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Title: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: HVC on January 20, 2012, 01:43:54 PM
Personally i don't think i'd go on tv and discuss my deformed genitalia. But to each his own.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2012/01/20/19271876.html (http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2012/01/20/19271876.html)

QuoteA British woman who revealed she has two vaginas was reportedly offered $1 million to make a porno film.
Hazel Jones, 27, appeared on ITV's This Morning earlier in the week to discuss her rare condition, called uterus didlphys. She has two uteruses and two fully formed vaginas, an oddity she first noticed when she got her period - two of them - at age 14.
She told the show's hosts her first serious boyfriend said there was something "different" about her, so she went to the hospital and that's when she was diagnosed.
And different appears to be just what the porn industry is looking for.
The head of L.A.-based Vivid Entertainment, Steve Hirsch, promptly wrote the pretty blond and offered her $1 million to star in one of his skin-flicks, according to TMZ.
While Jones hasn't responded, said the U.K. Daily Mail, she did tell the morning show she hadn't previously received any offers like that and would "never consider doing it in a millions years."

Uterus didelphys occurs when the septum that divides the uterus in development fails to break down and allow the two halves to fuse into one, explained an expert on ITV.
The condition affects one in one million women.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Razgovory on January 20, 2012, 01:50:14 PM
What's wrong with your genitalia?
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Josephus on January 20, 2012, 01:50:37 PM
I'd have noticed if I had two vaginas before i got my period...just saying.
Mind, I'd have noticed if I had one.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Valmy on January 20, 2012, 01:51:54 PM
You would think her parents would have noticed that early on.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: HVC on January 20, 2012, 01:52:23 PM
Quote from: Josephus on January 20, 2012, 01:50:37 PM
I'd have noticed if I had two vaginas before i got my period...just saying.
Mind, I'd have noticed if I had one.
well she could have assumed everyone else did. so really she was *this* close to growing up to be a disappointed lesbian.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: HVC on January 20, 2012, 01:53:02 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 20, 2012, 01:50:14 PM
What's wrong with your genitalia?
I keep trying to tell everyone it's western but no one will listen to me. Gives me a complex.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: HVC on January 20, 2012, 01:54:39 PM
Quote from: Valmy on January 20, 2012, 01:51:54 PM
You would think her parents would have noticed that early on.
i'm guessing her vulva is fine. could you tell from normal day to day changing and stuff? although you'd think the doctors/nurses at her birth would catch on would know
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Valmy on January 20, 2012, 01:57:28 PM
Quote from: HVC on January 20, 2012, 01:54:39 PM
i'm guessing her vulva is fine. could you tell from normal day to day changing and stuff? although you'd think the doctors/nurses at her birth would catch on would know

You have to wipe the vulva with each changing I would think you might notice there being two vaginas in there.  And if you cannot then there would be nothing visibly different right?  Then why would the porn industry care?

Granted I have never seen anybody with two vaginas before so I do not know what that would look like.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: derspiess on January 20, 2012, 03:11:22 PM
Quote from: Valmy on January 20, 2012, 01:57:28 PM
You have to wipe the vulva with each changing I would think you might notice there being two vaginas in there.  And if you cannot then there would be nothing visibly different right? 

If you're like me, you do your best not to look too closely while you're doing it.  Still creeps me out after 9 months.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Ideologue on January 20, 2012, 03:17:01 PM
Quote from: Valmy on January 20, 2012, 01:57:28 PM
Quote from: HVC on January 20, 2012, 01:54:39 PM
i'm guessing her vulva is fine. could you tell from normal day to day changing and stuff? although you'd think the doctors/nurses at her birth would catch on would know

You have to wipe the vulva with each changing I would think you might notice there being two vaginas in there.  And if you cannot then there would be nothing visibly different right?  Then why would the porn industry care?

Granted I have never seen anybody with two vaginas before so I do not know what that would look like.

My guess is that you'd have to really invasively check to be sure.

