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Title: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 04:44:40 AM
I just don't get how people get these stupid ideas and think they can actually work.

http://www.themorningbulletin.com.au/story/2009/12/23/dad-accused-of-forcing-son-14-into-sex-with-hooker/
QuoteFather 'forced son into sex with hooker'

Kieran Campbell | 23rd December 2009

A ROCKHAMPTON dad is accused of forcing his son to have sex with a prostitute because he feared the 14-year-old was gay.

During a family barbecue around Christmas time in 2007, the dad allegedly phoned a prostitute and arranged to meet her at a motel on Yaamba Road, North Rockhampton.

The father drove his son to the motel and paid the prostitute in $50 notes.

The prostitute took the boy into a motel room while the father waited on a balcony.

The dad walked in and out of the room to check on his son and told him he wanted to see a used condom as proof that they'd had sex. After the boy and the prostitute had finished the dad took his son home.

A magistrate yesterday found there was enough evidence against the father for him to stand trial for the rape of his son.

Giving evidence during the committal hearing in Rockhampton Magistrates Court, the boy's mother testified she questioned the youngster about where his father had taken him.

"First (he) didn't want to say anything to me. Then he told me his father took him to a motel room and there was a prostitute there," the mother said.

"He wouldn't talk, he just started crying."

Police first became aware of the alleged rape when the father phoned the Child Protection Investigation Unit on May 5, 2008.

Detective Sergeant Christine Knapp answered the phone call, during which the father allegedly accused police of not acting on suspicions that his 14-year-old son was "abusing" his younger brother.

The dad allegedly told police he had "tried to sort it out himself by taking (his son) to a prostitute".

Sergeant Knapp said she warned the father over the phone before driving to the family's home and speaking with the mother and child.

The prostitute alleged to have had sex with the teenager has never been located.

Sergeant Knapp said she tracked the father's mobile phone calls to trace the prostitute's number, but without knowing a date of the alleged offence she could not track the woman down.

The prostitute was described to police as being about 28-years-old, tall and skinny with tanned skin and dark, long hair.

Sergeant Knapp said the teenage boy appeared to be quite embarrassed when he was asked by police about the rape.

A date will be set in the new year for the matters to be heard in a higher court.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Martinus on December 25, 2009, 06:39:10 AM
Hey, Tim, how come this is a "stupid idea someone thought it could work" and not "ABSOLTULY APEALING!11" like your usual reaction to situations like this? How can you brush off rape of a minor by a homophobic son of a bitch so easily? Or are you saying that the father's only fault was that he chose a method that doesn't work but he was right to try and force his son to be straight?

You make me sick, you retarded cancer-ridden scumbag.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 25, 2009, 06:41:00 AM
Maybe if Marty's parents hadn't forced him to eat so much tuna as a child, he'd be less shrill.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 06:57:04 AM
What the hell? Totally didn't expect that reaction this time.

Of course it's bad Marty, but the stupidity of the man stuck out to me more. Especially since he's the one who mentioned what he did to the authorities of his own free will, not expecting to get into trouble.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on December 25, 2009, 07:12:32 AM
People are morans. Film when the big hand points at the 12 and the little hand points at the 11.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Neil on December 25, 2009, 07:15:01 AM
Hey, not wanting your children to turn out gay is a legitimate concern.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Martinus on December 25, 2009, 07:17:43 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 06:57:04 AM
What the hell? Totally didn't expect that reaction this time.

Of course it's bad Marty, but the stupidity of the man stuck out to me more. Especially since he's the one who mentioned what he did to the authorities of his own free will, not expecting to get into trouble.

If the guy instead had his son anally raped by a male prostitute to the point the kid was crying, would "stupidity of the man stuck out to you more" too?
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 07:20:45 AM
If he brought it up casually in a conversation with authorities? Hell yeah.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Neil on December 25, 2009, 07:29:54 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 25, 2009, 07:17:43 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 06:57:04 AM
What the hell? Totally didn't expect that reaction this time.

