The Off Topic Topic

[Caliga]

I AM NOT POSTING IN THE COCK HAIR THREAD YOU FUCKING WEIRDOS

Calm down.

[Caliga]

Applebee's

[MadImmortalMan]

I made some dill cukes last night. And wifey made applesauce. The pickle shelf is overflowing, and that's after I gave a bunch away for Christmas. People keep giving me free vegetables.

[Syt]

[Ideologue]

Yeah, it sounds like a great idea, but if I'm putting my face in something, better the devil I know (vaginal flora) than the devil I don't (weird deodorant spray that was never tested for ingestion toxicity).

[Ideologue]

I saw this on Twitter. An introduction to Irish politics

I'd vote for Hank Scorpio.

[crazy canuck]

I made some dill cukes last night. And wifey made applesauce. The pickle shelf is overflowing, and that's after I gave a bunch away for Christmas. People keep giving me free vegetables.

Where do you get the cukes from?  We have to wait for August to do that.

[CountDeMoney]

Yeah, it sounds like a great idea, but if I'm putting my face in something, better the devil I know (vaginal flora) than the devil I don't (weird deodorant spray that was never tested for ingestion toxicity).

Pretty funny coming from somebody who takes candy from strangers.

[Ideologue]

Is this the part where I apologize for having sex recently?

[katmai]

Is this the part where I apologize for having sex recently?

only to your partner.

[Ideologue]

[Caliga]

Is this the part where I apologize for having sex recently?

I'll apologize with you.

[Caliga]

One of my former admins made a FB post offering to give a bunch of her bras away because they're 34Cs and they're "too small".

It took a lot of restraint to keep from posting in that thread, but I was a good boy. 

[alfred russel]

I saw this on Twitter. An introduction to Irish politics

I know they pretend to speak a nonenglish language, but "fail" in a party name?

[Ed Anger]

We have Aldis here.  It's tough to figure out which demographic shops there.

*raises hand*