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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Maladict


celedhring

Got tickets for King Crimson tomorrow. :)

I checked the setlist online, and unlike last time they came to Barcelona in the 1990s, this time they do have a fanservice-ish setlist.

Maladict

Quote from: celedhring on July 12, 2019, 07:14:57 AM
Got tickets for King Crimson tomorrow. :)

I checked the setlist online, and unlike last time they came to Barcelona in the 1990s, this time they do have a fanservice-ish setlist.

Nice  :cool:

Valmy

Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 12, 2019, 03:46:21 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 12, 2019, 03:29:18 AM
Surely the only appropriate tone is one of despair whether we will ever get back to where we were 50 years ago.

You forgot the now ubiquitous moon landing hoaxer claiming it was all part of a conspiracy.

Oh there was plenty of that going on 50 years ago as well.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Valmy

Quote from: mongers on July 11, 2019, 08:33:45 PM
Anyone going to start a 50th anniversary of the Moon landing thread?

I don't think I can strike the right tone, and it was be nice to see an 'enthusiastic' American start it.   :bowler:

Well I think in retrospect that landing was a bit ahead of its time and only done for Cold War purposes. It is pretty amazing we were able to do that at the time. It just goes to show what humans can do with enough resource allocation.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

garbon

:X

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/jul/12/belle-delphine-gamer-girl-instagram-selling-bath-wate

QuoteWho is paying $30 for 'gamer girl' Belle Delphine's bath water?

Belle Delphine, the social media star and so-called "gamer girl", made headlines this week for selling her used bath water online.

Delphine, 19, who has a global following (4.2 million on Instagram), announced she would be selling $30 bottles of "bath water for all you thirsty gamer boys" in an Instagram post that garnered more than 500,000 likes.

Although the sale was widely mocked, the bottles of bath water sold out immediately. But who's buying it?

"She's the type of girl who's fun and outgoing and has a sense of humor whilst also being really pretty," one fan told the Guardian via Instagram DM. "I can't really explain the bath water. I think it's more of a talking piece. For the vast majority I think it's just merchandise."

But although her stunt received much media attention, the idea was inspired by a running joke among her fans.

Delphine told the Guardian: "Lots of people would comment on my photos saying they would drink my bath water. I was thinking of ideas one day, and it just popped into my head. What if I actually bottled and sold my bath water?"

The bath water sale comes in the wake of an array of strange stunts. Delphine has stuck googly eyes on a dead octopus, eaten photographs of her followers and other internet personalities, and filmed herself eating raw eggs.

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The Brain

Quote from: Valmy on July 12, 2019, 07:48:14 AM
Quote from: mongers on July 11, 2019, 08:33:45 PM
Anyone going to start a 50th anniversary of the Moon landing thread?

I don't think I can strike the right tone, and it was be nice to see an 'enthusiastic' American start it.   :bowler:

Well I think in retrospect that landing was a bit ahead of its time and only done for Cold War purposes. It is pretty amazing we were able to do that at the time. It just goes to show what humans can do with enough resource allocation.

The Patriarchy sent men to the Moon in a phallic rocket. Kennedy was very clear that they would put a "man" on the Moon. He didn't say human. He didn't say American. No what was important to Kennedy was the dangly bits.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

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Duque de Bragança

Quote from: Valmy on July 12, 2019, 07:46:31 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 12, 2019, 03:46:21 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 12, 2019, 03:29:18 AM
Surely the only appropriate tone is one of despair whether we will ever get back to where we were 50 years ago.

You forgot the now ubiquitous moon landing hoaxer claiming it was all part of a conspiracy.

Oh there was plenty of that going on 50 years ago as well.

Plenty of incredulity or politically-motivated downplaying maybe but the conspiracy theory thinking got a shot in the arm with the interwebs. I'll concede though that the only conspiracy theory I had somewhat heard of before the Internet age was the "moon landing conspiracy". Reptilians were just a myth found in Conan the Barbarian or V.

HVC

Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Habbaku

That's not true. Some of us are buying it speculatively to flip it to others who don't bathe.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.

-J. R. R. Tolkien

Valmy

I mean I think most of them buying it are in on the joke?

I don't know. The extent that some people identify with and worship those internet celebrities can get pretty extreme, o maybe some of them are actually baptizing themselves using the holy gamer girl water.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Valmy

Quote from: Habbaku on July 12, 2019, 09:39:51 AM
That's not true. Some of us are buying it speculatively to flip it to others who don't bathe.

:lol:

Obscure internet celebrity merch will be a booming collectibles industry someday.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Habbaku

I think the girl's a trolling genius, though. That she's making money off of thirsty douchebags (or just people who are in on the joke, which is possibly even weirder a reason to buy $30 water?) is bonus.

Her PornHub channel is pretty hilarious.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.

-J. R. R. Tolkien

Valmy

Quote from: Habbaku on July 12, 2019, 09:45:28 AM
I think the girl's a trolling genius, though. That she's making money off of thirsty douchebags (or just people who are in on the joke, which is possibly even weirder a reason to buy $30 water?) is bonus.

Her PornHub channel is pretty hilarious.

I don't know if it is genius. There are plenty of these kinds of *wink wink* pretty lady channels out there. She is certainly taking it to creative new levels though.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."