How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!

[Syt]

In response to the "How British Are You" thread where I scored "Probably American".

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2012/0703/Are-you-a-Real-American-Take-the-alternative-citizenship-quiz/What-is-Bruce-Springsteen-s-song-Born-in-the-USA-about

I got 70% right.

70 percent or higher? You're an American pop culture aficionado. What's more American than the Simpsons and a big ol' jar of mayonnaise, right?

[garbon]

57%

[Eddie Teach]

78%

Real Americans don't know condiment sales numbers. 

[crazy canuck]

I stopped after the second question about Big Macs.   I got the born in the USA question.  I havent eaten at Mcdonalds in over 20 years.  They serve burgers without tomatoes?   

[Eddie Teach]

They serve burgers without tomatoes?   

Yep, and some people like DGuller eat them. 

[Ideologue]

83%.  I'm the Real America.

[Grey Fox]

61%

CC, you are weird.

[katmai]

78%

[Ideologue]

Two of the ones I got wrong were food questions.  The Big Mac and Philly cheesesteak ones, specifically.

I got the mayonnaise question right.  I just used what I know about my people.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

78%

Question 5 was too easy.

[CountDeMoney]

83%.  I'm the Real America.

Ditto.   Stupid mayonnaise. 

[Caliga]

91%

I guessed right that they wanted you to answer 'Cheez Wiz' for the cheesesteak question, but that answer is BULLSHIT.  A real Philly Cheesesteak should be made with provolone or American 'cheese'.

[katmai]

91%

I guessed right that they wanted you to answer 'Cheez Wiz' for the cheesesteak question, but that answer is BULLSHIT.  A real Philly Cheesesteak should be made with provolone or American 'cheese'.

Yeah i got that one wrong because of that bullshit, that and mayo.

[Darth Wagtaros]

70%

[Eddie Teach]

I missed: Cheesesteak, Coca Cola, Condiments, Catcher, and Rat Pack.