Retard kings of old

[Ed Anger]

IKEA meatball maker

[Syt]

Most of it is understandable if you know German.

[Martinus]

Lol, I googled "Cleopatra VII modern reconstruction" ('cause I want to see where the photo is from, and determine if there's a good reason why that necklace is so badly photoshopped on), and one of the first hits is this about.com article:

http://www.forumancientcoins.com/numiswiki/view.asp?key=What%20Did%20The%20Julio%20Claudians%20Really%20Look%20Like%20%20Reconstructions-%20Joe%20Geranio

Caligula is the only one in this who is remotely hot.

[Solmyr]

I understood "Swedish Kingdom" and "therefore."

I imagine Fabrikdirektor means something like factory boss.  The "Chips" part might refer to microchips.

It refers to potato chips, actually. Specifically, the Swedish Estrella brand. Which apparently the princess was named after.

[Drakken]

It refers to potato chips, actually. Specifically, the Swedish Estrella brand. Which apparently the princess was named after.

The baby was named after the wife of Folke Bernadotte.

[Fireblade]

So is that Swedish princess with the big tits still single?

[Drakken]

So is that Swedish princess with the big tits still single?

Nope. Rather than go with the Princess Margaret schtick, she sticks with the millionnaire businessman type.

[Siege]

Lol, I googled "Cleopatra VII modern reconstruction" ('cause I want to see where the photo is from, and determine if there's a good reason why that necklace is so badly photoshopped on), and one of the first hits is this about.com article:

http://www.forumancientcoins.com/numiswiki/view.asp?key=What%20Did%20The%20Julio%20Claudians%20Really%20Look%20Like%20%20Reconstructions-%20Joe%20Geranio

That's crap. You cannot tell skin and eye color from coins and sculptures.
I doubt romans had clear eyes, and I doubt Cleapathra was that dark skinned.

[Razgovory]

Fortunately, there are historical descriptions.  What do you mean by "Clear eyes"?

[Ideologue]

I'm pretty sure Cleopatra is described as "tawny," yeah.  I've seen white people that tanned.  Chick did live in Egypt.

[Siege]

I'm pretty sure Cleopatra is described as "tawny," yeah.  I've seen white people that tanned.  Chick did live in Egypt.

Cleopatra was Macedonian, and Macedonians were white back then, before the slavic and later ottoman invasions.
Have you seen white people in tropical countries?
They don't become dark because sun exposion.
Only mixing with the locals change your descendance's skin colour, like the spaniards did in mexico.

[Razgovory]

I'm pretty sure Cleopatra is described as "tawny," yeah.  I've seen white people that tanned.  Chick did live in Egypt.

Cleopatra was Macedonian, and Macedonians were white back then, before the slavic and later ottoman invasions.
Have you seen white people in tropical countries?
They don't become dark because sun exposion.
Only mixing with the locals change your descendance's skin colour, like the spaniards did in mexico.

You're an idiot.  Plus she had Iranian blood besides Macedonian.

[Tonitrus]

I'm pretty sure Cleopatra is described as "tawny," yeah.  I've seen white people that tanned.  Chick did live in Egypt.

Cleopatra was Macedonian, and Macedonians were white back then, before the slavic and later ottoman invasions.
Have you seen white people in tropical countries?
They don't become dark because sun exposion.
Only mixing with the locals change your descendance's skin colour, like the spaniards did in mexico.

Exhibit A:

[Razgovory]

Ugh.  It's like a walking malignant tumor.

[Ideologue]

I'm pretty sure Cleopatra is described as "tawny," yeah.  I've seen white people that tanned.  Chick did live in Egypt.

Cleopatra was Macedonian, and Macedonians were white back then, before the slavic and later ottoman invasions.
Have you seen white people in tropical countries?
They don't become dark because sun exposion.

Yes, we do.

And Macedonians are a Mediterranean people anyway.  If anything, I would expect they were probably a shade darker, all things--like insolation--being equal, than the present-day inhabitants of the region, as the snow-white populations from the Black Sea and Volga steppe hadn't arrived yet.