Last names, sex and you

[garbon]

Ah, a comedian.  And a condescending one at that.

As opposed to an angry one, like you?

Not angry, just disappointed in the complete lack of basic societal manners that once kept humanity together in the age of BA (Before Assburgers).

I don't think the issue involves an inability of humans to come together.

[Jacob]

Not angry, just disappointed in the complete lack of basic societal manners that once kept humanity together in the age of BA (Before Assburgers).

You're what, a few years older than me? I think the real issue is that you're stuffing your Catholic repression into some seriously tight grumpy pants and it's spilling out all over the place.

[Ideologue]

Jacob does this purely just to make us feel bad, man. He's a real negative dude.

What? You're probably getting laid more than I ever was, what with the internet to help you hook up. Do you know the last names of the girls you meet before you have sex with them?

Seems unlikely, and with certain exceptions that don't count, yes.

[CountDeMoney]

Not angry, just disappointed in the complete lack of basic societal manners that once kept humanity together in the age of BA (Before Assburgers).

You're what, a few years older than me? I think the real issue is that you're stuffing your Catholic repression into some seriously tight grumpy pants and it's spilling out all over the place.

Tell us, Jacob of No Fixed Address, does the little missus know how many months you were banging her before you found out her last name?

[Ed Anger]

The current Seedy-Jacob spat:

[garbon]

Damn, Seeds will get bitter regarding just about everything. He truly has become the Grallon of our times.

[sbr]

It's been a while (a loooong while) but back in the day last names was pretty damn low on the list of things that mattered before sex.

Outside of co-workers (oops) I can't think of a time I would have known a last name before getting together for the first time.  Maybe my ex-wife because a friend of mine was dating her twin sister, so it may have come up but that was too long ago to remember.

Outside of the previously mentioned co-worker I would put learning a last name about the same tier as meeting the parents.

[CountDeMoney]

The current Seedy-Jacob spat:

How about you, Roast Beef Boy?  How long did it take for you to learn child bride's name after you banged her?

[Ideologue]

This thread and my depression don't go well together. Have fun, kids.

[garbon]

This thread and my depression don't go well together. Have fun, kids.

Someone is a drama queen and for once, I'm not talking about Marti.

[Ed Anger]

The current Seedy-Jacob spat:

How about you, Roast Beef Boy?  How long did it take for you to learn child bride's name after you banged her?

I knew her name the day I met her at Barnes and Nobles.

[celedhring]

And I live in the big city, where such is also commonplace - girls and guys.

Yeah... I mean, how is the last name relevant?

Most of the people I've hooked up with over the years were friends of friends, class mates, with the occasional night club hook up etc. Where does last name even come into the conversation?

You hook up. You do your thing. You get contact info. Maybe you get back in touch again and see each other (which was the usual scenario for me, generally having been on the lookout for a relationship rather than casual sex). It keeps going and at some point you accidentally find out the other person's family name (now, of course, you generally do so when you add each other on Facebook).

The way things roll for me is that unless it's a one night stand girls friend me on Facebook, send me whatsapps, etc... before I get to fuck them, so learning their last name is almost unavoidable.

[Ed Anger]

This thread and my depression don't go well together. Have fun, kids.

I can post more cat gifs.

[Caliga]

I knew her name the day I met her at Barnes and Nobles.

Next you might want to consider learning the correct name of that store.

[CountDeMoney]

The current Seedy-Jacob spat:

How about you, Roast Beef Boy?  How long did it take for you to learn child bride's name after you banged her?

I knew her name the day I met her at Barnes and Nobles.

Bloody Catholics and their hangups.