The Off Topic Topic

[ulmont]

For Ed:  http://www.animalswithlightsabers.com/

[Caliga]

I really wish the girl who makes me my sammiches at Subway would stop flirting with me.

Yes, I like your long blonde hair and big boobs, but I'm not a fan of the two grey front teeth.

Get that fixed, and maybe you'll get a footlong of your own

[Ed Anger]

For Ed:  http://www.animalswithlightsabers.com/

Thanks, I can always use pictures of cats with lightsabers.

[ulmont]

Attention.  To those posters that insist on changing their avatars every time I get used to the current one (most recent violator - Berkut):  Fuck all y'all.

[Josquius]

I really wish the girl who makes me my sammiches at Subway would stop flirting with me.

Yes, I like your long blonde hair and big boobs, but I'm not a fan of the two grey front teeth.

Get that fixed, and maybe you'll get a footlong of your own

How can someone have grey teeth?
They go yellow when dirty so...wtf?

[Ed Anger]

Attention.  To those posters that insist on changing their avatars every time I get used to the current one (most recent violator - Berkut):  Fuck all y'all.

Improvise. Adapt. Also, enjoy the new avatar.

[Caliga]

How can someone have grey teeth?
They go yellow when dirty so...wtf?

They turn grey when the tooth has died, typically due to an abscess that has penetrated to the root, IIRC.  The only way to get that fixed is a root canal.

[ulmont]

Attention.  To those posters that insist on changing their avatars every time I get used to the current one (most recent violator - Berkut):  Fuck all y'all.

Improvise. Adapt. Also, enjoy the new avatar.

Didn't you use the Team Fortress one before?

[Ed Anger]

Attention.  To those posters that insist on changing their avatars every time I get used to the current one (most recent violator - Berkut):  Fuck all y'all.

Improvise. Adapt. Also, enjoy the new avatar.

Didn't you use the Team Fortress one before?

yes. Different tagline though. Players of the game will get it.

[Razgovory]

How can someone have grey teeth?
They go yellow when dirty so...wtf?

They turn grey when the tooth has died, typically due to an abscess that has penetrated to the root, IIRC.  The only way to get that fixed is a root canal.

This is true.  Also if get hit in the face really hard.

[derspiess]

I really wish the girl who makes me my sammiches at Subway would stop flirting with me.

Yes, I like your long blonde hair and big boobs, but I'm not a fan of the two grey front teeth.

Get that fixed, and maybe you'll get a footlong of your own

  Sucks when everything else is in order, but bad teeth kill the deal.

[derspiess]

From an American airlines ad:

See the many sides of Baltimore.

Art, culture, good eats - there's more to Baltimore than history.  From fantastic seafood to panoramic views to amazing architecture, there's something new to discover around every corner.

I don't want to see what I'd discover around the corner.

Baltimore has the most entertaining bums on the east coast

Particularly the one with no upper teeth who didn't know where "Simpannati" was.

[jimmy olsen]

Another map

And yet again the US expands beyond it's historical borders.

What do you have against Mexico, Tim?   

Nicholas Trist was a traitor. 

Polk wanted all of California, and would have preferred a border at the 25th parallel.

My semi-troll was ignored.

[Agelastus]

Jimmy, this is proof positive that you are too nice to be a troll, as we have always suspected.

As for your second map.

The arbitrary borders in Africa make one blink.

[jimmy olsen]

Jimmy, this is proof positive that you are too nice to be a troll, as we have always suspected.

As for your second map.

The arbitrary borders in Africa make one blink.

It would be ahistorical if the borders in Africa were not arbitrary.

Although the east african nation's borders roughly follows the linguistic borders of Swahili.