How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!

Started by Syt, December 16, 2013, 12:54:30 PM

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Baron von Schtinkenbutt

#60
December 16, 2013, 05:19:20 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 16, 2013, 04:34:44 PM
Calling all Texans! CC is promoting the bean heresy!  SMITE HIM

I put two kinds of beans in my last chili.

Valmy

#61
December 16, 2013, 05:25:51 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 16, 2013, 04:34:44 PM
Calling all Texans! CC is promoting the bean heresy!  SMITE HIM

CC already has my contempt with his plebian tastes with patrician pretensions.  His disgusting and repulsive rape of my culture is a new low, however.
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#62
December 16, 2013, 05:26:24 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 04:49:29 PM
The chili I get from Wal-Mart has beans in it.

Well, of course.  Wouldn't be much else to put in a vegetarian chili.
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Ideologue

#63
December 16, 2013, 05:27:53 PM
I was trying to troll someone, probably garbon, about how I grocery shop at Wal-Mart.
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derspiess

#64
December 16, 2013, 05:30:24 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 05:27:53 PM
I was trying to troll someone, probably garbon, about how I grocery shop at Wal-Mart.

Sowwy :(
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

#65
December 16, 2013, 05:51:55 PM
I was just at Walmart in Mass after thanksgiving. Bought up a whole mess of food as it was so freaking cheap.
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#66
December 16, 2013, 05:54:48 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2013, 05:26:24 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 04:49:29 PM
The chili I get from Wal-Mart has beans in it.

Well, of course.  Wouldn't be much else to put in a vegetarian chili.

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Valmy

#67
December 16, 2013, 05:57:16 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2013, 05:26:24 PM
Well, of course.  Wouldn't be much else to put in a vegetarian chili.

That is like vegetarian steak.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Baron von Schtinkenbutt

#68
December 16, 2013, 05:58:06 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 16, 2013, 05:57:16 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2013, 05:26:24 PM
Well, of course.  Wouldn't be much else to put in a vegetarian chili.

That is like vegetarian steak.

Carbohydrate-free bread.

dps

#69
December 16, 2013, 06:32:59 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 01:10:34 PM
83%.  I'm the Real America.

Oddly, I got the same score.

Ideologue

#70
December 16, 2013, 06:33:38 PM
We can both be the Real America.
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garbon

#71
December 16, 2013, 06:40:52 PM
America is sounding quite awful. :hmm: :P
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

dps

#72
December 16, 2013, 06:49:24 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 16, 2013, 06:40:52 PM
America is sounding quite awful. :hmm: :P

It is.  But it's still better than all those other places.

sbr

#73
December 16, 2013, 07:27:53 PM
I got 87%.  I missed Yankee Doodle, Rat pack and Catcher in the Rye.
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