Young, blond, and have an extra orifice? Then you too can be a millionaire!

Started by HVC, January 20, 2012, 01:43:54 PM

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HVC

Personally i don't think i'd go on tv and discuss my deformed genitalia. But to each his own.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2012/01/20/19271876.html

QuoteA British woman who revealed she has two vaginas was reportedly offered $1 million to make a porno film.
Hazel Jones, 27, appeared on ITV's This Morning earlier in the week to discuss her rare condition, called uterus didlphys. She has two uteruses and two fully formed vaginas, an oddity she first noticed when she got her period - two of them - at age 14.
She told the show's hosts her first serious boyfriend said there was something "different" about her, so she went to the hospital and that's when she was diagnosed.
And different appears to be just what the porn industry is looking for.
The head of L.A.-based Vivid Entertainment, Steve Hirsch, promptly wrote the pretty blond and offered her $1 million to star in one of his skin-flicks, according to TMZ.
While Jones hasn't responded, said the U.K. Daily Mail, she did tell the morning show she hadn't previously received any offers like that and would "never consider doing it in a millions years."

Uterus didelphys occurs when the septum that divides the uterus in development fails to break down and allow the two halves to fuse into one, explained an expert on ITV.
The condition affects one in one million women.
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Josephus

I'd have noticed if I had two vaginas before i got my period...just saying.
Mind, I'd have noticed if I had one.
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Valmy

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HVC

Quote from: Josephus on January 20, 2012, 01:50:37 PM
I'd have noticed if I had two vaginas before i got my period...just saying.
Mind, I'd have noticed if I had one.
well she could have assumed everyone else did. so really she was *this* close to growing up to be a disappointed lesbian.
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Hubris must be punished. Severely.

HVC

Quote from: Razgovory on January 20, 2012, 01:50:14 PM
What's wrong with your genitalia?
I keep trying to tell everyone it's western but no one will listen to me. Gives me a complex.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

HVC

Quote from: Valmy on January 20, 2012, 01:51:54 PM
You would think her parents would have noticed that early on.
i'm guessing her vulva is fine. could you tell from normal day to day changing and stuff? although you'd think the doctors/nurses at her birth would catch on would know
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Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Valmy

Quote from: HVC on January 20, 2012, 01:54:39 PM
i'm guessing her vulva is fine. could you tell from normal day to day changing and stuff? although you'd think the doctors/nurses at her birth would catch on would know

You have to wipe the vulva with each changing I would think you might notice there being two vaginas in there.  And if you cannot then there would be nothing visibly different right?  Then why would the porn industry care?

Granted I have never seen anybody with two vaginas before so I do not know what that would look like.
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derspiess

Quote from: Valmy on January 20, 2012, 01:57:28 PM
You have to wipe the vulva with each changing I would think you might notice there being two vaginas in there.  And if you cannot then there would be nothing visibly different right? 

If you're like me, you do your best not to look too closely while you're doing it.  Still creeps me out after 9 months.
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Ideologue

Quote from: Valmy on January 20, 2012, 01:57:28 PM
Quote from: HVC on January 20, 2012, 01:54:39 PM
i'm guessing her vulva is fine. could you tell from normal day to day changing and stuff? although you'd think the doctors/nurses at her birth would catch on would know

You have to wipe the vulva with each changing I would think you might notice there being two vaginas in there.  And if you cannot then there would be nothing visibly different right?  Then why would the porn industry care?

Granted I have never seen anybody with two vaginas before so I do not know what that would look like.

My guess is that you'd have to really invasively check to be sure.

According to Wiki, uterus didelphys has a 0.1%-0.5% occurrence.  Which is a shockingly huge number, really, and one I'm suspicious of.
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Richard Hakluyt

I read an article about this, with medical diagrams, in the Daily Mail. There is just the one vagina, so nothing for the porn industry to get excited about, the doubling of feminine bits occurs a bit further up :

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2085255/Hazel-Jones-I-lost-virginity-twice-I-TWO-vaginas.html

So Ide was right. Her boyfriends must have noticed but it was the long-term one who told her.

mongers

So to all intents, though not necessarily purposes, she doesn't have an extra orifice ?  :hmm:


edit:
If shes genuinely not interesting in the 1 million bucks or 10 seconds of fame, why go on telly to talk about this, she'll only open herself up to ridicule by some offensive types she'll encounter ?
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Ideologue

Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on January 20, 2012, 04:10:33 PM
I read an article about this, with medical diagrams, in the Daily Mail. There is just the one vagina, so nothing for the porn industry to get excited about, the doubling of feminine bits occurs a bit further up :

Well, it sez she has two vaginas--it's evidently a case of didelphys where the separated mullerian ducts fully developed into separate reproductive systems.

I think this is rare and the Wiki-asserted 1 in 200 births thing refers to all mullerian duct anomalies (the uni/bicorn-uni/bicollis ones as well, which are somewhat different from didelphys and do not, as a rule, involve two vaginas).

So she could conceivably do a double pussy penetration, but so can a lot of one-vagina'd women--my question at this point is how accomodating each is.  She mentions sex being uncomfortable early on, and I suspect space constraints may have something to do with that.  It's something to play up in the marketing.

Of course, in a classical vaginal-anal DP you glove the movement of the other penis in the rectovaginal fascia, which makes it not gay; perhaps that's where Vivid is going with this. :P

I doubt it looks especially cool with only one vulva, I agree with you on that count.  When I said you'd have to invasively test, I meant I think you'd have to do some stuff that in a non-medical context would be pretty weird and get brought up in recovered memory sessions.

Anyway, did you know marsupials have two vaginas?  I bet Brain did.  I think her porno should be called Playin Possum.
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derspiess

Quote from: mongers on January 20, 2012, 04:38:15 PM
So to all intents, though not necessarily purposes, she doesn't have an extra orifice ?  :hmm:


edit:
If shes genuinely not interesting in the 1 million bucks or 10 seconds of fame, why go on telly to talk about this, she'll only open herself up to ridicule by some offensive types she'll encounter ?

Another thing that puzzled me in RH's article is that she likes to use her downstairs mix-up as an icebreaker at parties & has no problem letting people look at it, as long as they're women.  Based on her quote at the end of the first article I expected her to be a bit more private about her privates.
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Ideologue

I'd like the sexist bint to take a picture for the people who strange women at cocktail parties, because there's like only one image on google.  Hardly a representative sample. :(  The septum is way thicker than I expected.  If hers is like that, yeah, I imagine her yearly (semi-annual? -_- ) cervical exam's a real treat.
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