Of course it's bad Marty, but the stupidity of the man stuck out to me more. Especially since he's the one who mentioned what he did to the authorities of his own free will, not expecting to get into trouble.
If the guy instead had his son anally raped by a male prostitute to the point the kid was crying, would "stupidity of the man stuck out to you more" too?
That would be gay.  What purpose would that serve?
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Razgovory on December 25, 2009, 08:29:41 AM
I applaud Tim.  This thread delivers.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Sheilbh on December 25, 2009, 08:58:33 AM
I'm with Marti :)
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: katmai on December 25, 2009, 09:01:02 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on December 25, 2009, 08:58:33 AM
I'm with Marti :)

Never a good thing Shel. :console:
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 09:05:24 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on December 25, 2009, 08:58:33 AM
I'm with Marti :)
Really? I thought it was one of his most over the top responses yet. I seriously didn't expect anything like it, just a rant against the guy in question.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Martinus on December 25, 2009, 09:14:24 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 07:20:45 AM
If he brought it up casually in a conversation with authorities? Hell yeah.

You said in your post about "stupid ideas" and him thinking "it would work". Surely you did not mean him admitting having done so to the cops because I can't see what would it "working" would have to do with anything. Now you are backtracking.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 09:26:47 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 25, 2009, 09:14:24 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 07:20:45 AM
If he brought it up casually in a conversation with authorities? Hell yeah.

You said in your post about "stupid ideas" and him thinking "it would work". Surely you did not mean him admitting having done so to the cops because I can't see what would it "working" would have to do with anything. Now you are backtracking.
The whole story is tale of stupidity from start to finish, I'm not backtracking on anything.

You never gave the father in your hypothetical a reason for the crime. To turn him gay? If so I definitely would have centered my comment on his stupidity.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Martinus on December 25, 2009, 09:28:24 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 09:26:47 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 25, 2009, 09:14:24 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 07:20:45 AM
If he brought it up casually in a conversation with authorities? Hell yeah.

You said in your post about "stupid ideas" and him thinking "it would work". Surely you did not mean him admitting having done so to the cops because I can't see what would it "working" would have to do with anything. Now you are backtracking.
The whole story is tale of stupidity from start to finish, I'm not backtracking on anything.

You never gave the father in your hypothetical a reason for the crime. To turn him gay? If so I definitely would have centered my comment on his stupidity.

That is my point, you retard. Your comment about how stupid the father was that he thought his "method" would "work" - not about the outrage about a child rape by a homophobic moron.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Tamas on December 25, 2009, 09:36:48 AM
I can't believe that Marty can still surprise me after all these years  :lol:
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: The Brain on December 25, 2009, 09:39:19 AM
Mart, I hate to break it to you but it's the stupidity that stands out, not the crime. Much like in this thread.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 09:43:02 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 25, 2009, 09:28:24 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 09:26:47 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 25, 2009, 09:14:24 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 07:20:45 AM
If he brought it up casually in a conversation with authorities? Hell yeah.

You said in your post about "stupid ideas" and him thinking "it would work". Surely you did not mean him admitting having done so to the cops because I can't see what would it "working" would have to do with anything. Now you are backtracking.
The whole story is tale of stupidity from start to finish, I'm not backtracking on anything.

You never gave the father in your hypothetical a reason for the crime. To turn him gay? If so I definitely would have centered my comment on his stupidity.

That is my point, you retard. Your comment about how stupid the father was that he thought his "method" would "work" - not about the outrage about a child rape by a homophobic moron.
I think everyone here knows that I think child rape is horrific. I don't see why you giving me so much grief for pointing out how exceptionally stupid this guy is. It wouldn't have mattered what his aim was, turn the kid gay, straight, convert him to religion X, whatever; to think that he was going to successfully accomplish this through sexual assault was moronic on an epic scale and worth noting.

In comparison the doctor from Delaware was a garden variety monster, with nothing truly exceptional about him aside perhaps from the number of victims. What more can you say aside from a generic denouncement.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Neil on December 25, 2009, 10:17:20 AM
I think everyone here knows that child rape is less horrific than allowing children to succumb to Martinusism.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Sheilbh on December 25, 2009, 10:42:57 AM
As I say I'm with Marti.  Given the sheer level of outrage that's normal in Tim posts this reaction seems a bit unusual.  I'd perhaps phrase things differently than Marti, perhaps less excitably :)
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Grallon on December 25, 2009, 10:43:57 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 25, 2009, 06:39:10 AM

..

