Cultural Learnings Of United Kingdom To Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Hungary

[DGuller]

How tiny are these yards?

think postage stamp... then divide by two.

Enough for a couple of blueberries. 

[Ideologue]

How tiny are these yards?

Have a guess:

53 million of us in 50,000 sq.miles, probably 2/3rd of which agricultural land.

That's a lot of carpeted bathrooms.

[Tamas]

So, Brits: aftershave with alcohol in it. Do I need to approach shady dealers in alleyways to find one, or what?

[Josquius]

Aftershave only comes as gifts from relatives who have no idea what else to get you, it cannot be bought.
I assume.

[Richard Hakluyt]

Just drink Scotch like everyone else...........bloomin' foreigners and their weird ways 

[Capetan Mihali]

Just drink Scotch like everyone else...........bloomin' foreigners and their weird ways 

It's some kind of Gorbachev-era nostalgia with these guys.  

[Tamas]

Just drink Scotch like everyone else...........bloomin' foreigners and their weird ways 

Seriously though, shop is full of these creams and balms and whatevs. Where is the stuff with nice sanitizing alcohol in it?! 

[Capetan Mihali]

I think you should take it as a signal to stop drying your face out with that alcohol crap.  I know slapping it on is fun, but it's bad for your skin.  And I think people tend to feel it smells cheap.

Oh yeah, and what's the beet-joke angle on this..? 

[Richard Hakluyt]

I don't use it so don't really know, at a guess you should try Boots the chemist's which is usually a good place for all that sort of thing.

[Brazen]

Seriously though, shop is full of these creams and balms and whatevs. Where is the stuff with nice sanitizing alcohol in it?! 

Boots. The classy stuff is in the glass cabinets next to the women's perfume. The basic stuff is by the razors and men's shower gel/deodorant etc.

http://www.boots.com/en/Men/Mens-Toiletries/Shaving/Aftershave/

Superdrug's sometimes a bit cheaper:
http://www.superdrug.com/mens/aftershave-for-men/icat/mens-aftershave

Or the 99p shop does some really basic face-slapping sanitising stuff!

[Grey Fox]

You do the manly thing & grow a proper beard, damn it.


Talking beard, I need a trim. I look like a cave man.

[Valmy]

You do the manly thing & grow a proper beard, damn it.


Talking beard, I need a trim. I look like a cave man.

Not everybody is a French Canadian trapper roaming through the frozen northern wildernesses.

Which one of these guys is you?

[Barrister]

You do the manly thing & grow a proper beard, damn it.


Talking beard, I need a trim. I look like a cave man.

A beard?

GF has gone even more hipster.

[Grey Fox]

Beards are hipster? Damn it.

@Valmy Dude with white shirt but darker hair.

[Valmy]

A beard?

GF has gone even more hipster.

French Canadians grew beards before it was cool.