The Off Topic Topic

[Admiral Yi]

So I signed up to be a subject for a study of bone health conducted by the University of Iowa Medical School.  They took xrays of my knees today (smokin' xray tech) and they saw a little sliver of metal swimming around in my calf, so they scrubbed me from the study because they can't MRI people with metal in their bodies.  No fucking clue where that came from.

[Tonitrus]

Well, the MRI might have taken it out for you...

[CountDeMoney]

Well, the MRI might have taken it out for you...

  Yeah, the hard way.

Saw the aftermath of where they had accidentally MRI'd a patient who had an oxygen tank under the sheets between his legs. 

[Liep]

So I signed up to be a subject for a study of bone health conducted by the University of Iowa Medical School.  They took xrays of my knees today (smokin' xray tech) and they saw a little sliver of metal swimming around in my calf, so they scrubbed me from the study because they can't MRI people with metal in their bodies.  No fucking clue where that came from.

I read that as boner health. I wasn't really surprised.

[garbon]

Sounding?

[derspiess]

I dunno, not too many "hyper-masculine" folks here.

I can't even grow a full beard, damnit.

[Grey Fox]

I dunno, not too many "hyper-masculine" folks here.

I can't even grow a full beard, damnit.

Sorry.

Must be why you feel the need to drive all the time.

[Ed Anger]

I dunno, not too many "hyper-masculine" folks here.

I can't even grow a full beard, damnit.

Lolwut

[derspiess]

I can rock a goatee like it's nobody's business.  But outside of that it comes in all patchy

[Caliga]

I used to have the same problem but over the past few years it's come in a lot thicker.

[derspiess]

I used to have the same problem but over the past few years it's come in a lot thicker.

What's your secret?  Spill it!!

[Grey Fox]

Let it grow, you gotta suffer the patchiness. Trim down when it gets ridiculous. Eventually, it'll be full.

[Barrister]

Facial hair.  Ugh.

[derspiess]

Let it grow, you gotta suffer the patchiness. Trim down when it gets ridiculous. Eventually, it'll be full.

So what do you do in the meantime when you look like a homeless dude?

[garbon]

Facial hair.  Ugh.