You make me sick, you retarded cancer-ridden scumbag.


Have some Paxil will you?  :rolleyes:

-----

As for that cretin of a father, he probably sealed the deal and his son might now avoid females like the plague. :P




G.




Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Martinus on December 25, 2009, 10:47:19 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on December 25, 2009, 10:42:57 AM
As I say I'm with Marti.  Given the sheer level of outrage that's normal in Tim posts this reaction seems a bit unusual.  I'd perhaps phrase things differently than Marti, perhaps less excitably :)

Well, I have certain loyal audience I have to accommodate, hence the level of shrillness - but yeah, my point was the same as you said. :)
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 10:50:49 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on December 25, 2009, 10:42:57 AM
As I say I'm with Marti.  Given the sheer level of outrage that's normal in Tim posts this reaction seems a bit unusual.  I'd perhaps phrase things differently than Marti, perhaps less excitably :)
Just because I say somethings appalling or someone should burned at the stake doesn't mean I'm foaming at the mouth with rage while I type it. I'm actually a pretty mellow laid back guy. I doubt my actual feelings on any of the crimes discussed differ in any way from the average man.

Just ask HMB, Cal, Wags, Kron, Meri or anyone who's met me whether I seemed like the hyper-excitable judgmental optimist you've all pegged me as.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Razgovory on December 25, 2009, 10:55:48 AM
Kids probably not even gay.  He's probably just shy or fat or something.  He wouldn't have had to force the son if he had paid for a higher priced hooker.  50 bucks?  Jeez. :yuk:  That's like encouraging your kid to develop an interest in astronomy by giving him a cardboard tube from a paper towel roll.


Oh and I just noticed the new smileys.  I like this one in particular  :shutup:   What can't be summed up by a mouthful of bacon?
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Razgovory on December 25, 2009, 10:56:54 AM
Quote from: Grallon on December 25, 2009, 10:43:57 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 25, 2009, 06:39:10 AM

..

You make me sick, you retarded cancer-ridden scumbag.


Have some Paxil will you?  :rolleyes:

-----

As for that cretin of a father, he probably sealed the deal and his son might now avoid females like the plague. :P




G.

Paxil is a weight gainer.  It'd help Marty bulk up a bit.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: merithyn on December 25, 2009, 10:58:36 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 10:50:49 AM
Just ask HMB, Cal, Wags, Kron, Meri or anyone who's met me whether I seemed like the hyper-excitable judgmental optimist you've all pegged me as.

No, he's not, and because I've met him, I don't read his posts in that tone, either.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: dps on December 25, 2009, 11:01:34 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 25, 2009, 10:55:48 AM
Kids probably not even gay.  He's probably just shy or fat or something.  He wouldn't have had to force the son if he had paid for a higher priced hooker.  50 bucks?  Jeez. :yuk: 

Reading comprehension fail.  He paid her in $50 BILLS, plural.

And everyone's missing the subtext here.  Tim's just upset that nobody got a hooker for him when he was 14.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Razgovory on December 25, 2009, 11:08:07 AM
Quote from: dps on December 25, 2009, 11:01:34 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 25, 2009, 10:55:48 AM
Kids probably not even gay.  He's probably just shy or fat or something.  He wouldn't have had to force the son if he had paid for a higher priced hooker.  50 bucks?  Jeez. :yuk: 

Reading comprehension fail.  He paid her in $50 BILLS, plural.

And everyone's missing the subtext here.  Tim's just upset that nobody got a hooker for him when he was 14.

Actually it said notes.  Besides it's not real money, it's Australian money.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 11:12:13 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 25, 2009, 10:55:48 AM
Kids probably not even gay.  He's probably just shy or fat or something.  He wouldn't have had to force the son if he had paid for a higher priced hooker.  50 bucks?  Jeez. :yuk:  That's like encouraging your kid to develop an interest in astronomy by giving him a cardboard tube from a paper towel roll.

You read it wrong, it said he paid in $50 notes, so she cost at least $100.

Just noticed the new smiles as well. What's the point of the gossipy one?
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: DisturbedPervert on December 25, 2009, 11:12:20 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 25, 2009, 10:55:48 AM

Oh and I just noticed the new smileys.  I like this one in particular  :shutup:   What can't be summed up by a mouthful of bacon?

