TV/Movies Megathread

[viper37]

I haven't seen the episode yet, but I noticed there was a talk show, dedicated to this episode of the Walking Dead.  Seriously, I think our American friends are a little to fond of their talk shows...

[Ideologue]

Finally watched Kick-Ass.  It's actually pretty great, although the jetpack was pretty ridiculous.

I believe jetpacks are obtainable.

Oh, sure, and I like how they set it up, but afaik they have a limited flight time, especially with the weight he was carrying, and I suspect the recoil from a pair of rotary guns would be all but impossible to manage.

[Ideologue]

I'm pretty sure people wear that outside of porn.

Yes, outside the pron studio when they are taking a smoke break.

I've seen people wearing similar clothing.  Not at my porn studio.

You should invite Caliga round to your porn studio, he might enjoy it. Though you might want to work on your porn literacy if you have a pron studio.

If I did have a porn studio, I would be happy to play host to any Languishite, but I have to think Cal would be a little disappointed with the kind of films I would shoot.  We have pretty much diametrically opposite tastes in women.

[Barrister]

I'm pretty sure people wear that outside of porn.

Yes, outside the pron studio when they are taking a smoke break.

I've seen people wearing similar clothing.  Not at my porn studio.

You should invite Caliga round to your porn studio, he might enjoy it. Though you might want to work on your porn literacy if you have a pron studio.

If I did have a porn studio, I would be happy to play host to any Languishite, but I have to think Cal would be a little disappointed with the kind of films I would shoot.  We have pretty much diametrically opposite tastes in women.

So you like men then?

[Ideologue]

I'm pretty sure people wear that outside of porn.

Yes, outside the pron studio when they are taking a smoke break.

I've seen people wearing similar clothing.  Not at my porn studio.

You should invite Caliga round to your porn studio, he might enjoy it. Though you might want to work on your porn literacy if you have a pron studio.

If I did have a porn studio, I would be happy to play host to any Languishite, but I have to think Cal would be a little disappointed with the kind of films I would shoot.  We have pretty much diametrically opposite tastes in women.

So you like men then?

Yes, yes, very funny.  You know, yesterday I refrained from making a joke about the reason you'd visited Quebec but never slept there is because Grallon kicked you out of the house.

If I were gay, my troubles would fewer.

[Barrister]

I'm pretty sure people wear that outside of porn.

Yes, outside the pron studio when they are taking a smoke break.

I've seen people wearing similar clothing.  Not at my porn studio.

You should invite Caliga round to your porn studio, he might enjoy it. Though you might want to work on your porn literacy if you have a pron studio.

If I did have a porn studio, I would be happy to play host to any Languishite, but I have to think Cal would be a little disappointed with the kind of films I would shoot.  We have pretty much diametrically opposite tastes in women.

So you like men then?

Yes, yes, very funny.  You know, yesterday I refrained from making a joke about the reason you'd visited Quebec but never slept there is because Grallon kicked you out of the house.

If I were gay, my troubles would fewer.

Why would you hold back on a joke like that?  Don't you know that This! Is! Languish!

[Ideologue]

'Cause I'm a mild-mannered man.

[Malthus]

'Cause I'm a mild-mannered man.

Right. Gay, then.

[Ideologue]

'Cause I'm a mild-mannered man.

Right. Gay, then.

Actually, it's less that I wish I were gay than I wish I'd been born a woman.  How awesome would that have been?  Maybe a gay woman.  Yeah.

[HVC]

'Cause I'm a mild-mannered man.

Right. Gay, then.

Actually, it's less that I wish I were gay than I wish I'd been born a woman.  How awesome would that have been?  Maybe a gay woman.  Yeah.

You could have been an ugly women

[garbon]

'Cause I'm a mild-mannered man.

Right. Gay, then.

I'm LOUD, bitches. What?

[Ideologue]

'Cause I'm a mild-mannered man.

Right. Gay, then.

I'm LOUD, bitches. What?

I know, right?  Ain't one mild-mannered gay person on this board not named "Sheilbh."

[Ideologue]

'Cause I'm a mild-mannered man.

Right. Gay, then.

Actually, it's less that I wish I were gay than I wish I'd been born a woman.  How awesome would that have been?  Maybe a gay woman.  Yeah.

You could have been an ugly women

If I were XX?  Unlikely.  My sister is pretty, for one thing; and just based on my own appearance, I suspect I would be quite attractive--I'm below average weight and have narrow shoulders and high cheekbones.

Now, that said, I do have rather unruly hair, which I shave, and that wouldn't be an option as a woman.

[Grey Fox]

If you were a women you would have almost the same problems you do now but with the ability to use your boobs to get your way.

[Ideologue]

If you were a women you would have almost the same problems you do now but with the ability to use your boobs to get your way.

Actually, I suspect the violent past would be solved simply by social conditioning away from violence and lowered testosterone levels.  And girls are prosecuted with less zeal than boys, anyway.

I might have gotten pregnant, though.  Hard to say.  I tend toward barebacking because I've trusted my partner to not have HIV, but more importantly because I trusted myself (and even then early on condom use was de rigeur for intercourse).  It was not merely impulse.  Plus, having the leverage to fuck when I pleased (at least to a greater degree), I could certainly demand it, and it certainly would be no skin off my teeth if it makes sex lame for a man.

Could've gotten raped, though.  That's actually a high possibility.  Sexual assault's distressingly common and I tend to put myself in high risk situations.