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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Eddie Teach

A no brainer for me. Ham is nice but replaceable.
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celedhring

You can. You can also replace sex with masturbation.

garbon

Quote from: celedhring on September 05, 2020, 10:03:02 AM
You can. You can also replace sex with masturbation.

Ham isn't that exciting, but okay.
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Tonitrus

I'm definitely on the side of cheese.

Syt

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Malthus

Quote from: garbon on September 05, 2020, 10:16:43 AM
Quote from: celedhring on September 05, 2020, 10:03:02 AM
You can. You can also replace sex with masturbation.

Ham isn't that exciting, but okay.

Ham may not be ... but what about cheese?  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Eddie Teach

To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Malthus

Quote from: Eddie Teach on September 05, 2020, 11:26:30 AM
Do you eat ham, Malthus?

With pleasure.

Only, in the context of this discussion, it should be pointed out -  not with *that* much pleasure. 😉
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HVC

Are we talking prosciutto, or brine cured ham here?
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celedhring

There's a rich relationship between ham and sexual innuendo in Spanish culture. I won't get into details except that for starters a hot woman is called a "jamona" (she-ham).  :lol:

Sheilbh

Quote from: HVC on September 05, 2020, 11:33:08 AM
Are we talking prosciutto, or brine cured ham here?
Jamon - one of Spain's greatest gifts to the world :wub: :mmm:

But I would choose cheese.

In terms of Sophie's choices in food this is up there with which carb would you keep.
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Oexmelin

Quote from: celedhring on September 05, 2020, 11:35:59 AM
There's a rich relationship between ham and sexual innuendo in Spanish culture. I won't get into details except that for starters a hot woman is called a "jamona" (she-ham).  :lol:

It's the case in most European cultures, and has been for a very long time. The pig is associated with lascivious (i.e., sinful) sex.
Que le grand cric me croque !

Malthus

Quote from: celedhring on September 05, 2020, 11:35:59 AM
There's a rich relationship between ham and sexual innuendo in Spanish culture. I won't get into details except that for starters a hot woman is called a "jamona" (she-ham).  :lol:

Does this speak more of the Spanish love of ham, or of Spanish men's taste in women?  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Sheilbh

Quote from: celedhring on September 05, 2020, 11:35:59 AM
There's a rich relationship between ham and sexual innuendo in Spanish culture. I won't get into details except that for starters a hot woman is called a "jamona" (she-ham).  :lol:
Jamon Jamon springs to mind too :lol:
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celedhring

Quote from: Malthus on September 05, 2020, 11:39:27 AM
Quote from: celedhring on September 05, 2020, 11:35:59 AM
There's a rich relationship between ham and sexual innuendo in Spanish culture. I won't get into details except that for starters a hot woman is called a "jamona" (she-ham).  :lol:

Does this speak more of the Spanish love of ham, or of Spanish men's taste in women?  :hmm:

Indeed, it's supposed to mean that the woman's legs are as yummy as a leg of ibérico ham.