Holy crap, new smileys.  :showoff:

I don't even know what this one means
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Josquius on December 25, 2009, 11:17:23 AM
Bad motivation.
Worthy abstract theory.
Horrible plan.
Amazingly badly executed.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Razgovory on December 25, 2009, 11:19:34 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 11:12:13 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 25, 2009, 10:55:48 AM
Kids probably not even gay.  He's probably just shy or fat or something.  He wouldn't have had to force the son if he had paid for a higher priced hooker.  50 bucks?  Jeez. :yuk:  That's like encouraging your kid to develop an interest in astronomy by giving him a cardboard tube from a paper towel roll.

You read it wrong, it said he paid in $50 notes, so she cost at least $100.

Just noticed the new smiles as well. What's the point of the gossipy one?

:shutup:  Bacon mouth!

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fshinyswine.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F04%2Fbacon-gun.jpg&hash=38e8b1c9fe830224733cb7bab2ba753bc1e01eb3)
Viva la Bacon Revolution!
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Sheilbh on December 25, 2009, 12:00:50 PM
Quote from: Tyr on December 25, 2009, 11:17:23 AM
Worthy abstract theory.
Marti will strike in....
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Razgovory on December 25, 2009, 01:20:18 PM
http://www.popsci.com/bacon

The Bacon Hijack continues.

Remember, it's not SPAM, it's Bacon!
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Grey Fox on December 25, 2009, 01:44:50 PM
Marti, because the usual "Totally appalling111oneone!!" thing is a joke.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Faeelin on December 25, 2009, 01:47:34 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 25, 2009, 11:19:34 AM

Viva la Bacon Revolution!

I've eaten bacon with ice cream, and that image makes me sick.

As for the link.... eh. It sucks for the kid, but I don't see it as bad as using force to sodomize a teenager. Sorry.

Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: grumbler on December 25, 2009, 01:57:26 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on December 25, 2009, 10:42:57 AM
As I say I'm with Marti.  Given the sheer level of outrage that's normal in Tim posts this reaction seems a bit unusual.  I'd perhaps phrase things differently than Marti, perhaps less excitably :)
But you don't pretend to be tolerant, nor to be a lawyer, so your level of hypocrisy is much lower.  ;)
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Martinus on December 25, 2009, 03:25:52 PM
Hypocrisy is the homage that vice pays to virtue. :P
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: grumbler on December 25, 2009, 04:00:30 PM
Quote from: Martinus on December 25, 2009, 03:25:52 PM
Hypocrisy is the homage that vice pays to virtue. :P
OMG IGNOAR RULE VIOLATION !!!111oneoneone
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Ed Anger on December 25, 2009, 04:14:46 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 25, 2009, 11:19:34 AM


:shutup:  Bacon mouth!

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fshinyswine.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F04%2Fbacon-gun.jpg&hash=38e8b1c9fe830224733cb7bab2ba753bc1e01eb3)
Viva la Bacon Revolution!

The sepoys won't like their new guns.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: DGuller on December 25, 2009, 04:22:19 PM
So, did the kid turn out to be gay?
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Josquius on December 25, 2009, 04:30:12 PM
Quote from: DGuller on December 25, 2009, 04:22:19 PM
So, did the kid turn out to be gay?
No, he had sex with a woman  :P

That is the way these sorts of people seem to lean though. To me it looks like they judge sexuality entirely by your actions rather than what you really want in your head. Hence all these 'gay conversion' courses and the like.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Razgovory on December 25, 2009, 05:39:36 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 25, 2009, 04:14:46 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 25, 2009, 11:19:34 AM


:shutup:  Bacon mouth!

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fshinyswine.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F04%2Fbacon-gun.jpg&hash=38e8b1c9fe830224733cb7bab2ba753bc1e01eb3)
Viva la Bacon Revolution!

The sepoys won't like their new guns.

Those are just ugly rumors.  Neither Pork nor Beef was used to grease anything in this new technology.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Ed Anger on December 25, 2009, 06:15:51 PM
The magazine holds 90 Lipitor rounds.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 08:10:51 PM
Quote from: Tyr on December 25, 2009, 11:17:23 AM
Bad motivation.
Worthy abstract theory.
Horrible plan.
Amazingly badly executed.

