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Razgovory

#57825
September 08, 2016, 04:12:04 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 08, 2016, 01:16:18 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 08, 2016, 12:50:31 PM
Obama better hurry up with his confiscation of guns and the impending dictatorship.  He only has a few months left, and if he doesn't put his evil scheme into action soon, a lot of people are going to look silly.

Yep, just like how Bush and Ashcroft were creating a theocracy.

These rebound attempts really suck.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Valmy

#57826
September 08, 2016, 06:06:57 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 08, 2016, 01:16:18 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 08, 2016, 12:50:31 PM
Obama better hurry up with his confiscation of guns and the impending dictatorship.  He only has a few months left, and if he doesn't put his evil scheme into action soon, a lot of people are going to look silly.

Yep, just like how Bush and Ashcroft were creating a theocracy.

Well they did create that stupid faith-based initiative that Obama expanded. Thanks Bushbama
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Eddie Teach

#57827
September 08, 2016, 06:18:27 PM
Worse than savonarola.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

jimmy olsen

#57828
September 08, 2016, 11:13:01 PM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Tamas

#57829
September 09, 2016, 04:15:32 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 08, 2016, 11:13:01 PM
Cool photo, last known veterans of the Texan revolution, crica 1906

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Last_Known_Texian_Veterans_of_the_Texas_Revolution_%282%29.jpg

Was that the one they started because Mexico wanted to free their slaves?

Valmy

#57830
September 09, 2016, 08:01:05 AM Last Edit: September 09, 2016, 08:02:48 AM by Valmy
Nope. Maybe one of the other many revolts in Mexico against the Santa Anna regime were about that though.

Thanks for posting that Tim. I had never seen that before.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Josquius

#57831
September 09, 2016, 08:38:30 AM
Please increase the max attachment size dammit
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derspiess

#57832
September 09, 2016, 08:58:53 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 09, 2016, 08:38:30 AM
Please increase the max attachment size dammit

No shit.  Every time I try to decrease the size of a pic, I end up somehow making it bigger.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

#57833
September 09, 2016, 09:01:41 AM
Quote from: derspiess on September 09, 2016, 08:58:53 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 09, 2016, 08:38:30 AM
Please increase the max attachment size dammit

No shit.  Every time I try to decrease the size of a pic, I end up somehow making it bigger.

Okay but setting aside your technical incompetence...
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

#57834
September 09, 2016, 09:06:55 AM
I can edit video in my sleep, but editing photos is a blind spot.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Syt

#57835
September 09, 2016, 09:44:24 AM Last Edit: September 09, 2016, 09:46:14 AM by Syt
Kids React To Metallica: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4pj7RByIeA

Kids are weak :(
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Ed Anger

#57836
September 09, 2016, 10:04:24 AM
Gave the twins iPhones. Guess what I have been getting?

Poop emojis.

8 year olds.  :lol:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Zanza

#57837
September 09, 2016, 10:14:30 AM
Just had a bizarre job interview where the applicant was lethargic and after ten minutes said that he was not interested after all and then left. I wonder why he even invested the effort to apply. This was a senior position too.

DGuller

#57838
September 09, 2016, 10:32:20 AM
Did he get the offer?

CountDeMoney

#57839
September 09, 2016, 10:35:43 AM
Cal would've hired him on the spot, even if he didn't want it.
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