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garbon

#63375
July 24, 2017, 12:23:44 PM
Oh and Legbit.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

#63376
July 24, 2017, 12:30:30 PM
"You're a straight, middle-class, greedy colonialist!"

Colonialist wtf.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Valmy

#63377
July 24, 2017, 12:42:37 PM
Free Lapland!
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

The Brain

#63378
July 24, 2017, 12:47:30 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 24, 2017, 12:42:37 PM
Free Lapland!

Sorry, all relevant species have been renamed.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

CountDeMoney

#63379
July 24, 2017, 12:48:16 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 24, 2017, 12:42:37 PM
Free Lapland!

Sure, but there's still a cover charge.

Josquius

#63380
July 24, 2017, 04:46:59 PM
I just thought of a cool theory.
How reincarnation works with more people alive today than in the past and how so many people claim to have been significant figures.
Mana.
Powerful kings et al in the past had plenty of it.
So much so when that when they died multiple copies of themselves were created to go into the   next cycle.

(I know I know. Obviously bollocks. Just a cool fantasy idea)
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Jacob

#63381
July 24, 2017, 04:52:13 PM
Yeah, you could probably build a fantasy series around that.

dps

#63382
July 24, 2017, 04:56:22 PM
"You're a xenophobic, euro-centric greedy Catholic".

Lol wtf.  None of those apply to me.

grumbler

#63383
July 24, 2017, 05:09:40 PM
It's an online quiz apparently meant to trigger "SJW"s and introduced to us by Spicey.  Of course it is moronic.  It is meant to be moronic.  That's the joke.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

DGuller

#63384
July 24, 2017, 08:24:12 PM
Quote from: grumbler on July 24, 2017, 05:09:40 PM
It's an online quiz apparently meant to trigger "SJW"s and introduced to us by Spicey.  Of course it is moronic.  It is meant to be moronic.  That's the joke.
Conservative humor is pretty deep.  It's sad on many levels.

Ed Anger

#63385
July 24, 2017, 08:26:55 PM
Thanks Yakov Smirnoff.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

jimmy olsen

#63386
July 24, 2017, 09:14:03 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 20, 2017, 08:10:49 PM
My dad is in the hospital again with a blood clot.  I fear he may lose his leg. :(
He'll be in my thoughts Raz. :console:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

jimmy olsen

#63387
July 24, 2017, 09:15:35 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 21, 2017, 10:18:21 AM
Well, I know next to nothing about American football.  Saying he was good at American football is the same as saying some dude is really good at, say Judo  :lol:

He was a famous sports star, who became a famous movie star.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Caliga

#63388
July 24, 2017, 09:34:25 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 24, 2017, 09:15:35 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 21, 2017, 10:18:21 AM
Well, I know next to nothing about American football.  Saying he was good at American football is the same as saying some dude is really good at, say Judo  :lol:

He was a famous sports star, who became a famous movie star.
I dunno that OJ was a famous 'movie star'.  He basically got comically hurt a bunch of times in the Naked Gun.
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Eddie Teach

#63389
July 24, 2017, 09:46:42 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 24, 2017, 09:15:35 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 21, 2017, 10:18:21 AM
Well, I know next to nothing about American football.  Saying he was good at American football is the same as saying some dude is really good at, say Judo  :lol:

He was a famous sports star, who became a famous movie star.

Who became a famous pitchman. Hertz- we'll pick you up.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?
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