What?

That's got to be a troll right?
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Capetan Mihali on December 25, 2009, 08:55:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 25, 2009, 06:15:51 PM
The magazine holds 90 Lipitor rounds.

:lol:
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on December 25, 2009, 09:24:26 PM
I haven't had bacon for so long. :(
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 09:36:11 PM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on December 25, 2009, 09:24:26 PM
I haven't had bacon for so long. :(
I've seen Lotte bacon at my local market.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Caliga on December 25, 2009, 10:04:00 PM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on December 25, 2009, 09:24:26 PM
I haven't had bacon for so long. :(
I had like a dozen pieces for breakfast this morning.  :licklips:
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 25, 2009, 10:22:06 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 08:10:51 PM
Quote from: Tyr on December 25, 2009, 11:17:23 AM
Bad motivation.
Worthy abstract theory.
Horrible plan.
Amazingly badly executed.

What?

That's got to be a troll right?

He was talking about the new smilies.  :homestar:
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Jaron on December 25, 2009, 11:15:48 PM
:homestar:
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 25, 2009, 11:59:07 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 25, 2009, 10:04:00 PM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on December 25, 2009, 09:24:26 PM
I haven't had bacon for so long. :(
I had like a dozen pieces for breakfast this morning.  :licklips:

Of course you did.  Truck stops are still open even on holidays.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: DontSayBanana on December 26, 2009, 10:06:20 AM
Quote from: Grallon on December 25, 2009, 10:43:57 AM
Have some Paxil will you?  :rolleyes:

-----

As for that cretin of a father, he probably sealed the deal and his son might now avoid females like the plague. :P

G.

For once, Gral makes a good point.  Sorry, Neil.  Your team may have created the monster they hoped to prevent. :contract:
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Neil on December 26, 2009, 11:20:56 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on December 26, 2009, 10:06:20 AM
For once, Gral makes a good point.  Sorry, Neil.  Your team may have created the monster they hoped to prevent. :contract:
In that case, he'll be executed.  Sic semper faggots.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 26, 2009, 01:38:40 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on December 26, 2009, 10:06:20 AM
For once, Gral makes a good point.  Sorry, Neil.  Your team may have created the monster they hoped to prevent. :contract:

If he's not into women/girls by the time he's 14, I don't think it was gonna happen ever.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Barrister on December 26, 2009, 01:42:46 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 26, 2009, 01:38:40 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on December 26, 2009, 10:06:20 AM
For once, Gral makes a good point.  Sorry, Neil.  Your team may have created the monster they hoped to prevent. :contract:

If he's not into women/girls by the time he's 14, I don't think it was gonna happen ever.

Disagree strongly (and it goes the other way too).  Adolescent sexual identity is very far from being fixed in stone.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Josquius on December 26, 2009, 01:44:17 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 25, 2009, 08:10:51 PM
Quote from: Tyr on December 25, 2009, 11:17:23 AM
Bad motivation.
Worthy abstract theory.
Horrible plan.
Amazingly badly executed.

What?

That's got to be a troll right?

No, though to think of it I should have seperated the first point into two.
Being worried his son is gay- Pretty bad and old fashioned on his part.
Wanting to change that- Stupid and wrong from him.
Wanting to help his son lose his virginity- yeah, that's kind of cool on a surface level.
But...to think about it for more than 5 seconds having your dad involved in anything to do with sex and having him waiting outside whilst its going on...nasty
Telling the police about it- ouch.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Razgovory on December 26, 2009, 02:12:56 PM
Quote from: Barrister on December 26, 2009, 01:42:46 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 26, 2009, 01:38:40 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on December 26, 2009, 10:06:20 AM
For once, Gral makes a good point.  Sorry, Neil.  Your team may have created the monster they hoped to prevent. :contract:

If he's not into women/girls by the time he's 14, I don't think it was gonna happen ever.

Disagree strongly (and it goes the other way too).  Adolescent sexual identity is very far from being fixed in stone.

Yeah, the kid could just be a late bloomer.  Or the dad read it wrong.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: DontSayBanana on December 27, 2009, 10:33:54 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 26, 2009, 01:38:40 PM
If he's not into women/girls by the time he's 14, I don't think it was gonna happen ever.

