This means war

[Jacob]

Aphids - supported by perfidious ants - have infiltrated my elderberry bush. They have also established a beachhead on the rhubarb.

I have secured a company of ladybugs and will dispatch them to the front forthwith. During my evening reconnaissance I discovered that the apple tree has been completely overrun.

Make no mistake; this means WAR.

[Eddie Teach]

I have secured a company of ladybugs and will dispatch them to the front forthwith.

I imagine chemicals would be more effective.

[Jacob]

I'm not about to spray pesticides on things I'm going to eat.

[derspiess]

Why, are you a pest??

[Jacob]

Chemical warfare is a RED LINE!

[garbon]

I'm not about to spray pesticides on things I'm going to eat.

No ability to clean things in Vancouver?

Meanwhile, I'm setting off a bug bomb tomorrow morning. Pests have no business sharing my space.

[CountDeMoney]

Meanwhile, I'm setting off a bug bomb tomorrow morning. Pests have no business sharing my space.

You should stay away from those public restrooms.  It's always crab season there.

[garbon]

Meanwhile, I'm setting off a bug bomb tomorrow morning. Pests have no business sharing my space.

You should stay away from those public restrooms.  It's always crab season there.

I don't know what you do in restrooms, but I've never gotten crabs after using one.

[CountDeMoney]

I always heard they can jump from toilet seats.  Which is why I'm That Guy that can only take a dump at home, or at very select locales, like a familiar lavatory. 

[garbon]

I always heard they can jump from toilet seats.  Which is why I'm That Guy that can only take a dump at home, or at very select locales, like a familiar lavatory. 

I don't know why, except for being a barbarian, one would think it is acceptable to shit in public.

Also, given how crabs are built for latching on, I wonder how often, if ever, they are just chilling on toilet seats.

[Eddie Teach]

I don't know why, except for being a barbarian, one would think it is acceptable to shit in public.

I sometimes hear the neighbors talking when in the bathroom at home.

[garbon]

I don't know why, except for being a barbarian, one would think it is acceptable to shit in public.

I sometimes hear the neighbors talking when in the bathroom at home.

[Jacob]

No ability to clean things in Vancouver?

We do; but WMD are reserved for a last resort in matters of utmost national importance.

[garbon]

No ability to clean things in Vancouver?

We do; but WMD are reserved for a last resort in matters of utmost national importance.

Pesticides are WMDs? I mean we're not talking DDT.

[Jacob]

Pesticides are WMDs? I mean we're not talking DDT.

Chemical and biological agents are considered WMD, I believe.