Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!

Started by HVC, January 20, 2012, 01:43:54 PM

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DontSayBanana

#30
January 22, 2012, 02:24:25 PM
Quote from: Jaron on January 22, 2012, 12:42:40 PM
If they put her through one of those celebrity fat campsa couple months of meth and whipped her into porn star shape she might not be so bad to look upon.

FYPFY. :P
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Ideologue

#31
January 22, 2012, 02:56:53 PM
She just needs to try the Ide Diet.
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sbr

#32
January 22, 2012, 08:46:43 PM
She's not bad in this pic

11B4V

#33
January 23, 2012, 12:09:24 AM
Nuttin wrong with her. She's doable.
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Josquius

#35
January 23, 2012, 03:11:21 AM
Quote from: sbr on January 22, 2012, 08:46:43 PM
She's not bad in this pic



...before hand I was thinking this was quite a quandry that she would turn down porn.
But...to read that and look at the picture....she does seem to be heading down that road anyway so surprising she wouldn't.
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Admiral Yi

#36
January 23, 2012, 05:25:02 AM
What's all that black smooge on the back of her chair?

11B4V

#37
January 23, 2012, 06:58:58 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 23, 2012, 05:25:02 AM
What's all that black smooge on the back of her chair?

Skid marks.... :huh:
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Richard Hakluyt

#38
January 23, 2012, 07:15:03 AM
Looks like she is going for her 15 minutes........

11B4V

#39
January 23, 2012, 08:18:12 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on January 23, 2012, 07:15:03 AM
Looks like she is going for her 15 minutes........

She's already got a good porn name...Hazel Jones.





:perv:
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Camerus

#40
January 23, 2012, 09:41:57 AM
I'd make a porn film for $1 million.  Just sayin'.

Valmy

#41
January 23, 2012, 09:51:50 AM
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on January 23, 2012, 09:41:57 AM
I'd make a porn film for $1 million.  Just sayin'.

Yep me to. 
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Razgovory

#42
January 23, 2012, 09:59:14 AM
So would I.  Of course, I wouldn't want to actually be in it.  Producer, director, camera man, guy who holds the boom mike are good enough for me.
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11B4V

#43
January 23, 2012, 10:13:11 AM
Quote from: Tyr on January 23, 2012, 03:11:21 AM
Quote from: sbr on January 22, 2012, 08:46:43 PM
She's not bad in this pic



...before hand I was thinking this was quite a quandry that she would turn down porn.
But...to read that and look at the picture....she does seem to be heading down that road anyway so surprising she wouldn't.

Not that the dildos would give any indication of her supposed career direction.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Grey Fox

#44
January 23, 2012, 10:19:08 AM
All I want to know is : Is triple penetration possible without any of the dude sharing a hole?
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