Geez... glad you weren't my father- I didn't even kiss a girl until I was 16.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 27, 2009, 10:35:07 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on December 27, 2009, 10:33:54 AM
Geez... glad you weren't my father- I didn't even kiss a girl until I was 16.

When did you first want to kiss a girl though?
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Razgovory on December 27, 2009, 10:35:25 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on December 27, 2009, 10:33:54 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 26, 2009, 01:38:40 PM
If he's not into women/girls by the time he's 14, I don't think it was gonna happen ever.

Geez... glad you weren't my father- I didn't even kiss a girl until I was 16.

Maybe he would hire a girl to kiss you before that.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: DontSayBanana on December 27, 2009, 10:43:55 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 27, 2009, 10:35:07 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on December 27, 2009, 10:33:54 AM
Geez... glad you weren't my father- I didn't even kiss a girl until I was 16.

When did you first want to kiss a girl though?

Want?  9.  When did I first get over my embarrassment at ineptitude enough to show it outwardly?  16.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Ed Anger on December 27, 2009, 10:45:11 AM
Girls had cooties.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on December 27, 2009, 10:45:43 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 27, 2009, 10:45:11 AM
Girls had cooties.
Some still do.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Ed Anger on December 27, 2009, 10:46:48 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on December 27, 2009, 10:45:43 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 27, 2009, 10:45:11 AM
Girls had cooties.
Some still do.

and tattoos.  :yuk:
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 27, 2009, 11:02:59 AM
We should force Marty into sex with a woman, and watch his head explode.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Neil on December 27, 2009, 11:24:03 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 27, 2009, 11:02:59 AM
We should force Marty into sex with a woman, and watch his head explode.
That would be an interesting experiment.  If Martinus turns hetero, then faggotry is simply a deviant practice.  On the other hand, if he remains homo, it is either a genetic disorder or a mental illness, and thus must be cured with execution.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 27, 2009, 11:25:06 AM
Quote from: Neil on December 27, 2009, 11:24:03 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 27, 2009, 11:02:59 AM
We should force Marty into sex with a woman, and watch his head explode.
That would be an interesting experiment.  If Martinus turns hetero, then faggotry is simply a deviant practice.  On the other hand, if he remains homo, it is either a genetic disorder or a mental illness, and thus must be cured with execution.

Marty, would just scream and run off.

"Her toes have no Hobbit hair on them...? Nooooooo....!"
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Razgovory on December 27, 2009, 12:15:17 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 27, 2009, 11:02:59 AM
We should force Marty into sex with a woman, and watch his head explode.

This is the best idea ever.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Strix on December 27, 2009, 12:50:19 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 27, 2009, 12:15:17 PM
This is the best idea ever.

:yeah:
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on December 27, 2009, 06:33:50 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on December 27, 2009, 10:33:54 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 26, 2009, 01:38:40 PM
If he's not into women/girls by the time he's 14, I don't think it was gonna happen ever.

Geez... glad you weren't my father- I didn't even kiss a girl until I was 16.

that's not exactly a late blooming
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Monoriu on December 27, 2009, 09:19:29 PM
I first kissed a girl when I was 21. 
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Razgovory on December 27, 2009, 10:20:24 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on December 27, 2009, 09:19:29 PM
I first kissed a girl when I was 21.

And you were married to her for two years before that!
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on December 27, 2009, 10:22:32 PM
Oh no he didn't!
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Monoriu on December 27, 2009, 11:04:20 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 27, 2009, 10:20:24 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on December 27, 2009, 09:19:29 PM
I first kissed a girl when I was 21.

And you were married to her for two years before that!

Females don't like me  :Embarrass:
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: DGuller on December 27, 2009, 11:50:40 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 27, 2009, 10:20:24 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on December 27, 2009, 09:19:29 PM
I first kissed a girl when I was 21.

And you were married to her for two years before that!
:face:
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Camerus on December 27, 2009, 11:57:56 PM
For some reason, being frugal, meek and wanting to go unnoticed usually doesn't play well with the ladies.   ;)
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 28, 2009, 12:04:29 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on December 27, 2009, 09:19:29 PM
I first kissed a girl when I was 21.

