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Josquius

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Syt

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Razgovory

Quote from: Neil on April 02, 2010, 10:51:56 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 02, 2010, 04:25:39 AM
It looks like the One Ring on a flag.  Anyway, were the continental plates all mapped out in in 1968?
Plate tectonics was still in its infancy in the late 60s.

And yes Tim, it looks way too photographic.  It's a flag, not a graphic.

This is what I thought as well.  Plate Tectonics is still a fairly new theory.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Neil

Quote from: Razgovory on April 03, 2010, 09:15:06 AM
Quote from: Neil on April 02, 2010, 10:51:56 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 02, 2010, 04:25:39 AM
It looks like the One Ring on a flag.  Anyway, were the continental plates all mapped out in in 1968?
Plate tectonics was still in its infancy in the late 60s.

And yes Tim, it looks way too photographic.  It's a flag, not a graphic.
This is what I thought as well.  Plate Tectonics is still a fairly new theory.
Yeah.  It always struck me as odd that we understood the hydrogen bomb before plate tectonics.  Then again, I suppose everything seems simple in retrospect.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Josquius

Cool fact off the last episode of QI- more people per year are bitten by New Yorkers than sharks :smarty:
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Octavian

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Denmark: plodding mediocrity, high taxes and dull obedience:

http://www.cphpost.dk/culture/denmark-through-the-looking-glass/48544-denmark-plodding-mediocrity-high-taxes-and-dull-obedience.html

QuoteA nation burdened with heavy taxation, plodding mediocrity and a dearth of dreamers and enthusiasts ...

That is the way British diplomat Robert Molesworth described Denmark in a notorious 300 year-old book, an account of Denmark as it was in the year 1692. It was published anonymously in London in 1694, and though initially banned in Denmark, was a bestseller throughout Europe in its day.

'In Denmark there are no seditions, mutinies, or libels against the government, but all people are, or appear to be, lovers of their king, notwithstanding their ill-treatment, and the hardships they groan under. And I suppose one principal reason of this to be the equality of the taxes, and the manner of taxing. It is not to be imagined by those that see it not, what a comfort it is to the sufferers to be ill-used alike,' Molesworth writes in a book which was an eagerly read, controversial success from the word go with four editions printed in English and one in French in its first year of publication. 'The ancient love of liberty seems to be quite extinct in the North; and in its place to have succeeded the conveniences of a dull obedience. A miserable life which jogs on at the same heavy rate, has a mixture of melancholy ease with it.'
Molesworth concludes: 'I never knew any country where the minds of the people were more of one calibre and pitch than here; you shall meet with none of extraordinary parts or qualifications, or excellent in particular studies and trades; you see no enthusiasts, madmen, natural fools, or fanciful fools, but a certain equality of understanding reigns among them: everyone keeps the ordinary beaten road of sense, which in this country is neither the fairest nor the foulest, without deviating to the right or left; yet I will add this one remark to their praise, that the common people do generally write and read ... there is a great unity in belief ... there are no factions nor disputes about religion; all are of one mind as to the duty they owe their sovereign.'

Denmark, he notes, had produced very learned men such as the astronomer Tycho Brahe, but learning was at a low ebb.

'There is but one university, which is at Copenhagen, and that mean enough in all respects.'

Like many modern day foreigners, Molesworth had trouble with the Danish language and the food: 'The language is very ungrateful and not unlike the Irish in its whining, complaining tone.'

As regards the cuisine: 'Although the bacon and butter is excellent, sea fish is scarce,' and Molesworth found Danish cheese bland: 'In general, their way of cookery would hardly be pleasing to an English man,' he states. The Danes are 'much addicted to drinking,' he notes, listing Rhenish and French wines, and cherry brandy as the favourite tipple of 'persons of condition', whilst 'the poor people indulge themselves in bad beer.'

On a more positive note, the Danish legal system was accorded praise. 'To speak of the Danish laws, I must needs begin with this good character of them in general: that for justice, brevity and perspicuity, they exceed all that I know in the world... good laws enable them to bear their other hardships with more ease and patience.'

Even in the 17th century, Danes enjoyed cosy, well-heated homes, it seems. 'Their warm stoves, with the plenty and pureness of their firing (which is beechwood) contributes to their freedom from maladies ... the feather beds are better, and in greater plenty, than in any place I ever saw; and which are made use of, not only to lie upon, but also to cover with instead of blankets.'

Molesworth's observations derive from a three year stint as British ambassador to Denmark from 1689-1692. Back in London, Molesworth became a Member of Parliament. Legal proceedings against him for his negative attitude to Denmark, instigated by the Danish Ambassador, came to nothing.

A Danish translation of the book did not appear until 1977.

Several points seems to be relevant these days as well  :ph34r:

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- Eyal Yanilov.

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Josephus

Quote from: Neil on March 30, 2010, 12:34:47 PM
Quote from: Tyr on March 30, 2010, 12:30:58 PM
oh, since I forgot. Report from Hellsinki- damn thats one boring city.  And its the capital. I fear for the country.
I quite liked Helsinki.  It's rather scenic and quaint.  Also, the women were more attractive than in Sweden.

I was about to say the same. I visited Helsinki for three days and found the women attractive, fun and highly sociable.
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

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Josephus

Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Syt

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Eddie Teach

To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Josquius

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I like the illiterate one. Made me lol.

I've noticed a lot of Nigerian scams along these lines lately-
QuoteGreetings


I introduce a large multinational enterprise the co-worker of the HR department of which I am. Our enterprise is connected with a great number of various activities, like:
- real estate
– companies setting-up and winding-up
– supporting business in Europe and other countries
– etc.

There are vacant positions of regional managers in Europe:
- wages 2300dollars+bonus
- part-time employment
- flexible work time


If you would like to be a regional manager in Europe send us your contact information on email:
Wonder how they work.
Ask for some sort of application processing fee?
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Habbaku

The same creator as the 70-minute long review of The Phantom Menace released his 90-minute review of Attack of the Clones yesterday.   :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBhi6qqFLA
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.

-J. R. R. Tolkien

Neil

Quote from: Habbaku on April 04, 2010, 04:18:23 PM
The same creator as the 70-minute long review of The Phantom Menace released his 90-minute review of Attack of the Clones yesterday.   :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBhi6qqFLA
I watched it earlier today.  It was amusing.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.