young and unattached in quite a few ways and have lots of privacy.  Take advantage of this now before you regret it later.

Also, don't let hang-ups about ethnicity or cultural misalignment make you miss opportunities for bagging an Asian chick.

Just make sure you don't accidentally spawn any mongrels.  :hmm:

Good point.  Wouldn't want any more Slargii wandering around.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Josquius

#7021
March 25, 2011, 05:51:21 PM
I've still yet to do a east asian :(
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Slargos

#7022
March 25, 2011, 05:53:47 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on March 25, 2011, 05:48:27 PM
Quote from: Slargos on March 25, 2011, 05:42:13 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on March 25, 2011, 05:18:33 PM
Quote from: Lettow77 on March 25, 2011, 04:40:26 PM
I don't really have any ill intentions.

You're young and unattached in quite a few ways and have lots of privacy.  Take advantage of this now before you regret it later.

Also, don't let hang-ups about ethnicity or cultural misalignment make you miss opportunities for bagging an Asian chick.

Just make sure you don't accidentally spawn any mongrels.  :hmm:

Good point.  Wouldn't want any more Slargii wandering around.

As usual, you missed the point completely. Can't expect anything else from you darkies.  :rolleyes:

Eddie Teach

#7023
March 25, 2011, 11:57:08 PM
I agree with Slargos. Wait until a few years after you've graduated and gotten married and gotten good jobs before you start spawning the mongrels. Until then, use protection.  :)
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Lettow77

#7024
March 26, 2011, 12:19:53 AM
 Fasting proclaimed from today through to tuesday.

I shall subsist on tea alone.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

jimmy olsen

#7025
March 26, 2011, 12:25:19 AM
WTF? :wacko:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Admiral Yi

#7026
March 26, 2011, 01:22:15 AM
Atonement for impure thoughts.  :pope:

Tonitrus

#7027
March 26, 2011, 01:54:27 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 26, 2011, 12:25:19 AM
WTF? :wacko:

I know...April 9th is not for a couple more weeks.

Lettow77

#7028
March 26, 2011, 02:16:14 AM
 Not impure thoughts. If I don't eat, the tea can be focused on more effectively.

Hunger will also give me occasion to reflect on why I thought it was a good idea to pursue an outing with this girl, and why, if I felt such a need, I did not check the weather first.

I acted hastily and my actions were ill-considered. I need to sit in this room alone for the weekend, drinking tea and thinking about self-rectification.

Edit: It was never my attention to take over the OTT. Future discussion along these lines will have its own thread.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

lustindarkness

#7029
March 26, 2011, 03:45:13 AM
Get her in your room to fast and reflect with you all weekend.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Slargos

#7030
March 26, 2011, 04:35:01 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 25, 2011, 11:57:08 PM
I agree with Slargos. Wait until a few years after you've graduated and gotten married and gotten good jobs before you start spawning the mongrels. Until then, use protection.  :)

:D

jimmy olsen

#7031
March 26, 2011, 11:45:41 AM
I am so fucking drunk, it;s crazy.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

jimmy olsen

#7032
March 26, 2011, 11:46:52 AM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

garbon

#7033
March 26, 2011, 12:45:49 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 26, 2011, 11:45:41 AM
I am so fucking drunk, it;s crazy.

Doubtful.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

HisMajestyBOB

#7034
March 26, 2011, 12:54:15 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 26, 2011, 11:46:52 AM
Lolz

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

Korea is last place in size

So I guess all that shit they eat isn't, in fact, good for "stamina".
Three lovely Prada points for HoI2 help
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