Hey Mono, just for shits and giggles, how often do you and the Missus have sexual congress?  Or, over there in Red China, is it call sexual politburo?

Is it like over here, where most of our married posters only get it on their birthdays?
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Barrister on December 28, 2009, 12:16:46 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 28, 2009, 12:04:29 AM
Is it like over here, where most of our married posters only get it on their birthdays?

:rolleyes:
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 28, 2009, 12:19:25 AM
Quote from: Barrister on December 28, 2009, 12:16:46 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 28, 2009, 12:04:29 AM
Is it like over here, where most of our married posters only get it on their birthdays?

:rolleyes:

Must be different in Canada then.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Monoriu on December 28, 2009, 01:06:09 AM
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on December 27, 2009, 11:57:56 PM
For some reason, being frugal, meek and wanting to go unnoticed usually doesn't play well with the ladies.   ;)

That, and poor, obese, car-less, and short.  The open declaration that I would never buy any jewelry for anyone probably also has something to do with it. 
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Monoriu on December 28, 2009, 01:07:05 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 28, 2009, 12:04:29 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on December 27, 2009, 09:19:29 PM
I first kissed a girl when I was 21.

Hey Mono, just for shits and giggles, how often do you and the Missus have sexual congress?  Or, over there in Red China, is it call sexual politburo?

Is it like over here, where most of our married posters only get it on their birthdays?

Let's just say that I am happy with how things are :blush:
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: MadImmortalMan on December 28, 2009, 03:50:39 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on December 28, 2009, 01:07:05 AM

Let's just say that I am happy with how things are :blush:


Yeah, we know. Condoms cost money.  ;)
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: DontSayBanana on December 28, 2009, 09:17:22 AM
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on December 27, 2009, 11:57:56 PM
For some reason, being frugal, meek and wanting to go unnoticed usually doesn't play well with the ladies.   ;)

Self-explanatory. :D
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: merithyn on December 28, 2009, 09:44:34 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 28, 2009, 12:04:29 AM

Is it like over here, where most of our married posters only get it on their birthdays?

Thank God every day is a holiday... somewhere. ;)
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Malthus on December 28, 2009, 10:55:49 AM
Heh, I have almost the opposite concern with my son.  ;)

We went to the Old Mill (a fancy restaurant, convention centre and 'wedding mill') for my parent's anniversery, and by coincidence the parents of a classmate of Carl's was at the next table. The two kids played during dinner, and by the end they were dancing together - I took some pics I haven't downloaded yet.

The little girl asked Carl to marry her.  :lol: He didn't really know what that was, so his reply - 'let's just play instead'.

Almost prophetic of the teenage years.

Oh, and just to make Slargos' head assplode - she's Black.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Monoriu on December 28, 2009, 11:08:45 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on December 28, 2009, 09:17:22 AM
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on December 27, 2009, 11:57:56 PM
For some reason, being frugal, meek and wanting to go unnoticed usually doesn't play well with the ladies.   ;)

Self-explanatory. :D

That didn't stop my wife :contract:
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Ed Anger on December 28, 2009, 11:10:48 AM
Quote from: Malthus on December 28, 2009, 10:55:49 AM


Oh, and just to make Slargos' head assplode - she's Black.

THAT AIN'T KOSHER.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 28, 2009, 11:22:40 AM
I don't think Carl is Jewish.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Martinus on December 28, 2009, 11:33:47 AM
Quote from: Malthus on December 28, 2009, 10:55:49 AM
The little girl asked Carl to marry her.  :lol: He didn't really know what that was, so his reply - 'let's just play instead'.

Omg. It's the CdMllama's reincarnation.  :D
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Syt on December 28, 2009, 12:11:38 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 28, 2009, 11:22:40 AM
I don't think Carl is Jewish.

Let's force him to eat bacon to see if he's Jewish or not. Hire a street cook.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Martinus on December 28, 2009, 03:19:54 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 28, 2009, 12:11:38 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 28, 2009, 11:22:40 AM
I don't think Carl is Jewish.