According to Wiki, uterus didelphys has a 0.1%-0.5% occurrence.  Which is a shockingly huge number, really, and one I'm suspicious of.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on January 20, 2012, 04:10:33 PM
I read an article about this, with medical diagrams, in the Daily Mail. There is just the one vagina, so nothing for the porn industry to get excited about, the doubling of feminine bits occurs a bit further up :

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2085255/Hazel-Jones-I-lost-virginity-twice-I-TWO-vaginas.html

So Ide was right. Her boyfriends must have noticed but it was the long-term one who told her.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: mongers on January 20, 2012, 04:38:15 PM
So to all intents, though not necessarily purposes, she doesn't have an extra orifice ?  :hmm:


edit:
If shes genuinely not interesting in the 1 million bucks or 10 seconds of fame, why go on telly to talk about this, she'll only open herself up to ridicule by some offensive types she'll encounter ?
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Ideologue on January 20, 2012, 04:56:13 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on January 20, 2012, 04:10:33 PM
I read an article about this, with medical diagrams, in the Daily Mail. There is just the one vagina, so nothing for the porn industry to get excited about, the doubling of feminine bits occurs a bit further up :

Well, it sez she has two vaginas--it's evidently a case of didelphys where the separated mullerian ducts fully developed into separate reproductive systems.

I think this is rare and the Wiki-asserted 1 in 200 births thing refers to all mullerian duct anomalies (the uni/bicorn-uni/bicollis ones as well, which are somewhat different from didelphys and do not, as a rule, involve two vaginas).

So she could conceivably do a double pussy penetration, but so can a lot of one-vagina'd women--my question at this point is how accomodating each is.  She mentions sex being uncomfortable early on, and I suspect space constraints may have something to do with that.  It's something to play up in the marketing.

Of course, in a classical vaginal-anal DP you glove the movement of the other penis in the rectovaginal fascia, which makes it not gay; perhaps that's where Vivid is going with this. :P

I doubt it looks especially cool with only one vulva, I agree with you on that count.  When I said you'd have to invasively test, I meant I think you'd have to do some stuff that in a non-medical context would be pretty weird and get brought up in recovered memory sessions.

Anyway, did you know marsupials have two vaginas?  I bet Brain did.  I think her porno should be called Playin Possum.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: derspiess on January 20, 2012, 05:48:07 PM
Quote from: mongers on January 20, 2012, 04:38:15 PM
So to all intents, though not necessarily purposes, she doesn't have an extra orifice ?  :hmm:


edit:
If shes genuinely not interesting in the 1 million bucks or 10 seconds of fame, why go on telly to talk about this, she'll only open herself up to ridicule by some offensive types she'll encounter ?

Another thing that puzzled me in RH's article is that she likes to use her downstairs mix-up as an icebreaker at parties & has no problem letting people look at it, as long as they're women.  Based on her quote at the end of the first article I expected her to be a bit more private about her privates.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Ideologue on January 20, 2012, 06:37:44 PM
I'd like the sexist bint to take a picture for the people who strange women at cocktail parties, because there's like only one image on google.  Hardly a representative sample. :(  The septum is way thicker than I expected.  If hers is like that, yeah, I imagine her yearly (semi-annual? -_- ) cervical exam's a real treat.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: 11B4V on January 20, 2012, 06:53:51 PM
Quote from: HVC on January 20, 2012, 01:43:54 PM
Personally i don't think i'd go on tv and discuss my deformed genitalia. But to each his own.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2012/01/20/19271876.html (http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2012/01/20/19271876.html)

QuoteA British woman who revealed she has two vaginas was reportedly offered $1 million to make a porno film.
Hazel Jones, 27, appeared on ITV's This Morning earlier in the week to discuss her rare condition, called uterus didlphys. She has two uteruses and two fully formed vaginas, an oddity she first noticed when she got her period - two of them - at age 14.
She told the show's hosts her first serious boyfriend said there was something "different" about her, so she went to the hospital and that's when she was diagnosed.
And different appears to be just what the porn industry is looking for.
The head of L.A.-based Vivid Entertainment, Steve Hirsch, promptly wrote the pretty blond and offered her $1 million to star in one of his skin-flicks, according to TMZ.
While Jones hasn't responded, said the U.K. Daily Mail, she did tell the morning show she hadn't previously received any offers like that and would "never consider doing it in a millions years."

Uterus didelphys occurs when the septum that divides the uterus in development fails to break down and allow the two halves to fuse into one, explained an expert on ITV.
The condition affects one in one million women.

Use what you got. $$$$$
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Admiral Yi on January 20, 2012, 06:56:09 PM
This is how you quench a boner Gups.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Ideologue on January 20, 2012, 07:08:17 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 20, 2012, 06:56:09 PM
This is how you quench a boner Gups.

