The Off Topic Topic

[Josquius]

My boss called me into his office today.
He said, "I've heard a little rumour that you are going to be sick for the next two weeks just so you can go on your mate's stag do in Vegas."
I said, "That's correct."
He said, "Well, in that case I have no choice but to let you go."
I said, "Cheers mate, I appreciate that."

[Syt]

So you're fired?

[Zanza]

That's a very unprofessional way to go.

[Valmy]

My boss called me into his office today.
He said, "I've heard a little rumour that you are going to be sick for the next two weeks just so you can go on your mate's stag do in Vegas."
I said, "That's correct."
He said, "Well, in that case I have no choice but to let you go."
I said, "Cheers mate, I appreciate that."

Well what a nice boss!

[Admiral Yi]

one year it showed Merkel crawling out of a giant ass labeled "USA"

I don't get it.

[Maladict]

one year it showed Merkel crawling out of a giant ass labeled "USA"

I don't get it.

Me neither. The devil is supposed to shit Dutchmen.

[Barrister]

My boss called me into his office today.
He said, "I've heard a little rumour that you are going to be sick for the next two weeks just so you can go on your mate's stag do in Vegas."
I said, "That's correct."
He said, "Well, in that case I have no choice but to let you go."
I said, "Cheers mate, I appreciate that."

Seriously, or is this a joke?

[Liep]

My boss called me into his office today.
He said, "I've heard a little rumour that you are going to be sick for the next two weeks just so you can go on your mate's stag do in Vegas."
I said, "That's correct."
He said, "Well, in that case I have no choice but to let you go."
I said, "Cheers mate, I appreciate that."

Seriously, or is this a joke?

Yeah, a stag do in Las Vegas is too cliché.

[DGuller]

Was Tyr retelling a joke he heard, or was he detailing his own experience?

[Razgovory]

one year it showed Merkel crawling out of a giant ass labeled "USA"

I don't get it.

She came from where all American politicians are birthed, East Germany.

[Maladict]

Was Tyr retelling a joke he heard, or was he detailing his own experience?

Google says the former.

[Admiral Yi]

Google says the former.

I feel like I'm watching a bunch of linguists trying to decide what their chimpanzee is communicating with sign language.

[The Larch]

My boss called me into his office today.
He said, "I've heard a little rumour that you are going to be sick for the next two weeks just so you can go on your mate's stag do in Vegas."
I said, "That's correct."
He said, "Well, in that case I have no choice but to let you go."
I said, "Cheers mate, I appreciate that."

Seriously, or is this a joke?

Yeah, a stag do in Las Vegas is too cliché.

My brother is going to a Vegas wedding later this year, actually. Don't know if an Elvis impersonator will officiate it, though.

[Josquius]

A trip to Vegas is thoroughly unappetising.
It was a joke. Made me laugh at least

[Malthus]

Google says the former.

I feel like I'm watching a bunch of linguists trying to decide what their chimpanzee is communicating with sign language.