The Off Topic Topic

[Phillip V]

That's not the part of the story we want to hear.

[Admiral Yi]

You want to get straight to the sex?

[CountDeMoney]

Her thought on meeting Polanski: "Ew, there's this guy who's like my size and sort of looks like a ferret."

He showed her.

[Razgovory]

I saw a Cigar Store Indian at restaurant today.  It occurred to me, that that Waffle Houses should have large wooden Belgians standing in front.

[Capetan Mihali]

I saw a Cigar Store Indian at restaurant today.  It occurred to me, that that Waffle Houses should have large wooden Belgians standing in front.

[Eddie Teach]

I dunno, I think he looks more like a hobbit.

[Eddie Teach]

I dunno, I think he looks more like a hobbit.

[Admiral Yi]

He looked more ferret-like when he was younger.  Hunt down a still from Chinatown.

[Admiral Yi]

He looked more ferret-like when he was younger.  Hunt down a still from Chinatown.

[CountDeMoney]

 

[CountDeMoney]

 

[Eddie Teach]

Ok, can kinda see it there.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Hey Seedy, you get your new Quadratec autumn catalog?  I've been eyefucking the Trektop NX again.  Maybe with half doors and all that kinda stuff. There's also this cool thing I spotted in there for if you ever want to remove the carpet, but don't want to bedline it.  Page 9, BedRug floor covering.

I like how they've got it for 07-14 Wranglers only now.  Clears out all that old shit.

My bank account weeps already.

[Lettow77]

 All the local elderly are extremely kind to me in the quiet neighborhood i've ended up in. I've gotten: free dango, free chicken, free fried peppers, a discount on cake, and one time an old lady whipped me up a meal after her restaurant's hours had ended.

I am a big fan of these tiny establishments staffed by ancient Japanese. So much friendliness!

[Syt]

In conversation among them you'll be known as "that freeloading gaijin".