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Started by jimmy olsen, December 25, 2009, 04:44:40 AM

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Eddie Teach

#60
December 27, 2009, 10:35:07 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on December 27, 2009, 10:33:54 AM
Geez... glad you weren't my father- I didn't even kiss a girl until I was 16.

When did you first want to kiss a girl though?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#61
December 27, 2009, 10:35:25 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on December 27, 2009, 10:33:54 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 26, 2009, 01:38:40 PM
If he's not into women/girls by the time he's 14, I don't think it was gonna happen ever.

Geez... glad you weren't my father- I didn't even kiss a girl until I was 16.

Maybe he would hire a girl to kiss you before that.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

DontSayBanana

#62
December 27, 2009, 10:43:55 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 27, 2009, 10:35:07 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on December 27, 2009, 10:33:54 AM
Geez... glad you weren't my father- I didn't even kiss a girl until I was 16.

When did you first want to kiss a girl though?

Want?  9.  When did I first get over my embarrassment at ineptitude enough to show it outwardly?  16.
Experience bij!

Ed Anger

#63
December 27, 2009, 10:45:11 AM
Girls had cooties.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Darth Wagtaros

#64
December 27, 2009, 10:45:43 AM
PDH!

CountDeMoney

#66
December 27, 2009, 11:02:59 AM
We should force Marty into sex with a woman, and watch his head explode.

Neil

#67
December 27, 2009, 11:24:03 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 27, 2009, 11:02:59 AM
We should force Marty into sex with a woman, and watch his head explode.
That would be an interesting experiment.  If Martinus turns hetero, then faggotry is simply a deviant practice.  On the other hand, if he remains homo, it is either a genetic disorder or a mental illness, and thus must be cured with execution.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

CountDeMoney

#68
December 27, 2009, 11:25:06 AM
Quote from: Neil on December 27, 2009, 11:24:03 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 27, 2009, 11:02:59 AM
We should force Marty into sex with a woman, and watch his head explode.
That would be an interesting experiment.  If Martinus turns hetero, then faggotry is simply a deviant practice.  On the other hand, if he remains homo, it is either a genetic disorder or a mental illness, and thus must be cured with execution.

Marty, would just scream and run off.

"Her toes have no Hobbit hair on them...? Nooooooo....!"

Razgovory

#69
December 27, 2009, 12:15:17 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 27, 2009, 11:02:59 AM
We should force Marty into sex with a woman, and watch his head explode.

This is the best idea ever.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Strix

#70
December 27, 2009, 12:50:19 PM
"I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left." - Margaret Thatcher

Crazy_Ivan80

#71
December 27, 2009, 06:33:50 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on December 27, 2009, 10:33:54 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 26, 2009, 01:38:40 PM
If he's not into women/girls by the time he's 14, I don't think it was gonna happen ever.

Geez... glad you weren't my father- I didn't even kiss a girl until I was 16.

that's not exactly a late blooming

Monoriu

#72
December 27, 2009, 09:19:29 PM
I first kissed a girl when I was 21. 

Razgovory

#73
December 27, 2009, 10:20:24 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on December 27, 2009, 09:19:29 PM
I first kissed a girl when I was 21.

And you were married to her for two years before that!
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Darth Wagtaros

#74
December 27, 2009, 10:22:32 PM
Oh no he didn't!
PDH!
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