How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!

Started by Syt, December 16, 2013, 12:54:30 PM

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katmai

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

CountDeMoney

Quote from: HVC on December 16, 2013, 01:47:28 PM
I got 74. Fucking free bird.

:lol:  Even a hater like me couldn't fuck that one up.

Then again, I did fuck up the Boss.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Maximus on December 16, 2013, 03:32:54 PM
What a ridiculous quiz. "American-ness" isn't defined by pop culture knowledge.

It's certainly not defined by academic knowledge, not with Generation Adderall.

katmai

Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2013, 07:43:58 PM

Then again, I did fuck up the Boss.

Learning to play that song when i was in a band back then made it easy for me to remember what it was about. :D
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son


katmai

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Ed Anger

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garbon

Quote from: Maximus on December 16, 2013, 03:32:54 PM
What a ridiculous quiz. "American-ness" isn't defined by pop culture knowledge.

But that's what it means to be an American. :huh:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

DontSayBanana

Experience bij!

fhdz

and the horse you rode in on

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 05:27:53 PM
I was trying to troll someone, probably garbon, about how I grocery shop at Wal-Mart.

I buy everything there. Groceries, clothing, furniture, etc.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 17, 2013, 12:11:17 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 05:27:53 PM
I was trying to troll someone, probably garbon, about how I grocery shop at Wal-Mart.

I buy everything there. Groceries, clothing, furniture, etc.

My good god, man. Do take some pride.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.