Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!

Started by HVC, January 20, 2012, 01:43:54 PM

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11B4V

#15
January 20, 2012, 06:53:51 PM
Quote from: HVC on January 20, 2012, 01:43:54 PM
Personally i don't think i'd go on tv and discuss my deformed genitalia. But to each his own.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2012/01/20/19271876.html

QuoteA British woman who revealed she has two vaginas was reportedly offered $1 million to make a porno film.
Hazel Jones, 27, appeared on ITV's This Morning earlier in the week to discuss her rare condition, called uterus didlphys. She has two uteruses and two fully formed vaginas, an oddity she first noticed when she got her period - two of them - at age 14.
She told the show's hosts her first serious boyfriend said there was something "different" about her, so she went to the hospital and that's when she was diagnosed.
And different appears to be just what the porn industry is looking for.
The head of L.A.-based Vivid Entertainment, Steve Hirsch, promptly wrote the pretty blond and offered her $1 million to star in one of his skin-flicks, according to TMZ.
While Jones hasn't responded, said the U.K. Daily Mail, she did tell the morning show she hadn't previously received any offers like that and would "never consider doing it in a millions years."

Uterus didelphys occurs when the septum that divides the uterus in development fails to break down and allow the two halves to fuse into one, explained an expert on ITV.
The condition affects one in one million women.

Use what you got. $$$$$
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Ideologue

#17
January 20, 2012, 07:08:17 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 20, 2012, 06:56:09 PM
This is how you quench a boner Gups.

I wonder if you have to get a special, half-sized speculum.
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Neil

#19
January 20, 2012, 07:42:06 PM
QuoteThe blonde 27-year-old from High Wycombe has the million-in-one condition uterus didelphys, which means she has two separate uteruses and cervixes as well.
Is it two, or is it a million?
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Ideologue

#20
January 20, 2012, 08:03:01 PM
Quote from: Neil on January 20, 2012, 07:42:06 PM
QuoteThe blonde 27-year-old from High Wycombe has the million-in-one condition uterus didelphys, which means she has two separate uteruses and cervixes as well.
Is it two, or is it a million?

I just contemplated the lotus.  Whoa.
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Caliga

#21
January 20, 2012, 08:58:13 PM
hee, I saw that clip a couple of days ago.  For some reason both the girl and the interviewers sounded like Aussies to me. :blush:
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The Larch

#22
January 20, 2012, 09:14:23 PM
Ide, are you a frustrated gynecologist or do you just feel an irrrepressible urge to name-drop anatomical terms about girlie parts here and there to spice up your posts?

Caliga

#23
January 20, 2012, 10:36:29 PM
Quote from: The Larch on January 20, 2012, 09:14:23 PM
Ide, are you a frustrated gynecologist or do you just feel an irrrepressible urge to name-drop anatomical terms about girlie parts here and there to spice up your posts?
He's a bit pretentious... big words are his bread and butter. :)
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Admiral Yi

#24
January 20, 2012, 10:37:34 PM
He sounds much more impressive when he uses the big science words than when he uses the big lawyer words.

Ideologue

#25
January 21, 2012, 12:56:04 AM Last Edit: January 21, 2012, 01:14:57 AM by Ideologue
Quote from: The Larch on January 20, 2012, 09:14:23 PM
Ide, are you a frustrated gynecologist or do you just feel an irrrepressible urge to name-drop anatomical terms about girlie parts here and there to spice up your posts?

Oh, I'm really fucking sorry, is there a colloquial name for cervix that I'm not aware of?  Some interesting Spanish slang?

Goddamned anti-intellectual Europeans!
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DontSayBanana

#26
January 22, 2012, 12:17:07 PM
She turned down the offer, BTW.  Guess she wasn't that shameless about it, after all.
Experience bij!

Caliga

#27
January 22, 2012, 12:32:15 PM
For some reason I was disappointed when Octomom turned that offer down. :blush:
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Viking

#28
January 22, 2012, 12:35:24 PM
This thread needs pics....

this one is 27, blonde and has two vaginas...



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#29
January 22, 2012, 12:42:40 PM
If they put her through one of those celebrity fat camps and whipped her into porn star shape she might not be so bad to look upon.
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