Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!

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Valmy

#45
January 23, 2012, 10:20:22 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 23, 2012, 09:59:14 AM
So would I.  Of course, I wouldn't want to actually be in it.  Producer, director, camera man, guy who holds the boom mike are good enough for me.

Um if they are giving you a million dollars you are going to be the main event :P

Dallas does Raz.
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11B4V

#46
January 23, 2012, 10:31:12 AM
She's got that dirty girl look. I'd put money that she does at least one porn.
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Razgovory

#47
January 23, 2012, 11:04:22 AM
Quote from: Valmy on January 23, 2012, 10:20:22 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 23, 2012, 09:59:14 AM
So would I.  Of course, I wouldn't want to actually be in it.  Producer, director, camera man, guy who holds the boom mike are good enough for me.

Um if they are giving you a million dollars you are going to be the main event :P

Dallas does Raz.

Nobody is going to pay me a million dollars get naked.  Is seriously doubt someone is going to pay me a million dollars to do anything.  Since the idea is complete fantasy, I choose to believe I am hired as "Creative Director" or "Art Consultant".
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Valmy

#48
January 23, 2012, 11:11:20 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 23, 2012, 11:04:22 AM
Nobody is going to pay me a million dollars get naked.  Is seriously doubt someone is going to pay me a million dollars to do anything.  Since the idea is complete fantasy, I choose to believe I am hired as "Creative Director" or "Art Consultant".

I think you are missing the whole point of the fantasy: what would we do in her shoes.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Razgovory

#49
January 23, 2012, 11:13:24 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on January 23, 2012, 10:31:12 AM
She's got that dirty girl look. I'd put money that she does at least one porn.

I think she just looks dirty.  Look what she did to that chair.  Also don't care for the "Raccoon Eyes", thing.  I thought we were over that by now.  Hasn't anyone figured out a way to apply eyeliner without a cannon?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Razgovory

#50
January 23, 2012, 11:15:49 AM
Quote from: Valmy on January 23, 2012, 11:11:20 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 23, 2012, 11:04:22 AM
Nobody is going to pay me a million dollars get naked.  Is seriously doubt someone is going to pay me a million dollars to do anything.  Since the idea is complete fantasy, I choose to believe I am hired as "Creative Director" or "Art Consultant".

I think you are missing the whole point of the fantasy: what would we do in her shoes.

If I had an extra orifice I would probe it for science.  I would call it a "Wazoo", since apparently it's a part of the body where stuff comes from and has yet to be identified by mainstream anatomy.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Siege

#51
January 24, 2012, 07:53:04 PM
I would never do it. Not even for a billion dollars.
There are things more precious than money.

There are dreams that cannot be bought with money, and such dreams would never become true if I made a porn.



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Ideologue

#52
January 25, 2012, 12:15:44 AM
I can think of at least one dream that would come true if I were in a pornographic production that was sufficiently bankrolled to pay me $1 million.
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Razgovory

#53
January 25, 2012, 01:40:49 PM
Quote from: Siege on January 24, 2012, 07:53:04 PM
I would never do it. Not even for a billion dollars.
There are things more precious than money.

There are dreams that cannot be bought with money, and such dreams would never become true if I made a porn.

A billion dollars?   Well that might be different.  I'd use 10 million of that to hire you to hunt and kill everyone associated with the production (except me).  Also I'd hire a lawyer to defend you in court for killing those people.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Josephus

#54
January 25, 2012, 03:18:13 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 25, 2012, 12:15:44 AM
I can think of at least one dream that would come true if I were in a pornographic production that was sufficiently bankrolled to pay me $1 million.

You'd lose your virginity?
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Ideologue

#55
January 25, 2012, 04:07:07 PM
Quote from: Josephus on January 25, 2012, 03:18:13 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 25, 2012, 12:15:44 AM
I can think of at least one dream that would come true if I were in a pornographic production that was sufficiently bankrolled to pay me $1 million.

You'd lose your virginity?

I presume I'd get to fuck Sasha Grey, or an equivalent talent (or both).  If that wasn't the original plan, you can make the necessary arrangements out of my fee.
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Ed Anger

#56
January 25, 2012, 04:10:18 PM
Ick, porn "stars".

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derspiess

#57
January 25, 2012, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 25, 2012, 04:10:18 PM
Ick, porn "stars".



Probably more accurate than porn "actresses".  That one always gave me a laugh.
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katmai

#58
January 25, 2012, 05:35:49 PM
What they are acting like they are having orgasms!
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Josephus

#59
January 25, 2012, 06:34:07 PM
Din't I read somewhere that Sasha Grey quit the biz? Maybe I'm wrong.
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