2016 elections - because it's never too early

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FunkMonk

#17205
October 27, 2016, 11:20:48 AM
Ted Cruz endorsing Trump right before the Pussy-gate  :lol:
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Berkut

#17206
October 27, 2016, 11:24:37 AM
Who would be the lesser of two evils between Trump and Cruz?
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Grinning_Colossus

#17207
October 27, 2016, 11:28:03 AM
Probably Trump :x since at least he's not a sociopathic reptile.
Quis futuit ipsos fututores?

Admiral Yi

#17208
October 27, 2016, 11:32:24 AM
Trump is the very definition of sociopathic reptile.

Grinning_Colossus

#17209
October 27, 2016, 11:33:32 AM
I disagree. Trump is definitely a mammal.
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The Minsky Moment

#17210
October 27, 2016, 11:36:14 AM
Quote from: Berkut on October 27, 2016, 11:24:37 AM
Who would be the lesser of two evils between Trump and Cruz?

Cruz, easily.
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Barrister

#17211
October 27, 2016, 11:57:34 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on October 27, 2016, 11:20:48 AM
Ted Cruz endorsing Trump right before the Pussy-gate  :lol:

It really was the worst possible timing for Cruz, wasn't it.  :wacko:
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alfred russel

#17212
October 27, 2016, 12:02:57 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on October 27, 2016, 09:56:28 AM
Now that we're in the final stretch of our long national nightmare, I'd just like to reflect on my Favorite Fucking Things this election:

1. Egg McMuffin (potentially) winning Utah
2. Aleppo Johnson confirming for everyone how idiotic the Libertarian Party is.
3. Aleppo Johnson's Veep basically telling people to vote for Hillary, not Johnson
4. Chris Christie hostage video
5. Bernouts

Donald, for all he's done for us, the American electorate and interested parties around the globe, doesn't make my Favorites list.

How many Americans know what/where Aleppo is? I bet most Languishites couldn't even find it on a map.

I bet that if you gave a test to Trump and Johnson, Johnson would be more knowledgeable about world affairs than Trump.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

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-garbon, February 23, 2014

Valmy

#17213
October 27, 2016, 12:06:00 PM
Of course I know where Aleppo is. I play Paradox games.  :wacko:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

CountDeMoney

#17214
October 27, 2016, 12:17:08 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on October 27, 2016, 12:02:57 PM
How many Americans know what/where Aleppo is? I bet most Languishites couldn't even find it on a map.

Who gives a shit?  They're not running for POTUS.

QuoteI bet that if you gave a test to Trump and Johnson, Johnson would be more knowledgeable about world affairs than Trump.

At Trump could name 1 foreign leader (Putin); Spicoli couldn't even do that. "Former President of Mexico" isn't an acceptable answer on Jeopardy!, either.

I know you've got a big Assburger boner for Johnson because he climbed Some fucking mountains, but all that lack of oxygen and too much grass has left him dumber than a box of fucking rocks.   So knock it the fuck off already.

alfred russel

#17215
October 27, 2016, 12:18:32 PM
Quote from: Valmy on October 27, 2016, 12:06:00 PM
Of course I know where Aleppo is. I play Paradox games.  :wacko:

I don't. I mean, I know it is in Syria and I know where Syria is, but if you gave me a blank map of Syria I couldn't identify Aleppo.

Okay I'm not running for president, but I don't get the impression that our leaders are universally better.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

alfred russel

#17216
October 27, 2016, 12:19:40 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 27, 2016, 12:17:08 PM

At Trump could name 1 foreign leader (Putin); Spicoli couldn't even do that. "Former President of Mexico" isn't an acceptable answer on Jeopardy!, either.


The question was a leader he admired. Putin isn't the right answer, even if Trump would come up with that.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

Valmy

#17217
October 27, 2016, 12:22:51 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on October 27, 2016, 12:18:32 PM
I don't. I mean, I know it is in Syria and I know where Syria is, but if you gave me a blank map of Syria I couldn't identify Aleppo.

It is roughly midway between Edessa and Antioch. Every Byzanteen knows that.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

garbon

#17218
October 27, 2016, 12:24:10 PM
https://www.buzzfeed.com/paulcurry/do-you-know-where-aleppo-is?utm_term=.uxMO6Y3B2#.pnlBp51bA

QuoteDo You Know Where Aleppo Is?
Play our game and see if you can find the city on a map.

edit: I just tried and got 'nailed it'
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alfred russel

#17219
October 27, 2016, 12:27:18 PM
Quote from: Valmy on October 27, 2016, 12:22:51 PM

It is roughly midway between Edessa and Antioch. Every Byzanteen knows that.

Awesome. Byzanteens for POTUS.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014
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