The Off Topic Topic

[Josquius]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8287166.stm

Former French President Jacques Chirac has announced that he has given away his beloved dog after it attacked him for a third time.

Sumo, a Maltese terrier, is reported to have bitten him in the stomach in their apartment in the capital, Paris.

Mr Chirac's wife, Bernadette, said the dog had been treated for depression after finding it difficult to come to terms with leaving the Elysee Palace.

[Monoriu]

Deep, deep inside me, I'm still waiting for the next computer with 80586 CPU, 2.88 MB floppy drive, 112k modem, and DOS 8.0. 

[Josquius]

Deep, deep inside me, I'm still waiting for the next computer with 80586 CPU, 2.88 MB floppy drive, 112k modem, and DOS 8.0. 

:confused:
Eh?

Though I do really want an Amiga and/or Acorn computer....

[Grey Fox]

Hi, I dont have internet at home.

What did I miss?

[Agelastus]

Hi, I dont have internet at home.

What did I miss?

Nothing. This is Languish, remember?

[Brazen]

I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trickortreaters—but what was in front of our open door—was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said "Please knock." So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our "costumes" and tell us we were "such cute trick or treaters!" One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house.

[Malthus]

I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trickortreaters—but what was in front of our open door—was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said "Please knock." So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our "costumes" and tell us we were "such cute trick or treaters!" One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house.

Heh, that's really funny - where is it from?

[Caliga]

"American Ride" by Toby Keith has been stuck in my head all morning.

[Monoriu]

Deep, deep inside me, I'm still waiting for the next computer with 80586 CPU, 2.88 MB floppy drive, 112k modem, and DOS 8.0. 

:confused:
Eh?

Though I do really want an Amiga and/or Acorn computer....

Can't you imagine...waiting, waiting, and waiting for a 112k modem, dreaming how cool life will be with it...year fter year...and when you finally drum up enough courage to ask about it at the computer shop, only to get a huh? reaction...it's thee same for all the other stuff.

[lustindarkness]

Yahoo Popular Searches:
1. Monty Python
2. Anne Frank
3. Mahmoud Ahmadinej...


I wonder what Sav can do with that. 

[Razgovory]

I am Unhappy.  They switched my psychologist with another useless social worker.  It would have been nice if they told me ahead of time.  Instead I am in the waiting room and some guy come up to me and introduces himself as Gary and asks if I want to come into his office.  All I did is look at him stupidly and asked, "Why?"  From such auspicious beginnings I can't imagine this going poorly.

[PDH]

I am Unhappy.  They switched my psychologist with another useless social worker.  It would have been nice if they told me ahead of time.  Instead I am in the waiting room and some guy come up to me and introduces himself as Gary and asks if I want to come into his office.  All I did is look at him stupidly and asked, "Why?"  From such auspicious beginnings I can't imagine this going poorly.

You really shouldn't post during therapy.

[Josephus]

He finds posting during his therapy rather therapeutic.

[Ed Anger]

Last time I was at a shrink was for mandated anger therapy sessions. They made me wait 3 hours in the waiting room, which made me very angry.

And I took it out on the staff.

[Josquius]

Heh.
There's this crappy TV show called Clever V Stupid and midway through it they decide to see how thick the public is and ask a question of ordinary people.
My sister popped up on it last night
Q: What is the Queen's name?
A: err....Elizabeth Tylor is it?
She was thinking of Elizabeth Taylor of course