Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'

[Monoriu]

I first kissed a girl when I was 21.

And you were married to her for two years before that!

Females don't like me 

[DGuller]

I first kissed a girl when I was 21.

And you were married to her for two years before that!

[Camerus]

For some reason, being frugal, meek and wanting to go unnoticed usually doesn't play well with the ladies.   

[CountDeMoney]

I first kissed a girl when I was 21.

Hey Mono, just for shits and giggles, how often do you and the Missus have sexual congress?  Or, over there in Red China, is it call sexual politburo?

Is it like over here, where most of our married posters only get it on their birthdays?

[Barrister]

Is it like over here, where most of our married posters only get it on their birthdays?

[CountDeMoney]

Is it like over here, where most of our married posters only get it on their birthdays?

Must be different in Canada then.

[Monoriu]

For some reason, being frugal, meek and wanting to go unnoticed usually doesn't play well with the ladies.   

That, and poor, obese, car-less, and short.  The open declaration that I would never buy any jewelry for anyone probably also has something to do with it. 

[Monoriu]

I first kissed a girl when I was 21.

Hey Mono, just for shits and giggles, how often do you and the Missus have sexual congress?  Or, over there in Red China, is it call sexual politburo?

Is it like over here, where most of our married posters only get it on their birthdays?

Let's just say that I am happy with how things are

[MadImmortalMan]

Let's just say that I am happy with how things are

Yeah, we know. Condoms cost money. 

[DontSayBanana]

For some reason, being frugal, meek and wanting to go unnoticed usually doesn't play well with the ladies.  

Self-explanatory.

[merithyn]

Is it like over here, where most of our married posters only get it on their birthdays?

Thank God every day is a holiday... somewhere.

[Malthus]

Heh, I have almost the opposite concern with my son. 

We went to the Old Mill (a fancy restaurant, convention centre and 'wedding mill') for my parent's anniversery, and by coincidence the parents of a classmate of Carl's was at the next table. The two kids played during dinner, and by the end they were dancing together - I took some pics I haven't downloaded yet.

The little girl asked Carl to marry her.  He didn't really know what that was, so his reply - 'let's just play instead'.

Almost prophetic of the teenage years.

Oh, and just to make Slargos' head assplode - she's Black.

[Monoriu]

For some reason, being frugal, meek and wanting to go unnoticed usually doesn't play well with the ladies.   

Self-explanatory.

That didn't stop my wife

[Ed Anger]

Oh, and just to make Slargos' head assplode - she's Black.

THAT AIN'T KOSHER.

[Eddie Teach]

I don't think Carl is Jewish.