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Grey Fox

#66375
March 23, 2018, 06:51:54 PM
Am I the only one that doesn't have a pyjama? I'm not a 6 years old. I wear regular adults pants until it's time to go to bed.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Eddie Teach

#66376
March 23, 2018, 07:28:10 PM
I don't wear them.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Admiral Yi

#66377
March 23, 2018, 08:28:26 PM
Mwa no ploo

PDH

#66378
March 23, 2018, 08:46:08 PM
I saw a guy at Costco buy 9 quarts of lemon juice once (8.4 liters), but Toni said he was likely just making a huge batch of marijuana lemon bars.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

jimmy olsen

#66379
March 24, 2018, 05:22:11 AM
What is politics? Children explain.

Hayley knows what's up
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Tamas

#66380
March 24, 2018, 05:57:48 AM
Usually small kids like those just repeat what they heard from their parents.

DGuller

#66381
March 24, 2018, 08:13:45 AM
Quote from: Tamas on March 24, 2018, 05:57:48 AM
Usually small kids like those just repeat what they heard from their parents.
It could also be the other way around.  The whole "politicians are stupid" take on the affairs is something that is befitting a five-year old's understanding of the world.

Razgovory

#66382
March 24, 2018, 10:55:33 AM
Only one of the kids was able to identify "politics" as an abstract noun. :(
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

mongers

#66383
March 24, 2018, 12:48:43 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 24, 2018, 10:55:33 AM
Only one of the kids was able to identify "politics" as an abstract noun. :(

So they failed the grammar but showed insight; mirror image of Languish?
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Razgovory

#66384
March 24, 2018, 01:08:47 PM
Quote from: mongers on March 24, 2018, 12:48:43 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 24, 2018, 10:55:33 AM
Only one of the kids was able to identify "politics" as an abstract noun. :(

So they failed the grammar but showed insight; mirror image of Languish?


Actually, I didn't read that carefully enough. :(
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

grumbler

#66385
March 24, 2018, 01:56:25 PM
Five fakes out of five for that one, Tim.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

Eddie Teach

#66386
March 24, 2018, 04:13:02 PM
Quote from: mongers on March 24, 2018, 12:48:43 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 24, 2018, 10:55:33 AM
Only one of the kids was able to identify "politics" as an abstract noun. :(

So they failed the grammar but showed insight; mirror image of Languish?

Boo. Hiss.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Ed Anger

#66387
March 25, 2018, 08:49:40 PM
The twins decided they want seperate rooms. I guess by age 11 they decided it was time. So today was spent moving Cassandra into her own room. I wore myself out. HOW MUCH FUCKING STUFF DO THESE KIDS HAVE?

WHARGARBLL
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ed Anger

#66389
March 25, 2018, 08:53:51 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 25, 2018, 08:51:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 25, 2018, 08:49:40 PM
The twins

Don't you have two sets?

Yes. But when I refer to the "twins" it is always the first born set. My favorite kids.

DONT LET THE OTHERS HEAR THAT
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive
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