I wonder if you have to get a special, half-sized speculum.
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Post by: Ed Anger on January 20, 2012, 07:11:18 PM
ewwwww.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Neil on January 20, 2012, 07:42:06 PM
QuoteThe blonde 27-year-old from High Wycombe has the million-in-one condition uterus didelphys, which means she has two separate uteruses and cervixes as well.
Is it two, or is it a million?
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Ideologue on January 20, 2012, 08:03:01 PM
Quote from: Neil on January 20, 2012, 07:42:06 PM
QuoteThe blonde 27-year-old from High Wycombe has the million-in-one condition uterus didelphys, which means she has two separate uteruses and cervixes as well.
Is it two, or is it a million?

I just contemplated the lotus.  Whoa.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Caliga on January 20, 2012, 08:58:13 PM
hee, I saw that clip a couple of days ago.  For some reason both the girl and the interviewers sounded like Aussies to me. :blush:
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Post by: The Larch on January 20, 2012, 09:14:23 PM
Ide, are you a frustrated gynecologist or do you just feel an irrrepressible urge to name-drop anatomical terms about girlie parts here and there to spice up your posts?
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Caliga on January 20, 2012, 10:36:29 PM
Quote from: The Larch on January 20, 2012, 09:14:23 PM
Ide, are you a frustrated gynecologist or do you just feel an irrrepressible urge to name-drop anatomical terms about girlie parts here and there to spice up your posts?
He's a bit pretentious... big words are his bread and butter. :)
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Admiral Yi on January 20, 2012, 10:37:34 PM
He sounds much more impressive when he uses the big science words than when he uses the big lawyer words.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Ideologue on January 21, 2012, 12:56:04 AM
Quote from: The Larch on January 20, 2012, 09:14:23 PM
Ide, are you a frustrated gynecologist or do you just feel an irrrepressible urge to name-drop anatomical terms about girlie parts here and there to spice up your posts?

Oh, I'm really fucking sorry, is there a colloquial name for cervix that I'm not aware of?  Some interesting Spanish slang?

Goddamned anti-intellectual Europeans!
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: DontSayBanana on January 22, 2012, 12:17:07 PM
She turned down the offer, BTW.  Guess she wasn't that shameless about it, after all.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Caliga on January 22, 2012, 12:32:15 PM
For some reason I was disappointed when Octomom turned that offer down. :blush:
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Viking on January 22, 2012, 12:35:24 PM
This thread needs pics....

this one is 27, blonde and has two vaginas... (http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/198/198898/19889801/jpg/active/978x.jpg)



yes, I know  :bleeding:
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Jaron on January 22, 2012, 12:42:40 PM
If they put her through one of those celebrity fat camps and whipped her into porn star shape she might not be so bad to look upon.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: DontSayBanana on January 22, 2012, 02:24:25 PM
Quote from: Jaron on January 22, 2012, 12:42:40 PM
If they put her through one of those celebrity fat campsa couple months of meth and whipped her into porn star shape she might not be so bad to look upon.

FYPFY. :P
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Ideologue on January 22, 2012, 02:56:53 PM
She just needs to try the Ide Diet.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: sbr on January 22, 2012, 08:46:43 PM
She's not bad in this pic

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.fd.uproxx.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F01%2FHazel-Jones-magazine.png&hash=7bb26b21c044393aaee1c993621a665e4fdafbfe)
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: 11B4V on January 23, 2012, 12:09:24 AM
Nuttin wrong with her. She's doable.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: sbr on January 23, 2012, 12:10:28 AM
Twice :yes:
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Josquius on January 23, 2012, 03:11:21 AM
Quote from: sbr on January 22, 2012, 08:46:43 PM
She's not bad in this pic

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.fd.upro2012%2F01%2FHazel-Jones-magazine.png&hash=72a898795a1aa34e3d0a67677357b0e39bc6b91e)

...before hand I was thinking this was quite a quandry that she would turn down porn.
But...to read that and look at the picture....she does seem to be heading down that road anyway so surprising she wouldn't.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Admiral Yi on January 23, 2012, 05:25:02 AM
What's all that black smooge on the back of her chair?
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: 11B4V on January 23, 2012, 06:58:58 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 23, 2012, 05:25:02 AM
What's all that black smooge on the back of her chair?

Skid marks.... :huh:
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on January 23, 2012, 07:15:03 AM
Looks like she is going for her 15 minutes........
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: 11B4V on January 23, 2012, 08:18:12 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on January 23, 2012, 07:15:03 AM
Looks like she is going for her 15 minutes........

She's already got a good porn name...Hazel Jones.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-zFkghHNlTyc%2FTfafNxSCFuI%2FAAAAAAAAP4Q%2Fli7u04nbVsQ%2Fs1600%2FHazel_Jones3.png&hash=5a0d134151966efee417e2bbfc5f9bac6f3e1d98)

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.inquisitr.com%2Fwp-content%2F2012%2F01%2Fhazel-jones-431505670.jpg&hash=203c77c13e3321782547bde36c7ce6a57376b1ae)

:perv:
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Camerus on January 23, 2012, 09:41:57 AM
I'd make a porn film for $1 million.  Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Valmy on January 23, 2012, 09:51:50 AM
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on January 23, 2012, 09:41:57 AM
I'd make a porn film for $1 million.  Just sayin'.

Yep me to. 
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Post by: Razgovory on January 23, 2012, 09:59:14 AM
So would I.  Of course, I wouldn't want to actually be in it.  Producer, director, camera man, guy who holds the boom mike are good enough for me.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: 11B4V on January 23, 2012, 10:13:11 AM
Quote from: Tyr on January 23, 2012, 03:11:21 AM
Quote from: sbr on January 22, 2012, 08:46:43 PM
She's not bad in this pic

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.fd.upro2012%2F01%2FHazel-Jones-magazine.png&hash=72a898795a1aa34e3d0a67677357b0e39bc6b91e)

...before hand I was thinking this was quite a quandry that she would turn down porn.
But...to read that and look at the picture....she does seem to be heading down that road anyway so surprising she wouldn't.

Not that the dildos would give any indication of her supposed career direction.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Grey Fox on January 23, 2012, 10:19:08 AM
All I want to know is : Is triple penetration possible without any of the dude sharing a hole?
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Valmy on January 23, 2012, 10:20:22 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 23, 2012, 09:59:14 AM
So would I.  Of course, I wouldn't want to actually be in it.  Producer, director, camera man, guy who holds the boom mike are good enough for me.

Um if they are giving you a million dollars you are going to be the main event :P

Dallas does Raz.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: 11B4V on January 23, 2012, 10:31:12 AM
She's got that dirty girl look. I'd put money that she does at least one porn.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Razgovory on January 23, 2012, 11:04:22 AM
Quote from: Valmy on January 23, 2012, 10:20:22 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 23, 2012, 09:59:14 AM
So would I.  Of course, I wouldn't want to actually be in it.  Producer, director, camera man, guy who holds the boom mike are good enough for me.

Um if they are giving you a million dollars you are going to be the main event :P

Dallas does Raz.

Nobody is going to pay me a million dollars get naked.  Is seriously doubt someone is going to pay me a million dollars to do anything.  Since the idea is complete fantasy, I choose to believe I am hired as "Creative Director" or "Art Consultant".
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Valmy on January 23, 2012, 11:11:20 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 23, 2012, 11:04:22 AM
Nobody is going to pay me a million dollars get naked.  Is seriously doubt someone is going to pay me a million dollars to do anything.  Since the idea is complete fantasy, I choose to believe I am hired as "Creative Director" or "Art Consultant".

I think you are missing the whole point of the fantasy: what would we do in her shoes.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Razgovory on January 23, 2012, 11:13:24 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on January 23, 2012, 10:31:12 AM
She's got that dirty girl look. I'd put money that she does at least one porn.

I think she just looks dirty.  Look what she did to that chair.  Also don't care for the "Raccoon Eyes", thing.  I thought we were over that by now.  Hasn't anyone figured out a way to apply eyeliner without a cannon?
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Razgovory on January 23, 2012, 11:15:49 AM
Quote from: Valmy on January 23, 2012, 11:11:20 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 23, 2012, 11:04:22 AM
Nobody is going to pay me a million dollars get naked.  Is seriously doubt someone is going to pay me a million dollars to do anything.  Since the idea is complete fantasy, I choose to believe I am hired as "Creative Director" or "Art Consultant".

I think you are missing the whole point of the fantasy: what would we do in her shoes.

If I had an extra orifice I would probe it for science.  I would call it a "Wazoo", since apparently it's a part of the body where stuff comes from and has yet to be identified by mainstream anatomy.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Siege on January 24, 2012, 07:53:04 PM
I would never do it. Not even for a billion dollars.
There are things more precious than money.

There are dreams that cannot be bought with money, and such dreams would never become true if I made a porn.

Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Ideologue on January 25, 2012, 12:15:44 AM
I can think of at least one dream that would come true if I were in a pornographic production that was sufficiently bankrolled to pay me $1 million.
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Post by: Razgovory on January 25, 2012, 01:40:49 PM
Quote from: Siege on January 24, 2012, 07:53:04 PM
I would never do it. Not even for a billion dollars.
There are things more precious than money.

There are dreams that cannot be bought with money, and such dreams would never become true if I made a porn.

A billion dollars?   Well that might be different.  I'd use 10 million of that to hire you to hunt and kill everyone associated with the production (except me).  Also I'd hire a lawyer to defend you in court for killing those people.
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Post by: Josephus on January 25, 2012, 03:18:13 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 25, 2012, 12:15:44 AM
I can think of at least one dream that would come true if I were in a pornographic production that was sufficiently bankrolled to pay me $1 million.

You'd lose your virginity?
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Ideologue on January 25, 2012, 04:07:07 PM
Quote from: Josephus on January 25, 2012, 03:18:13 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 25, 2012, 12:15:44 AM
I can think of at least one dream that would come true if I were in a pornographic production that was sufficiently bankrolled to pay me $1 million.

You'd lose your virginity?

I presume I'd get to fuck Sasha Grey, or an equivalent talent (or both).  If that wasn't the original plan, you can make the necessary arrangements out of my fee.
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Post by: Ed Anger on January 25, 2012, 04:10:18 PM
Ick, porn "stars".

Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: derspiess on January 25, 2012, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 25, 2012, 04:10:18 PM
Ick, porn "stars".



Probably more accurate than porn "actresses".  That one always gave me a laugh.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: katmai on January 25, 2012, 05:35:49 PM
What they are acting like they are having orgasms!
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Post by: Josephus on January 25, 2012, 06:34:07 PM
Din't I read somewhere that Sasha Grey quit the biz? Maybe I'm wrong.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Ideologue on January 25, 2012, 06:54:05 PM
Quote from: Josephus on January 25, 2012, 06:34:07 PM
Din't I read somewhere that Sasha Grey quit the biz? Maybe I'm wrong.

She did, yeah.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Neil on January 25, 2012, 08:06:45 PM
Quote from: Siege on January 24, 2012, 07:53:04 PM
I would never do it. Not even for a billion dollars.
There are things more precious than money.
Like those things you took away from those Palestinian kids.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Tonitrus on January 26, 2012, 01:00:20 AM
Quote from: derspiess on January 25, 2012, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 25, 2012, 04:10:18 PM
Ick, porn "stars".



Probably more accurate than porn "actresses".  That one always gave me a laugh.

Sell yourself for sex in private = prostitute.
Sell yourself for sex on video = porn star.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Syt on January 26, 2012, 01:26:06 AM
Quote from: derspiess on January 25, 2012, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 25, 2012, 04:10:18 PM
Ick, porn "stars".



Probably more accurate than porn "actresses".  That one always gave me a laugh.

I prefer the term "performer".
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Razgovory on January 26, 2012, 08:40:21 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on January 26, 2012, 01:00:20 AM
Quote from: derspiess on January 25, 2012, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 25, 2012, 04:10:18 PM
Ick, porn "stars".



Probably more accurate than porn "actresses".  That one always gave me a laugh.

Sell yourself for sex in private = prostitute.
Sell yourself for sex on video = porn star.

Sell yourself at all = employee
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: The Brain on January 26, 2012, 09:53:33 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 25, 2012, 06:34:07 PM
Din't I read somewhere that Sasha Grey quit the biz? Maybe I'm wrong.

The filthy whore.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Monoriu on January 26, 2012, 10:27:32 AM
I certainly don't want to watch this porn movie, assuming that it is made  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: DontSayBanana on January 26, 2012, 12:05:29 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 23, 2012, 11:13:24 AM
I think she just looks dirty.  Look what she did to that chair.  Also don't care for the "Raccoon Eyes", thing.  I thought we were over that by now.  Hasn't anyone figured out a way to apply eyeliner without a cannon?

Sharp knees, Raz?
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: sbr on January 26, 2012, 12:09:25 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on January 26, 2012, 10:27:32 AM
I certainly don't want to watch this porn movie, assuming that it is made  :ph34r:

Which one, the one with Ide, the one with Raz, or the one with the chick with 2 hoohaas?
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Ed Anger on January 26, 2012, 12:53:44 PM
Quote from: sbr on January 26, 2012, 12:09:25 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on January 26, 2012, 10:27:32 AM
I certainly don't want to watch this porn movie, assuming that it is made  :ph34r:

Which one, the one with Ide, the one with Raz, or the one with the chick with 2 hoohaas?

Any of them.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FsKmNd.gif&hash=952cfd1e46d1239d4a716f5584c369621bde9c2c)
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Malthus on January 26, 2012, 12:55:27 PM
Quote from: sbr on January 26, 2012, 12:09:25 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on January 26, 2012, 10:27:32 AM
I certainly don't want to watch this porn movie, assuming that it is made  :ph34r:

Which one, the one with Ide, the one with Raz, or the one with the chick with 2 hoohaas?

Those are all different movies?  ;)
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Josephus on January 26, 2012, 02:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Brain on January 26, 2012, 09:53:33 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 25, 2012, 06:34:07 PM
Din't I read somewhere that Sasha Grey quit the biz? Maybe I'm wrong.

The filthy whore.

Although I thought she was "acting" in the new Star Wars porn parody.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Ideologue on January 26, 2012, 03:01:53 PM
Quote from: Josephus on January 26, 2012, 02:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Brain on January 26, 2012, 09:53:33 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 25, 2012, 06:34:07 PM
Din't I read somewhere that Sasha Grey quit the biz? Maybe I'm wrong.

The filthy whore.

Although I thought she was "acting" in the new Star Wars porn parody.

She acted in The Girlfriend Experience.  She's not great, but that shit is not her fault, it's "WTF Soderbergh, Solaris to this shit?"  Because what you really want when you rent a movie called The Girlfriend Experience starring Sasha Grey and directed by a director known for good movies about sex and emotions and so forth is a fucking movie with a non-linear narrative that's impossible to follow because every line is said in a whisper, and the dialogue that is audible is largely concerned with clueless morons complaining about the economy.  And YES I GET IT THE PROSTITUTE STILL MAKES BANK DURING THE GREAT RECESSION HOW PROFOUND.

Also, I think she plays herself on some TV show, too.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: The Larch on January 26, 2012, 04:09:18 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 26, 2012, 03:01:53 PM
Quote from: Josephus on January 26, 2012, 02:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Brain on January 26, 2012, 09:53:33 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 25, 2012, 06:34:07 PM
Din't I read somewhere that Sasha Grey quit the biz? Maybe I'm wrong.

The filthy whore.

Although I thought she was "acting" in the new Star Wars porn parody.

She acted in The Girlfriend Experience.  She's not great, but that shit is not her fault, it's "WTF Soderbergh, Solaris to this shit?"  Because what you really want when you rent a movie called The Girlfriend Experience starring Sasha Grey and directed by a director known for good movies about sex and emotions and so forth is a fucking movie with a non-linear narrative that's impossible to follow because every line is said in a whisper, and the dialogue that is audible is largely concerned with clueless morons complaining about the economy.  And YES I GET IT THE PROSTITUTE STILL MAKES BANK DURING THE GREAT RECESSION HOW PROFOUND.

Also, I think she plays herself on some TV show, too.

She played a fictionalized version of herself in Entourage.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: HVC on January 26, 2012, 04:17:40 PM
Fictionalized Sasha Grey was annoying.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Razgovory on January 26, 2012, 05:11:10 PM
Fictionalized Raz was actually quite charming.  Admittedly he was very heavily fictionalized.
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Siege on January 26, 2012, 09:05:23 PM
Quote from: Josephus on January 26, 2012, 02:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Brain on January 26, 2012, 09:53:33 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 25, 2012, 06:34:07 PM
Din't I read somewhere that Sasha Grey quit the biz? Maybe I'm wrong.

The filthy whore.

Although I thought she was "acting" in the new Star Wars porn parody.

The what?
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Razgovory on January 26, 2012, 09:15:58 PM
Siege, you'd kill people for me for 10 mil wouldn't you?
Title: Re: Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!
Post by: Siege on January 26, 2012, 10:13:57 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 26, 2012, 09:15:58 PM
Siege, you'd kill people for me for 10 mil wouldn't you?

Nope.

Now, if you were a muslim...