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The Brain

#53925
January 16, 2016, 07:04:41 PM
katmai.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

celedhring

#53926
January 17, 2016, 03:48:31 AM
I would have never thought having my wisdom teeth pulled would be a conversation-starter with women.

katmai

#53927
January 17, 2016, 04:34:43 AM
Quote from: The Brain on January 16, 2016, 07:04:41 PM
katmai.
aw shucks. You say the nicest things.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Syt

#53928
January 17, 2016, 08:23:04 AM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Zanza

#53929
January 17, 2016, 03:27:11 PM
I just read that a big US government action to deport Mexicans in the 1950s was named "Operation Wetback". I wonder if we'll get back to names like with with President Trump.  :P

Josquius

#53930
January 17, 2016, 05:49:17 PM Last Edit: January 17, 2016, 05:50:55 PM by Tyr
Quote from: Syt on January 17, 2016, 08:23:04 AM
Swedes are sore losers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihux7m3Fp3U
:lol:

Speaking of Sweden....

http://distractify.com/humor/2016/01/16/jake-political-dino-debate

Swedish TV accidentally uses the subtitles from a children's show for a political show. Hilarity ensues.





(though 2 different ministers of education?)
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Habbaku

#53931
January 17, 2016, 08:55:36 PM
 :lol:
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Razgovory

#53932
January 17, 2016, 09:13:13 PM
Quote from: Zanza on January 17, 2016, 03:27:11 PM
I just read that a big US government action to deport Mexicans in the 1950s was named "Operation Wetback". I wonder if we'll get back to names like with with President Trump.  :P

That's the one that Trump likes to tout.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Josquius

#53933
January 18, 2016, 02:59:41 AM
Swiss trains : :bleeding:
Knew I shouldn't have tried to go to work today. A little bit of snow and everything falls to pieces.
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Liep

#53934
January 18, 2016, 07:16:24 AM
Lenin statue removal didn't go exactly as planned



or maybe it did. :lol:
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Josquius

#53935
January 18, 2016, 07:35:00 AM
I've just noticed.
The deputy political editor of the Independent (the major quality left wing paper in the UK) is named.... Mark Leftly.
Names choosing jobs. Huzzah.
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Syt

#53936
January 18, 2016, 10:27:32 AM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Malthus

#53937
January 18, 2016, 10:32:03 AM
Quote from: Liep on January 18, 2016, 07:16:24 AM
Lenin statue removal didn't go exactly as planned



or maybe it did. :lol:

A stern reminder to always get the drop length correct in a hanging.  :ph34r:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

The Brain

#53938
January 18, 2016, 12:15:17 PM
Quote from: Liep on January 18, 2016, 07:16:24 AM
Lenin statue removal didn't go exactly as planned



or maybe it did. :lol:

When ISIS does this it's bad.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Jacob

#53939
January 18, 2016, 12:27:14 PM
Quote from: Tyr on January 17, 2016, 05:49:17 PM
:lol:

Speaking of Sweden....

http://distractify.com/humor/2016/01/16/jake-political-dino-debate

Swedish TV accidentally uses the subtitles from a children's show for a political show. Hilarity ensues.



(though 2 different ministers of education?)

:lol: I know exactly what show that is from as well...
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