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Phillip V

#31380
September 23, 2013, 07:52:00 PM
Tomorrow afternoon, I will drive 3 hours to Emporia, VA and pay for a hotel room so that I can appear in the nearby traffic court the next morning. :lol:

Reckless driving: 83mph in a 70mph zone

I will plead: NOT GUILTY

CountDeMoney

#31381
September 23, 2013, 08:23:20 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 23, 2013, 07:29:47 PM
Quote from: Jacob on September 23, 2013, 07:26:25 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 23, 2013, 07:25:05 PM
I'd like to jam a baseball bat up the ass of the asshole selling Stratego pieces on eBay.

Why?

I mean... I can think of several possible reasons, but I'm curious what's setting you off in particular.

The assfucks put them in the war board game category and I have to scroll through a lot of bullshit.

You can afford them.

jimmy olsen

#31382
September 23, 2013, 08:34:26 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on September 23, 2013, 07:52:00 PM
Tomorrow afternoon, I will drive 3 hours to Emporia, VA and pay for a hotel room so that I can appear in the nearby traffic court the next morning. :lol:

Reckless driving: 83mph in a 70mph zone

I will plead: NOT GUILTY
You have a lawyer? Some kind of proof you weren't?
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Eddie Teach

#31383
September 23, 2013, 08:40:23 PM
13 miles over is typically about the speed of traffic.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Phillip V

#31384
September 23, 2013, 08:56:18 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 23, 2013, 08:34:26 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on September 23, 2013, 07:52:00 PM
Tomorrow afternoon, I will drive 3 hours to Emporia, VA and pay for a hotel room so that I can appear in the nearby traffic court the next morning. :lol:

Reckless driving: 83mph in a 70mph zone

I will plead: NOT GUILTY
You have a lawyer? Some kind of proof you weren't?
It was dark (ticket time 756pm), highway had no lights, there were other cars, and I have a clean record and drive a small black Honda Civic. The cop was reasonably mistaken.

CountDeMoney

#31385
September 23, 2013, 08:59:08 PM
 :lol:

My prediction:  probation before judgement, pay the court costs at the counter.   :P

jimmy olsen

#31386
September 23, 2013, 08:59:59 PM
You need a shyster to argue your speedometer was broken or something.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Razgovory

#31387
September 23, 2013, 09:10:21 PM
Just pay the man and leave.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

merithyn

#31388
September 23, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
Quote from: Josephus on September 23, 2013, 05:12:59 PM
Guy bops a 13-year-old and gets away with it. Well, other than not being able to enter the USA again...but really, is that such a bad thing?

:mellow:

No, a guy orally, vaginally, and anally rapes a drugged 13-year-old girl who asks him repeatedly to stop... and gets away with it.
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Ed Anger

#31389
September 23, 2013, 09:49:50 PM
We didn't need the play by play.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#31390
September 23, 2013, 09:52:32 PM
Speak for yourself, Ed Domestic.

Ed Anger

#31391
September 23, 2013, 09:53:20 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 23, 2013, 09:52:32 PM
Speak for yourself, Ed Domestic.

I liked Miitens of the Midwest better.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#31392
September 23, 2013, 09:58:14 PM
"Ich bin ein Toaster Struedeliner!"

Ed Anger

#31393
September 23, 2013, 10:03:05 PM
 :lol:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

merithyn

#31394
September 23, 2013, 10:54:38 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 23, 2013, 09:49:50 PM
We didn't need the play by play.

Apparently Josephus did.
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...
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