Let's force him to eat bacon to see if he's Jewish or not. Hire a street cook.
:lol:
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Slargos on December 28, 2009, 03:35:07 PM
Quote from: Malthus on December 28, 2009, 10:55:49 AM
Heh, I have almost the opposite concern with my son.  ;)

We went to the Old Mill (a fancy restaurant, convention centre and 'wedding mill') for my parent's anniversery, and by coincidence the parents of a classmate of Carl's was at the next table. The two kids played during dinner, and by the end they were dancing together - I took some pics I haven't downloaded yet.

The little girl asked Carl to marry her.  :lol: He didn't really know what that was, so his reply - 'let's just play instead'.

Almost prophetic of the teenage years.

Oh, and just to make Slargos' head assplode - she's Black.

That's actually comforting. Dilution of the jew race will inevitably lead to its downfall.  :P

The by-product of creating a race of cunning black people, however, may end up dooming man kind.  :(
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Caliga on December 29, 2009, 01:16:26 PM
Quote from: Malthus on December 28, 2009, 10:55:49 AM
The little girl asked Carl to marry her be her baby daddy.  :lol: He didn't really know what that was, so his reply - 'let's just play instead'.

Almost prophetic of the teenage years.

Oh, and just to make Slargos' head assplode - she's Black.
Fixed for you... I know as a Jew you can't understand Ebonics.  :hug:
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Malthus on December 29, 2009, 01:51:44 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 29, 2009, 01:16:26 PM
Quote from: Malthus on December 28, 2009, 10:55:49 AM
The little girl asked Carl to marry her be her baby daddy.  :lol: He didn't really know what that was, so his reply - 'let's just play instead'.

Almost prophetic of the teenage years.

Oh, and just to make Slargos' head assplode - she's Black.
Fixed for you... I know as a Jew you can't understand Ebonics.  :hug:

Heh, this is not the sort of Black you Americans are used to. The dad is from Africa, not some ghetto in the US.  ;)
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Caliga on December 29, 2009, 01:53:53 PM
Quote from: Malthus on December 29, 2009, 01:51:44 PM
Heh, this is not the sort of Black you Americans are used to. The dad is from Africa, not some ghetto in the US.  ;)
Whew.  :)
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: HVC on December 29, 2009, 03:13:47 PM
Quote from: Malthus on December 29, 2009, 01:51:44 PM

Heh, this is not the sort of Black you Americans are used to. The dad is from Africa, not some ghetto in the US.  ;)
Ya, those blacks we call jamacians in Toronto :P
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: derspiess on December 29, 2009, 04:45:25 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 28, 2009, 12:04:29 AM
sexual politburo

Okay, that one caused yerba mate to go through the nose :D
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Caliga on December 29, 2009, 08:17:29 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 29, 2009, 04:45:25 PM
yerba mate
Maricón.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Rex Francorum on December 29, 2009, 09:17:34 PM
Quote from: Jaron on December 25, 2009, 11:15:48 PM
:homestar:

Not a new smiley.. I remember we had this one long time ago....
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 29, 2009, 09:21:29 PM
Quote from: Rex Francorum on December 29, 2009, 09:17:34 PM
Quote from: Jaron on December 25, 2009, 11:15:48 PM
:homestar:

Not a new smiley.. I remember we had this one long time ago....
Rex! Where've you been?
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: katmai on December 29, 2009, 09:21:40 PM
Quote from: Rex Francorum on December 29, 2009, 09:17:34 PM
Quote from: Jaron on December 25, 2009, 11:15:48 PM
:homestar:

Not a new smiley.. I remember we had this one long time ago....

Rex is correct. :)
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: katmai on December 29, 2009, 09:22:00 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 29, 2009, 09:21:29 PM
Quote from: Rex Francorum on December 29, 2009, 09:17:34 PM
Quote from: Jaron on December 25, 2009, 11:15:48 PM
:homestar:

Not a new smiley.. I remember we had this one long time ago....
Rex! Where've you been?

He's been around, lurking.
Title: Re: Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'
Post by: Rex Francorum on December 30, 2009, 01:56:36 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 29, 2009, 09:21:29 PM
Quote from: Rex Francorum on December 29, 2009, 09:17:34 PM
Quote from: Jaron on December 25, 2009, 11:15:48 PM
:homestar:

Not a new smiley.. I remember we had this one long time ago....
Rex! Where've you been?

I am here and there. I still come here to read thread but I have less time than before.

Am I the new King of Lurkers?  :w00t: