Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!

Started by HVC, January 20, 2012, 01:43:54 PM

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Ideologue

Kinemalogue
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Neil

Quote from: Siege on January 24, 2012, 07:53:04 PM
I would never do it. Not even for a billion dollars.
There are things more precious than money.
Like those things you took away from those Palestinian kids.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Tonitrus

Quote from: derspiess on January 25, 2012, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 25, 2012, 04:10:18 PM
Ick, porn "stars".



Probably more accurate than porn "actresses".  That one always gave me a laugh.

Sell yourself for sex in private = prostitute.
Sell yourself for sex on video = porn star.

Syt

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Razgovory

Quote from: Tonitrus on January 26, 2012, 01:00:20 AM
Quote from: derspiess on January 25, 2012, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 25, 2012, 04:10:18 PM
Ick, porn "stars".



Probably more accurate than porn "actresses".  That one always gave me a laugh.

Sell yourself for sex in private = prostitute.
Sell yourself for sex on video = porn star.

Sell yourself at all = employee
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Monoriu

I certainly don't want to watch this porn movie, assuming that it is made  :ph34r:

DontSayBanana

Quote from: Razgovory on January 23, 2012, 11:13:24 AM
I think she just looks dirty.  Look what she did to that chair.  Also don't care for the "Raccoon Eyes", thing.  I thought we were over that by now.  Hasn't anyone figured out a way to apply eyeliner without a cannon?

Sharp knees, Raz?
Experience bij!

sbr

Quote from: Monoriu on January 26, 2012, 10:27:32 AM
I certainly don't want to watch this porn movie, assuming that it is made  :ph34r:

Which one, the one with Ide, the one with Raz, or the one with the chick with 2 hoohaas?

Ed Anger

Quote from: sbr on January 26, 2012, 12:09:25 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on January 26, 2012, 10:27:32 AM
I certainly don't want to watch this porn movie, assuming that it is made  :ph34r:

Which one, the one with Ide, the one with Raz, or the one with the chick with 2 hoohaas?

Any of them.

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Malthus

Quote from: sbr on January 26, 2012, 12:09:25 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on January 26, 2012, 10:27:32 AM
I certainly don't want to watch this porn movie, assuming that it is made  :ph34r:

Which one, the one with Ide, the one with Raz, or the one with the chick with 2 hoohaas?

Those are all different movies?  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Josephus

Quote from: The Brain on January 26, 2012, 09:53:33 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 25, 2012, 06:34:07 PM
Din't I read somewhere that Sasha Grey quit the biz? Maybe I'm wrong.

The filthy whore.

Although I thought she was "acting" in the new Star Wars porn parody.
Civis Romanus Sum

"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Ideologue

Quote from: Josephus on January 26, 2012, 02:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Brain on January 26, 2012, 09:53:33 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 25, 2012, 06:34:07 PM
Din't I read somewhere that Sasha Grey quit the biz? Maybe I'm wrong.

The filthy whore.

Although I thought she was "acting" in the new Star Wars porn parody.

She acted in The Girlfriend Experience.  She's not great, but that shit is not her fault, it's "WTF Soderbergh, Solaris to this shit?"  Because what you really want when you rent a movie called The Girlfriend Experience starring Sasha Grey and directed by a director known for good movies about sex and emotions and so forth is a fucking movie with a non-linear narrative that's impossible to follow because every line is said in a whisper, and the dialogue that is audible is largely concerned with clueless morons complaining about the economy.  And YES I GET IT THE PROSTITUTE STILL MAKES BANK DURING THE GREAT RECESSION HOW PROFOUND.

Also, I think she plays herself on some TV show, too.
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The Larch

Quote from: Ideologue on January 26, 2012, 03:01:53 PM
Quote from: Josephus on January 26, 2012, 02:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Brain on January 26, 2012, 09:53:33 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 25, 2012, 06:34:07 PM
Din't I read somewhere that Sasha Grey quit the biz? Maybe I'm wrong.

The filthy whore.

Although I thought she was "acting" in the new Star Wars porn parody.

She acted in The Girlfriend Experience.  She's not great, but that shit is not her fault, it's "WTF Soderbergh, Solaris to this shit?"  Because what you really want when you rent a movie called The Girlfriend Experience starring Sasha Grey and directed by a director known for good movies about sex and emotions and so forth is a fucking movie with a non-linear narrative that's impossible to follow because every line is said in a whisper, and the dialogue that is audible is largely concerned with clueless morons complaining about the economy.  And YES I GET IT THE PROSTITUTE STILL MAKES BANK DURING THE GREAT RECESSION HOW PROFOUND.

Also, I think she plays herself on some TV show, too.

She played a fictionalized version of herself in Entourage.

HVC

Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.