How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!

[HVC]

Says the Canadian living in America

[Maximus]

Most Canadians live in America.

[DGuller]

Fucking Mayo.  Ruined my perfect score.   "You answered 22 of 23 questions correctly for a total score of 96%.   90 percent or higher? You bleed red, white, and blue. Fourth of July might just be your favorite holiday."  I find that kind of amusing, as I would move to Canada if I could.

Not to mention your user name.

[Sophie Scholl]

Why, what ever could you mean, sir?  The greatest fighting general of the American War of Independence was instrumental in keeping the cause alive.  Sure, there was some... controversy over his later career choices, but before 1779 he was possibly second only to Washington in importance to American survival.

[katmai]

91%

I guessed right that they wanted you to answer 'Cheez Wiz' for the cheesesteak question, but that answer is BULLSHIT.  A real Philly Cheesesteak should be made with provolone or American 'cheese'.

Yeah i got that one wrong because of that bullshit, that and mayo.

I though I had read recently that salsa had overtaken things.

So had I.

[crazy canuck]

91%

I guessed right that they wanted you to answer 'Cheez Wiz' for the cheesesteak question, but that answer is BULLSHIT.  A real Philly Cheesesteak should be made with provolone or American 'cheese'.

Yeah i got that one wrong because of that bullshit, that and mayo.

I though I had read recently that salsa had overtaken things.

So had I.

We eat a lot of salsa now.  It has become the goto snack food for the boys after school.  They pull out some tortilla chips and salsa and will go through a jar or two.

[Ed Anger]

Steak is well done and covered in ketchup and A1 sauce. FACT.

[crazy canuck]

Steak is well done and covered in ketchup and A1 sauce. FACT.

That troll didnt work the first time.

[Ed Anger]

Steak is well done and covered in ketchup and A1 sauce. FACT.

That troll didnt work the first time.

Chili has beans in it.

[crazy canuck]

Steak is well done and covered in ketchup and A1 sauce. FACT.

That troll didnt work the first time.

Chili has beans in it.

Yes it does

[Ed Anger]

Calling all Texans! CC is promoting the bean heresy!  SMITE HIM

[Ideologue]

The chili I get from Wal-Mart has beans in it.

[Savonarola]

96% didn't know the one about mayonnaise.

[Admiral Yi]

87

Missed Big Mac, Rat Pack, and Mayo.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Yeah i got that one wrong because of that bullshit, that and mayo.

I though I had read recently that salsa had overtaken things.

So had I.

And I.  I have sort of a biased perspective, though.